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There were many reasons why Clown loved his mask and one hundred percent coverage costume: Recognisability, the fear factor, the anonymity, the comforting warmth, feeling the security of no one being able to see his facial expressions and many, many more.
The reason that made Clown probably love it more than any of the others combined, though, had to be that no one would see how fucked up he really was; why his people (were they ever really his?) abandoned him so long ago.Series
- Part 10 of Pine's Clownzy
- Part 2 of Throwing Rocks at Clown
- Part 1 of certified pine fics (tm)
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Sleeping In Your Passenger Seat (‘Cause Where Else Can I Sleep?) by 14pinecones
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
09 Sep 2023
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When Clown comes to the "Wow OMG ClownPierce actually has time for once, let's all go out together!" event half dead (metaphorically) after one and a half years of practically missing in action because of his high workload, of course his friends are a little worried and try to figure out just what exactly is wrong - or more so what isn't wrong, which Clown doesn't like that much. But hey, at least he accidentally got a date along the way.
Or: Artist!ClownPierce is incredibly overworked and sleep deprived and hangs out with his friends for the first time in a long time and gets some of the comfort and rest he needs. Also speedruns falling in love with Branzy. Oops.
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- Part 13 of Pine's Clownzy
- Part 4 of Throwing Rocks at Clown
- Part 2 of certified pine fics (tm)
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Clownpierce and his three British friend go to the copper museum. What might happen if in exactly that museum a zombie apocalypse breaks out?
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- Part 5 of Throwing Rocks at Clown
- Part 1 of Piney’s Friend or Foe
- Part 3 of certified pine fics (tm)
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Branzy, who forgot his keys at home, breaks into his room through his window.
...Or is he?
Or, Branzy accidentally breaks into Clown's room and sleeps in his bed
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- Part 17 of Pine's Clownzy
- Part 4 of certified pine fics (tm)
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An average day in the school life of ClownPierce: boring classes, the totally realistic Dutch school system, twelve hour flights and an attempt at his life. Oh and Branzy's there, too.
(Based on a crack talk with LovinglyReddish)
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- Part 19 of Pine's Clownzy
- Part 5 of certified pine fics (tm)
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In trying to complete his theme park in time, Branzy overworks himself and neglects to take care of his body's needs, so ClownPierce gets him a shower, food and sleep.
(Requested by Shearfer)Series
- Part 20 of Pine's Clownzy
- Part 6 of certified pine fics (tm)
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SB, Mini, Quiff and Clown are trying to get along when suddenly Maths takes over. Will they be able to defeat it before they all get infected?
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- Part 2 of Piney’s Friend or Foe
- Part 7 of certified pine fics (tm)
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Branzy takes a walk on Toy Day evening and takes on an odd job that consists of dressing up as Santa and delivering gifts to all inhabitants of FUNHOUSE TOWN. Unfortunately or fortunately, this includes the intimidating Mayor CLOWNS.
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- Part 23 of Pine's Clownzy
- Part 8 of certified pine fics (tm)
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Kaboodle prankt ClownPierce. Was als nächstes passiert, wird dich schocken!
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- Part 11 of Throwing Rocks at Clown
- Part 1 of Pine's Literary Crackverse
- Part 9 of certified pine fics (tm)
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ˈzaɪtɡaɪst
noun
the defining spirit or mood of a particular period of history as shown by the ideas and beliefs of the time.
from German Zeitgeist, Zeit ‘time’ + Geist ‘spirit’.Branzy is your average unhinged university student, living alone until a fatefull Halloween, when he aquires a new, unusual roommate.
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- Part 22 of Pine's Clownzy
- Part 10 of certified pine fics (tm)
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Scared of a little Lightnin’, Sweetheart? by 14pinecones
Fandoms: Friend or Foe Season 2
11 Apr 2025
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SB and Clown have to get along and work together for an extra life quest. Of course, this can only go horribly right.
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- Part 3 of Piney’s Friend or Foe
- Part 11 of certified pine fics (tm)