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    ...and I can’t remember life before her name.

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    Stephen, Jon, and seven of their closest friends decide to go to Disney World on vacation. The only problem is that with there being nine of them, they all have their own plans for what would make the Best Vacation Ever.
    Set in May and June 2025

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    When Stephen Colbert loses his mind, he unilaterally orders a nuclear strike and John Oliver must try and coax the recall code from him. Meanwhile, Shep Smith and his B-52 crew have no clue they’re being used as pawns to start World War III. And Jon Stewart and his cabinet convene, racing against the clock to prevent what they learn will be the end of the world as they know it.

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    It’s 1924 and Letterman’s Circus is one of the most popular travelling circuses - next to Barnum and Bailey and Ringling Brothers.

    This is a look at the lives of some of the performers.

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    Shep couldn’t believe it. He was standing there, in the middle of Times Square. And it was New Year’s Eve. He knew he wouldn’t be here had he not developed his friendship with Anderson Cooper. And he wouldn’t he here had he not quit his job at Fox. Or his schooling. Everything was weird because it was all he could have ever dreamed of. All journalists older and more experienced than him could dream of. But he deserved this. It was his moment. Okay, technically it was Anderson and Andy’s moment, but still, he was there to share in it.

    Shep joins the New Year’s Eve Live team, reporting from Times Square. Meanwhile, Jon hosts a New Year’s party.

    Takes Place on December 31st 2024 and January 1st 2025.

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    ‘Ooh!’ Andy grunted. ‘Oh, maybe that’s how we get some life into your party - by holding a seance and contacting the dead!’
    ‘Okay. Andy, you know Ouija Boards are just toys, don’t you?’ Jordan asked.
    ‘Yeah, well, do you have a better idea to spice the party up?’ Conan asked.
    ‘Well, no, but I -‘
    ‘Fuck it,’ Conan said with a shrug. ‘We’re doing Andy’s idea. Everyone gather ‘round!’ he announced, twirling his finger in the air. ‘It’s seance time!’
    ‘Conan, is that wise?’ Sona asked.
    Conan shrugged again. ‘But if there’s anyone better to talk to a ghost than a talk show host, I’d love to hear it.’

    Conan O’Brien’s 2016 Halloween party does not go to plan when they use an Ouija Board and end up summoning an evil ghost - it instead becomes a full on fight for survival.

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    ‘I think I have cancer,’ Conan blurted out.
    Everyone just stared, not quite knowing what to say.
    ‘Well. Shit,’ Jon said, eventually breaking the awkward silence.

    Conan has a health scare when he has some serious issues where no man would want to have issues.

    Takes place in September 2024

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    Joining hit rock band Fornication Plea as their new bassist, Bill Hader experiences friction with front man Conan O’Brien while they fight for fame.

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    The talent booker asks, “So, can you work clean? For five minutes?”

    Barn door of his shoulders swinging back and forth as he plays both parts of the conversation, Richie clears his throat. “Um…define clean?”

    “To which,” Giggling, he shakes his head. “This kind woman made the mistake of saying, ‘Define dirty’.”

    “And of course my stupid ass blurts out, ‘Honey, if that’s where this phone call is going, I’m gonna need to start charging you 69 cents a minute'."

    Richie holds up a finger. “And she did not laugh.”

    Thankfully the crowd does and he barrels on. “So I said, ‘Well, I don’t know how clean it’ll be. But…'" Richie pauses. Counts in his head. He’d be ashamed to admit he practiced this mischievous grin in the mirror. But his compulsive need to prepare, to avoid criticism, allows nothing less. “'I have at least five minutes of material about how badly I want to bang Conan O’Brien'.”

    ---

    After a salacious set on Conan, Richie assumes his mouth led to trouble yet again. But when Conan repeatedly seeks opportunities to hang out, Richie suspects he's interested in something more.

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    Formerly named The Trump Regime

    In 2020, Trump won. Jon Stewart and his friends collectively decided that they aren’t going to accept totalitarian rule; a country in which dissenters are locked up in prison camps without trial.
    Under cover of darkness, they rebel and form their own pirate radio station as they do their best to survive the Trump regime.

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    “I had to come out and enjoy my last night of anonymity,” Conan shouts, voice lost over the ambient clatter of the tiny bar room. “Before I surrender to my fate as the answer to an obscure Trivial Pursuit question. ‘Name the host of the most short lived talk show to ever make it to air.’”

    It's August 1993, and you are just finishing up an internship at NBC’s newest show, Late Night with Conan O’Brien.

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    What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.

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    Chaos: By the way, congrats Jon! Having an off-off Broadway show is awes0me! Can’t wait to see it!
    Chaos: What’s if called?
    Bi Bi Bi: Seriously, It’s Okay To Laugh
    Chaos: Laugh at what?
    Bi Bi Bi: That’s fhe title, Trevor.

    A rising comedy star, Jon gets his own Off-Off Broadway one-man comedy show in The Village. In between, he makes time for his friends via their group chat, but that changes when something happens to his hero.
    Set in February/March 2028

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    While filming a new episode of 'Conan Without Borders' in France, Conan and his assistant Zoey admit their long-held feelings for one another.

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    John showed up at Stephen’s apartment late. ‘Alright, I know I’m late, but does it really matter?’
    ‘You know it does, John. We’ve only got a certain amount of time to do this while Evie’s got the kids out.’

    The Order of Osiris get sidetracked as they meet to play D&D and Conan reveals some startling news.
    Takes place in May 2036.

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    ‘Alright, Conan, as you know, I’m going to see my mom for the weekend. I’m heading out now. All I ask is for you not burn down the dorm while I’m gone,’ said Andy.
    ‘Why would I do that?’ asked Conan.
    ‘I don’t think you’d do it on purpose,’ said Andy. ‘It’s just you can be a bit... irresponsible. Sometimes.’
    ‘Me? Irresponsible?’ asked Conan.
    ‘Well... yeah,’ said Andy with a slight shrug. ‘You can be.’

    When Andy goes away for a few days, Conan tries to prove to him that he can be responsible.
    Set in March 2021

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    Jon was out when it happened, buying groceries. As soon as he’d paid and left the store, he felt it; something different in the air.

    After five long days, the election results have finally been announced on CNN.
    Set in in November 2020

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    Jon got back on campus, dragging his suitcase behind him. He was ready for another year of study. One that hopefully wouldn’t be interrupted by Donald Trump or an insurrection or the pandemic or having to switch to online learning over Zoom.

    Jon and his friends all catch up after the summer break.
    Set in September 2021.

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    'There’s a furious southerner in the quad,' said Conan as he put his cup down on the table and sat down opposite Jon and Stephen.
    'A southerner?' asked Jon.
    'Someone from the Deep South,' said Conan. 'I just saw him beat the crap out of this guy and he was swearing and everything.'

    Stephen wants to get to know the mysterious Southerner hanging around, much to Jon’s annoyance.
    Set across October-November 2021.

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    1/1
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    Conan O’Brien sets out on the ‘Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television’ Tour, accompanied by his girlfriend, Gwendolyn.

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