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A Hare's Hea(r)t by mouseyblue for lacrimalis
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
08 Feb 2025
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Scarab visits his most reliable contact in the Drift looking for information pertaining to a bounty he's pursuing on the station. Yet he finds her inexplicably indisposed, and in desperate need of his assistance.
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my line is getting cold by mouseyblue
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
23 Jan 2025
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Scarab felt ill for the first time since he had ascended from his mortal life. It hindered his audits and left him miserable as he made his way through the workday feeling like a zombie. Thankfully, he was taking the night off, and could use some of that time to recover.
Unfortunately, Scarab was already taking said time off for a reason—a reason that the illness would hinder, though it wouldn’t stop him. It couldn't.
Nothing would.
After all, the Boss was calling him.
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As Above So Below by ItsAwfulOutHereSocrates
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010)
09 Oct 2024
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“And just who are you, exactly?” he asked.
“I’m Prismo, nice to meet you!” the man held out a hand for him to shake.
Scarab tensed. He knew that name. “The Prince of Hell.” He shook his hand by taking his pointer finger and thumb and delicately moving Prismo’s hand up and down for a moment. “I’ve heard of you.”
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Kicked out of their respective realms, Scarab, an angel, and Prismo, the Prince of Hell, have been turned human and attached to each other with a magic string as punishment. Forced to stay together and get along, they find a small town called Moorestown and make it their home.
(NOT BEING FINISHED BUT IM REWRITING IT BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE AND MAKING EVERYONE INTO OCS. Check out @angelicbug on tumblr for updates)
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jarred hard drive by lacrimalis, mouseyblue
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
18 Aug 2024
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Stumbling face-first into GOLB's realm does no favors to a machine built to uphold Order—and when Scarab comes to, he finds himself grappling with the deeply troubling side effects of exposure to that godhead of Chaos.
Adapted from an RP (posts retain tasteful timestamps and dividers).
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ashen skies and darkened thighs by mouseyblue
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), FernGully (Movies)
15 Aug 2024
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Scarab has always resented the favor the Boss showed Prismo by teaching the flighty, air-headed fairy the secrets of FernGully's magic over Scarab himself. His resentment only grows when Prismo dismisses his concerns about the dark omen only Scarab sees, streaking across the sky in the distance.
No one but Scarab recognizes the danger—and he knows if he were to investigate it on his own, and return with proof, the vain inhabitants of FernGully would finally realize that they should have listened to him all along.
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the auditor and the antiquarian by lacrimalis
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
15 Aug 2024
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Scarab manages to separate Simon from the group long enough to make a strategic retreat, when Winter King makes his belated entrance to the scene.
Simon has his work cut out for him, trying to reason with the stubborn, single-minded Scarab—all while the god-auditor hunts the girls who hail from the world behind Simon's eyes.
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the wheels of cosmic bureaucracy by lacrimalis
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood (Video Game)
27 Jul 2024
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After undergoing the ritual to fuse with their Behemoth, Grethe recognizes that nowhere within the coven's sight is safe. So they flee, making use of one of the closely-guarded cosmic verities they once discovered in the midst of their meditations to guide them to the one governmental body in all the cosmos that could offer protection to a witch-Behemoth hybrid.
The Cosmic Office takes Grethe into protective custody, and Scarab is assigned as their bodyguard while they get settled in.
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you were made flawed, but can improve with pain by lacrimalis for Kyngsley01
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
25 Jul 2024
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Throughout the multiverse, an individual person has many alternate "selves", with whose fate theirs is ever so slightly intertwined. Cosmic beings are generally understood to be exceptions to this widely-acknowledged rule: they are truly singular beings, in the definitive sense. One of a kind.
Or so they thought—until a second Cosmic Office comes into orbit of the first, throwing the whole paradigm into disarray and half the office into existential crisis.
When the drama dies down, and the waters are calm enough to tolerate interacting on an amicable level, someone gets the bright idea to institute a work-exchange program.
Or: Scarab subs in for his alternate self for a week, and is struck by the stark differences between Orbo and his assertive, no-nonsense counterpart: Orion.
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- Part 1 of The Goldieverse
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Plastic And Elastic, Rugged And Long-Lasting by mouseyblue
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
24 Jul 2024
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After revealing his sentience to Orbo, Scarab is not sent to the incinerator, as his most cynical forecasts anticipated. Instead, business at the Cosmic Office continues as usual. Scarab performs his duties with aplomb, and continues to report to Orbo.
When Scarab is not away on a mission, and Orbo has need of him, the Auditor-Bot surrenders himself to pleasurable abandon with his superior—and to all the challenges and rewards that come with being seen as a being capable of experiencing said pleasure.
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- Part 2 of He Feels Like A Boy Should Feel
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when you are Real you don't mind being hurt by mouseyblue
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
23 Jul 2024
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After realizing their toy-turned-hitman has gained sentience at some point, as many things do when exposed to the seeping influences and expanses of their realm, the Boss sends Scarab to someone they trust to socialize him.
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Or: Orbo receives a bloodthirsty assistant.
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yet i do fear thy nature by mouseyblue
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
09 Jul 2024
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Some amount of time into his punishment within the Time Room, Scarab starts to feel a slew of indescribable discomforts in his astral projection. He suspects an issue with his body, but Prismo, rightly, denies him access to the sleeping chamber—lest Scarab be tempted to break his probation by waking his body. While Prismo checks and reports that nothing seems to be wrong with his body, Scarab is sure that what he is feeling isn't normal.
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Or: Why Prismo shouldn't be given unlimited access to someone while in the throes of grief and loneliness, especially if that someone tried to ruin his life.
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bright smoke, cold fire, sick health by mouseyblue
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
30 Jun 2024
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When he begins to feel poorly, Scarab can think of only one place to go.
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- Part 3 of fire walk with me
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the spider and the silken diving-bell by lacrimalis
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
03 Jun 2024
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Orbo is convicted for abusing his privileged access to the cosmic office's memory wipe technology, and using it to systemically abuse his subordinate. In addition to a maximum prison sentence, therapy mandates abound—but despite the court and every professional involved concurring that Scarab was grievously wronged, he is loath to consider himself a victim, and he struggles to muster anger at his former supervisor for a crime he has no recollection of.
There is a twisted sort of irony in the fact that Orbo is the only one Scarab can speak to about what he did to him.
Orbo is the only one who remembers it, after all.
So between the two of them, on the privacy of a long-distance line... Perhaps Scarab can give him another chance—if only for his own gratification?
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- Part 3 of The Goldieverse
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please be soft and sweet to me by mouseyblue
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
28 May 2024
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Due to the grievous misuse of mindwipe devices on mortals, and the threat of their usage toward immortals during a particularly intense court case, they had been phased out for good. Those with altered minds and missing memories were given the opportunity to heal from the onslaught of cosmic interference. The returning memories took place in different forms, dependent upon how the recipient's mind was able to parse out the information.
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It was odd, how frequently Scarab had been dreaming of Orbo.
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The Phone is Bugged, Let's Talk Low by mouseyblue
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
15 May 2024
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Scarab is granted temporary access to his body following his sentence to the Time Room to take a call with the Boss. Despite his usual composure, he finds himself quite nervous. This is someone he thought he had the favor of—until recently, that is.
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your every grief like a blade, shining and unsheathed, must strike me down by lacrimalis
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
13 May 2024
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In the aftermath of Scarab's tantrum of cataclysmic proportions, the Boss entrusts Orbo with disciplining Scarab.
Which Orbo thinks is a little rich, because it's not as if he hadn't guessed that Scarab might react poorly to being permitted to go on this mission only for his efforts to be all for naught. Most universes tend to sort themselves out just fine after the growing pains of being not-quite-canon.
But all that leaves him with is a mutinous and grudging god-auditor, and a daunting time limit to get the truth out of Scarab before his sentence is passed down.
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Long, Long Sleep by mouseyblue
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010)
04 May 2024
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After receiving an alert about the Lich, Scarab immediately goes to the Time Room, arriving just in time to save Prismo's host from the Lich's clutches. However, he did not arrive quickly enough to keep the old man from being awoken in the first place. The multiverse can't survive long without the Wish Master at the center of everything, keeping track of the wishes of mortals. If only the old man's suggestions on how to get him back to sleep were a little more... orthodox.
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oh it felt like heaven, but i'm sure she was in hell by lacrimalis
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
07 Apr 2024
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Orbo doesn't need Scarab to tell him what he wants. Scarab has told him enough by now for him to figure it out for himself—even if Scarab doesn't remember telling him.
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Scarab is given a shock collar to ensure he causes no trouble in the physical plane of his probationary period in the Time Room. However, he gets something a little more complicated than punishment out of those shocks.
Or: How I Learned To Let Go And Fuck My Roommate
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why does the sun burn? by mouseyblue
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
11 Mar 2024
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Scarab lends his ear to the anxieties of his quarry, Kheirosiphon, who has been masquerading as an employee of a tea shop instead of tending to the Sacred Flame as his job requires. However, Kheirosiphon is loathe to give up the life and role of the humble Sammy and tries to bargain for more time. If Kheirosiphon wishes to debase himself on the off chance that Scarab may decide to let him go, who is Scarab to stop such an amusing and desperate attempt?
AKA, Scarab and Kheirosiphon rewrite their first meeting.
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- Part 2 of fire walk with me