Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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“If this is another arts and crafts activity, then count me out,” Techno says. “I have had enough of taxidermying."
“Don’t be like that,” Phil pouts. “The centerpieces look wonderful. Our guests are going to love them."
“They better. I don’t think there’s a living squirrel left for fifty miles.”\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy wedding planner gig because he's got no choice. he’s not entirely sure he won’t get himself killed in the process.
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- Part 2 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
