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you know what? fuck you
*de-ages your pyro*
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- Part 6 of anonymous problematic tf2 fics by zombie
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‘"Aw, hell," he mutters, and as if he doesn't think he could suffer another shock, the day seems determined to prove him wrong. The voice is twisted, wrong, being forced to form vowels in a way it's never had to before. Even with his own accented pronunciation, it's very recognisable in his ears.
The body he's in is Sniper's.’
or,
merasmus puts a spell on the team. let's all clap for mr plot device man
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Just Like Him by PhileNTheBlank
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Typical Colors Series (Roblox)
14 Aug 2025
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Flanker doesn't know his grandpa. He died long before he was born. Hell, his ma was still a teen. He does know what he looks like, there's pictures hung up on the walls of his ma's childhood home. He also knows he's a huge Tom Jones fan, if he were to infer from the shelves upon shelves of merchandise in the childhood home.
The people around him say he's just like him. His opinion on this varies with time.
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Charles is one of Jeremy's many grandchildren, and also happens to take after him the most. He will continue to parallel his dead grandfather's life whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of when the colours are typical
- Part 3 of theres a team in this fortress
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Various Flashfire/Pyroscout Oneshots. Some fluffy, some angst, some smut. Look at notes for details before each chapter. Scout & Pyro are both Schizospec
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READ THE TAGS!!!
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- Part 2 of TF2 Means Trans Fortress 2
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When the unfortunate event happens, Medic knows what must be done.
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- Part 2 of anonymous problematic tf2 fics by zombie
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Pyro and Spy have a weird and awkward first time
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Sniper gets overstimulated and eats a burger. Pyro is also there.
Can be read as either platonic or romantic.
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Pyro asks Spy to burn them, Spy is nervous but not for the right reasons.
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Pyro just wants to feel safe. It can't feel safe on its own.
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You shivered from how needy he was, knowing he surrounded you like a clingy dog whenever it wasn't absent from the den it forced you to live in. You barely remembered what your mother looked like. Good mommy.
Pyro was practically drooling all itself over how big your tits were going to get, leaking with milk, and you'd share it with him whenever you fed the baby. "I- I'm gonna be a mommy, oh," you weren't even old enough to have your first period yet. "Pyroooo, why would you—"
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OR: Pyro makes a little girl a mommy.
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- Part 74 of faded off that josh
- Part 98 of delicious drabbles
- Part 13 of Cunny Fortress 2
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Y/N is Pyro's nurse due to Pyro's mental handicap.
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there's something odd about the blu pyro, and something even odder about their interest in the red engineer.
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Beers and Regret (w/ a side of deer god) by beatboxtf2fan, thedigiact1v
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), Breaking Bad, Archer (Cartoon), Original Work
31 Dec 2024
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Demo runs out of Scrumpy and gets into shit, shit, and more magical shit
TF2 owed by Valve
Rated M for Strong Graphic Violence, Vulgar Language(major cussing, if its very offensive, we will censor it.), Sexual Scenes, and Suggestive Dialogue, Our Dear Reader.
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"no doubles in the roleplay you guys!!!"- forum monitor Ludwig
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I don't know if I count, but I'm trying my best when I'm howling and barking my songs.
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the world is crashing, everything looks on fire by PhileNTheBlank
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
26 Nov 2024
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Having spent a good while working for Builder's League United, Pyro and their teammates have grown very comfortable with the fact that their lives were protected by respawn. When Pyro awakens to their base engulfed in flames, they don't realise that this would be the last time they get to see their friends.
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I was wondering where the BLU Pyro was during Meet The Pyro. So here's their perspective.
Title from The Score - Fire
Chapter titles from Peter McPoland - Digital SilenceSeries
- Part 2 of theres a team in this fortress
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Its skin was dark and marbled with burns. Small circular ones dotted its palms but large, sweeping marks pulled and twisted the skin on the top of its hands. It wasn’t shocking, though, it was exactly what Scout had expected of a mercenary who likes to play with fire in its free time. Scout definitely found it ugly, though, because Pyro’s stupid hobbies were exactly what he hated about it.
Pyro is curious about the marks it sees on Scout's arm. Scout teaches Pyro his special way of relieving stress. (And then Scout gets beaten the shit out of by Engineer.)
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there are flowers growing all around, a massive animal inside of me by j4wstheshark
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
23 Sep 2024
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pyro kills a spy disguised as scout and her whole day goes to shit.
scout tries to help in his own weird way.
it works, somehow.
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“Ahem… Um team, I have a job for everybody… yes Medic I know it’s my day off, so stop giving me that look! Anyways I called this because its early in the day and well, this might take all day. The Administrator has ordered that we will be attending a ball… this would not be a problem, except that well we are getting some intel while there! And well, there’s another mission that I will inform all of you shortly of.
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Out of all the Mercs under the RED Company, Pyro is by far the most mysterious one. Nobody really knows what they see, what they get up to and how they process all of it.
Let's focus on Pyro for once, eh?
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- Part 1 of Pyro’s Daily Diary