Scott's Life is Hard

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• Scott's Life is Hard by yellow_caballero

  Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men Evolution, X-Men  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  18 Nov 2017

  Tags

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  • Jean Grey/Scott Summers
  • Bobby Drake/Johnny Storm
  • Scott Summers
  • Jean Grey
  • Kitty Pryde
  • Kurt Wagner
  • Rogue (X-Men)
  • Logan (X-Men)
  • Ororo Munroe
  • Hank McCoy
  • Tabitha Smith
  • Jamie Madrox
  • Amara Aquilla
  • Sam Guthrie
  • Roberto da Costa
  • Bobby Drake
  • Jubilation Lee
  • Rahne Sinclair
  • Ray Crisp
  • Danielle Moonstar
  • Ichiki Hisako
  • Ruth Aldine
  • Erik Lehnsherr
  • Jean-Paul Beaubier
  • Xi'an Coy Manh
  • Rachel Summers
  • Nathan Summers
  • Charles Xavier
  • Laura Kinney
  • Julio Richter
  • Shatterstar (Marvel)
  • Neena Thurman
  • Ellie Phimister
  • that's Negasonic Teenage Warhead if you're nasty
  • Longshot (X-Men)
  • Team as Family
  • Cyclops did nothing wrong
  • domestic AU
  • High School AU
  • does that count if Evolution is one big high school AU
  • Scott Summers is not a dick
  • Magneto did nothing wrong
  • Rachel and Cable: Mystery twins
  • Scott is tired
  • Xavier is kind of the worst
  • buildingsroman
  • if someone's out of character you're probably right
  • Cyclops Was Right
  • i swear to god this isn't as cute as it sounds
  • Time Travel
  • The Dark Phoenix Saga
  • The Avengers suck and Tony Stark's an asshole

  Summary

  Scott cares a lot less about leading the X-Men then he does about getting the kids to school on time. Wrangling a mansion full of teenagers is the work of a lifetime, but Scott's not going anywhere. Sometimes love has to be enough. And somehow Scott's father of the year.

  In which bees are a novelty to ex-brainwashed apocalypse assasins, rotating groups of teenagers makes breakfast increasingly complicated, Magneto reads the daily newspaper, and Scott is the supreme god king dictator of 20 frightened mutant teenagers.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Scott's Life is Hard

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  42,150

  Chapters:

  6/?

  Comments:

  76

  Kudos:

  515

  Bookmarks:

  103

  Hits:

  11,109

• Initiation Rites by yellow_caballero

  Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men Evolution, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  26 Apr 2017

  Tags

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  • Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson
  • Peter Parker
  • Kitty Pryde
  • Scott Summers
  • Jean Grey
  • Kurt Wagner
  • Ororo Munroe
  • Logan (X-Men)
  • Rogue (X-Men)
  • Tabitha Smith
  • Amara Aquilla
  • Bobby Drake
  • Jamie Madrox
  • Jubilation Lee
  • Rahne Sinclair
  • Roberto da Costa
  • Ray Crisp
  • Sam Guthrie
  • Erik Lehnsherr
  • Laura Kinney
  • Peter Parker and Kitty Pryde are best friends
  • Kitty Pryde is a genius and uses this genius for evil
  • Peter Parker is a genius and should act like it
  • Scott Summers is terrifiying
  • Hannukah
  • Christmas
  • Judaism

  Summary

  Peter and Kitty just wanted to get wasted on vodka and pass out in order to deal with the holiday stress. But when Peter ends up having to assimilate into the X-Men household to escape the red-tinted glasses of the law, it becomes increasingly difficult to leave.

  Or, Peter and Kitty accidentally get drunk, get adopted, get panicked, and get in trouble.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Scott's Life is Hard

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  14,252

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  40

  Kudos:

  634

  Bookmarks:

  160

  Hits:

  8,169

• Clearance Sale (Everything Must Go) by yellow_caballero

  Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men Evolution  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  13 May 2017

  Tags

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  • Emma Frost & Scott Summers
  • Emma Frost
  • Scott Summers
  • Erik Lehnsherr
  • Monet St. Croix
  • Layla Williams
  • Darwin
  • Theresa Cassidy
  • Julio Richter
  • Emma Frost is not a bitch
  • in which emmas life gets exponentially worse and then a little bit better maybe
  • like a prada clad angel falling from heaven
  • Scott Summers is a smug asshole
  • Magneto is a trolling asshole
  • The X-Factor are too good too pure
  • The Amazing Rock-Girl makes her sparkling debut
  • if you think Emma is out of character you're probably right
  • if you think any character is out of character you're probably right

  Summary

  Emma Frost has lost it all: her money, her company, her boyfriend, her creepy super villain club, her dignity. (Un)luckily for her, The Master of Magnetism believed in second chances. But after those meddling kids kick her to the curb and conveniently forget she exists she had to find her own way, left with only her brains and a desperate 'fuck you' attitude. Sometimes that has to be enough. And one way or another, Scott Summers is going to get what's coming to him.

  In which Emma Frost meets several two by fours, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Scott Summer's dad jeans, The Amazing Rock Girl, some birds, and the girl in the beer freezer.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Scott's Life is Hard

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  13,768

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  222

  Bookmarks:

  31

  Hits:

  2,482

• Where The Sidewalk Ends by yellow_caballero

  Fandoms: X-Men Evolution, X-Men - All Media Types, Fantastic Four  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  18 Nov 2017

  Tags

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  • Bobby Drake/Johnny Storm
  • Ruth Aldine
  • Franklin Richards
  • Reed Richards
  • Scott Summers
  • Bobby Drake
  • Johnny Storm
  • Mind Screw
  • Dimensional Hijinks
  • Time Shenanigans
  • Gratuitous Buddhist Philosophy
  • Theseus' Ship Paradox
  • Twilight Zone - Freeform
  • this fic is about eight year olds playing with toys
  • Ruth Aldine is Not Having a Great Day
  • Franklin Richards Needs to Stop
  • The Future Should Go Back To Existing

  Summary

  Ruth and Franklin play with atoms.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Scott's Life is Hard

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,972

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  158

  Bookmarks:

  12

  Hits:

  1,657