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• Harry Potter and the Paint Huffers by SteveAtwater

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

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  19 Sep 2025

  Tags

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  • Harry Potter
  • Dudley Dursley
  • Severus Snape
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Sorting Hat (Harry Potter)
  • Ron Weasley
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Lucius Malfoy
  • Neville Longbottom
  • Hermione Granger
  • Daphne Greengrass
  • Vincent Crabbe
  • Gregory Goyle
  • Hannah Abbott
  • Pomona Sprout
  • Theodore Nott
  • Millicent Bulstrode
  • Tracey Davis (Harry Potter)
  • Blaise Zabini
  • Percy Weasley
  • Ginny Weasley
  • Crack
  • Serious Amounts of Crack
  • Stupidity
  • Self-Deprecation
  • Squirrels
  • girls
  • Girls Petting Squirrels
  • Squirrels Smoking Crack
  • Good Dursley Family (Harry Potter)
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall
  • Shirley You Can't Be Sirius
  • Off the Rails
  • Gay Bashing
  • By Which I Mean Dumbledore Is Super Gay And Throws Huge Parties
  • Huge Gay Parties
  • Snape Hates His Life
  • Snape Hates Your Life
  • Snape Hates In General
  • I Haven't Read the Books or Seen the Movies So
  • Not Canon Compliant
  • Writing by the seat of my pants
  • Gags
  • Not the Bondage Kind the Joke Kind
  • Bad Writing
  • This May Be Trollfic
  • I'm not really sure
  • The Shaggs
  • Gryffindor Draco Malfoy
  • My father will hear about this
  • TWISTING PLOT MONSTER
  • Okay so I only added that last tag because I like it a lot but it still counts
  • References to My Immortal
  • It's A Harry Potter Crackfic That Relies On Fanfic As Its Basis
  • That My Immortal Tag Is OBLIGATORY
  • Hawaiian Pizza - Freeform
  • IS THE WORST
  • Seriously What Sicko Puts HAM On A Pizza
  • Pineapple On Pizza Is Just The Greatest Thing Ever
  • And Then Some Jerk Has To Ruin It With Ham
  • This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
  • Pepperoni And Pineapple Pizza For The Win
  • If You're Thinking Those Pizza Tags Are Irrelevant You Are Wrong
  • They're Super Relevant
  • An Entire Subplot Is Dedicated To Them
  • Pepperoni And Pineapple Pizza
  • Gangsta Neville Longbottom
  • In His Own Head That Is

  Summary

  Read the tags. Then ask yourself: "do I really want to know?"

  If the answer is yes, then go ahead and check it out. But if the answer is no, then scroll on by. You won't be missing much.

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