17 Works in Assassin Neil Josten

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    Based on the film "the Hitman's Bodyguard"
    You don't need to have watched the film to enjoy the fic :)

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    It’s messy. Nathaniel doesn’t actually like killing people—doesn’t like the sharp copper smell of blood or the way it’s slick and then tacky on his fingers—but he doesn’t have a choice. It’s either them or him and Andrew.

    Shit. Andrew.

    Nathaniel loses a knife into another agent’s ribcage, takes the butt of a rifle to the collarbone, then snaps the last man’s neck before sprinting toward the exit.

    “Andrew!” Nathaniel shouts, voice hoarse, cracking pathetically at the last syllable.

    *

    After finding and stealing the file that will bring down the Moriyamas, Nathaniel goes on the run. Andrew chooses to go with him.

    It's the two of them against the world.

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    Nathaniel Wesninski, um assassino mundialmente famoso conhece um agente perito em disfarce, e querendo ou não, o caminho deles se cruzam, com agora Andrew Minyard perseguindo Nahtaniel em todo crime que ele comete.

    Ou onde Andrew é um detetive do FBI e Neil é um assassino de aluguel mundialmente famoso.

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    How to Inadvertently Woo the Love of Your Life By Being As Irritating As Humanly Possible: An Illustrated Step-By-Step Guide by Nathaniel Wesninski Neil Josten

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    Andrew, a cab driver, is working the night shift. Nathaniel, a hitman, needs a ride.
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    All he could think was how easy it was for Nathaniel, and how close he sat behind Andrew, the soft skin at the back of his head in full view. It would be so easy for Nathaniel to put him down, Andrew there one second and gone the next.

    Nathaniel caught his eye in the mirror. “Drive.”

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    Years ago, Nathaniel Wesninski met a boy, one of the few who didn't whisper behind Nathaniel's back, a boy who hid his pain professionally, a boy who hid harsh truths behind an apathetic exterior.

    Years ago, Andrew Doe met a boy, a boy with a thousand secrets and a gift for lying. Little by little they began to trust each other, truth by truth, sitting evenings on the roofs of abandoned houses and for the first time in their lives they felt safe.
    They fell in love, shared lingering looks when the other did something absurd, shared quiet evenings and cigarette smoke.
    They had only each other, neither afraid of the other's tough truths, nor offering sympathy. They both knew it was no use.

    But one day Nathaniel Wesninski had disappeared.
    And when Nathaniel woke up in Britain, he knew he had told Andrew too much.

    Andrew Doe was broken, lost and knew too much, a risk to let live, a loose end. But Andrew Minyard was angry and dangerous enough to take advantage of. Ichirou Moriyama knew this and gave Andrew a chance, a purpose.
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    or Andrew and Neil were childhood bestfriends but Stuart took Neil to UK, now they reunite.

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    "The gift that kept on giving— even from afar, Neil Josten managed to shake the foundations upon which Andrew was struggling to rebuild his life. Secret after secret, Andrew had thought Neil’s supply to have run out somewhere along the past two years. How wrong he'd been."

    :*:*:

    Neil runs, leaving behind a letter. Andrew tries (and fails) to move on. Kevin has Stuart's number and bad impulse control.

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    Nathaniel Wesninski had been made into an assassin, a weapon to be wielded as Ichirou Moriyama wished. He’d killed more people than he could remember, learned to hold a knife since before he could walk. So, when Ichirou sent him to kill Kevin Day, he should have done it without thinking. It shouldn’t matter that they used to know each other or that Prince Andrew Minyard that Kevin had taken refuge with was more interesting than anyone Nathaniel had ever met.

    Or, the one where Nathanial is sent to kill Kevin Day and has a much harder time of it then he thought he would.

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    His brother’s silence was telling in itself, but Neil’s skin was itching with anxiety already. He didn’t appreciate Ichirou being a drama queen right now.

    "The Russians."

    "What Russians now?" Neil whined. He was so done with goddamn Russia.

    "Mika Todorova. Ring a bell?"

    Neil's whole body tensed immediately at the mention of the name. Flashes of dyed black hair and blue eyes crowded his vision so he forced himself to close his eyes. "What about her?"

    Ichirou fell into a long silence, as though he was gathering his thoughts to articulate them properly, "You knew she was a daughter of an assassin," He started accusingly. "And yet, you still dared to sleep with her?"

    Or:
    Where Mary dies before they can escape and Nathaniel later turns out to be a scheming little bastard, who decides to befriend Ichirou and Riko Moriyama for their mutual benefit - he becomes an assassin.
    Which takes him to Andrew Doe and his current abusers.
    Oh, and the russian mafia. We can't forget the russian mafia.

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    Neil is out for blood after Riko asshole Moriyama murdered his boyfriend. However, he is in desperate need of money and decides to post an advertisement on the darknet as an assassin for hire.

    In a fortunate turn of events, David Wymack decides to hire an assassin to murder their problem number one - Riko. It all goes from there.

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    Killing Andrew Minyard was the worst and last mistake Neil would ever make.

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    Neil and Andrew come across trouble in their jobs.
    Their jobs? Killing people.
    The trouble? Each other.

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    Andrew Minyard did not expect this. He wanted to be allowed to be happy when he was about to marry Neil Josten, the man who made him feel. Suddenly the man who was known as The Butcher of Baltimore, Nathan Wesninski, crashes his wedding and kills all the Foxes--including Neil.

    Andrew is pissed off as hell. He embarks on a lone journey to kill Nathan and his Slaughterhouse Squad for taking everyone he loves.

    ---
    Based on the deleted fic of SaigestuDreams
    UPDATE: ABANDONED

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    andrew shouldered his gun and prepared to head back to their truck, adjusting his earpiece in case renee radioed in.

    it was aaron's voice, strained with an unfamiliar panicked fire that andrew had never heard before, that stopped him in his tracks.

    "andrew, he's still breathing."

    (in which neil and andrew meet while one of them is bleeding out, aaron didn't sign up for any of this shit, and jeremy is the purest politician out there).

    [edit: DISCONTINUED]

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    Nathaniel's best friend is Andrew. Andrew's best friend is Nathaniel. Until the day Nathaniel disappears.

    The childhood best friends turned hitmen Andreil AU you're looking for.

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    Andrew's full-time job of looking after Kevin Day from elements of his vindictive past turns everything into a red flag. It just so happens that the guy in the flat next door is cute,

    but suspicious.

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    How to Inadvertently Woo the Love of Your Life By Being As Irritating As Humanly Possible: An Illustrated Step-By-Step Guide by Nathaniel Wesninski Neil Josten

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