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Lunchbreak musings, mostly.
Tiny ficlets, windows to Aziraphale and Crowley's worlds.
Sometimes canon compliant, sometimes not. Ratings will vary too. I'll put a lil warning for E rated ones in a note.Imagine them as a box of chocolates or macarons. They are different flavours, each to be sampled, discovered and enjoyed more slowly - compared to sitting down to bigger meals 😊
Thank you for stopping by at the treats table!
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Ride with the Kelpie by Luinlothana, MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Aug 2025
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Starrag fancied himself the best-looking kelpie of his drowning. With his sleek jet black coat and flowing mane (he took great care to keep it clean of the kelp strands that tended to tangle in it when left unattended), Starrag could easily pass for a purebred Arabian horse—and often did, when he needed for one of his schemes. Of course, that worked only as long as he kept his mouth shut and his yellow snake eyes glamoured, and resisted the urges to climb walls, chase rabbits, or engage in any other behaviors atypical for regular horses.
Mage's apprentice Aziraphale meets a peculiar-looking black horse. He's not quite sure whether the horse actually tried to drown him or if it was a joke; either way, this is a beginning of a beautiful friendship—at least until other mages learn about it.
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A Dove Cooed at A.Z. Fell and Co. by jackisdoinurmom
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Jul 2025
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"His bladder twinged, trying to get his attention. Right. He didn't get to piss yet. He grumbled and pushed the urge to the back of his mind a second time. He was stubborn, but he knew his limits, he knew when he'd need to ask Aziraphale where his bookshop's toilet was—bookshops had toilets, didn't they? —but right now, he had a ruffled angel to help out."
Aziraphale is bad at magic. Crowley is a bit too excited to both laugh at the angel's situation and be there for him while he finds a solution to his problem, neglecting his own need.
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9k words of Crowley needing to pee. What more do you want from me
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we dream alone by werpiper
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Happy Prince - Oscar Wilde
01 Jun 2025
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This historical, not-entirely-comfortable queer setting brought to you in honor of Pride Month!
Winter comes in 1895. Crowley has been asleep for decades, and Oscar Wilde's gone to Reading Gaol, sentenced to hard labor for sodomy.
Aziraphale's kept up with all of Heaven's work and Hell's as well, because someone ought to be loyal to the Arrangement. He's done his best to be cheerful and good. But he's tired, and he's very, very lonely.
Of course angels don't need to sleep, but with help they are able to dream.
CONTAINS: unconscious pining, anonymous sex in an opium den, extensive Oscar Wilde quotes, and a lucky penny.
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Ineffable Spring Break
Day 15: Ties & Bow-tiesThis one is very filthy. You have been warned.
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I'm watching you watch me (the way the devil watches angels) by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Apr 2025
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Crowley met his angel the day he Fell. He was not even being his usual dramatic self when saying this, no—a fall on the runway during Paris Fashion Week was indeed a capital-F Fall. Or, at least, it would have been, if it were not for the angel…
It’s Spring/Summer Paris Fashion Week, and guess who’s turning heads on the catwalk? That’s right—Aziraphale and Crowley! Follow our favourite models (and the rest of the Good Omens cast) through three ethereally beautiful and devilishly tempting fashion shows.
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I've Got a Wand and a Rabbit by DiscombobulatedBard
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Feb 2025
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Hopeless romantic Anthony J. Crowley didn’t expect to meet the love of his life at a casino. Then again, he didn’t expect to attend the best magic show of his life at a casino, but the Marvelous Mr. Fell is just that good.
Aka the one in which Aziraphale is actually good at magic. They’re co-magicians, baby.
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After doing a magic show in the Gateways Club, Crowley shows Aziraphale exactly why she loves her body.
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He had trained with many of the masters across centuries, including Maskelyne and Hoffman, and had helped Hoffman in the publication of his book, Modern Magic. He had more to do with The Expert at the Card Table than anyone knew, (and no one else had ever solved famed manipulator S.W. Erdnase’s real identity). He'd spent years perfecting the art of conjuring without the use of miracles.
But he had one major flaw as a performer:
He was utterly unable to perform in front of his crush...
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The Great Bastille Escape by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2024
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Amateur magician Aziraphale is practicing a new trick, code name: The Great Bastille Escape. What could possibly go wrong? Or, rather, could something go right when Crowley shows up to save the day?
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Handling the cards by Tossukka
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2024
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Not that Crowley was against the community activities of their South Downs village, but Aziraphale had insisted it was time for Fell the Marvellous to come out of retirement. When Aziraphale asked Crowley to be his assistant, Crowley had been unconvinced until the Angel had promised to make it up to him later.
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- Part 12 of SOSH Guess The Author fics
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Greenery and Conjuration by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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Sometimes, Aziraphale really loves Crowley. Sometimes, he really adores him.
And other times, like now, he wishes he was capable of smiting the bastard just so the demon could feel a tiny part of his irritation at his existence.
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Although Crowley is generally unenthusiastic about sitting through one of Aziraphale magic tricks, his mind quickly changes when the angel employs an unconventional method to distract his audience.
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- Part 25 of Who Could’ve Wrote It? (GTA ficlets)
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A deep dive into Aziraphale's inspiration for his character, Fell the Marvellous:
"It wasn’t enough to know how to do the tricks. He needed the personality of a magician. He needed the finesse, the patter, the boniment necessary to perform the misdirection so it wouldn’t be so obvious what his hands were doing. He needed the confidence to command the attention of a room and the belief in his own self to succeed.
In short, he needed to be someone else."
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The Fig Thief by QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren’t expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?
🧚 Fairy
🦭 WalrusCrowley finds a fairy under his rose bush.
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Over, Around, Under, and Through by contritecactite, GardenVarietyDemon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Rock-a-Doodle (1991)
09 Oct 2024
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The summer after the world doesn't end, Adam and the Them are bored. Adam leads them on a journey into a children's book with a happy ending, unknowingly pulling in a few of their other acquaintances and catching the attention of some angels and demons who've been keeping tabs on him. The casual visit turns into a slightly more urgent adventure when Shax and Michael try to do away with the Crowley and Aziraphale problem and the Adam Young problem in one swipe of a stork's beak.
Featuring an angel who thinks he's a magician('s assistant), a demon stuck reliving his Fall in fun new ways, and a young antichrist who still has a lot to learn. Also featuring A Very Large Chicken, Many Small Chickens, and Too Many Erics.
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The Magician, The Bandit & The Unicorn by GoodbyeVanny, SpaceGiraffe
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Last Unicorn (1982)
30 Sep 2024
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After overhearing she may be the last, the unicorn leaves the safety of her forest to find out if she's truly the last unicorn left in the world.
Travelling magician Aziraphale knows he wants more than the life he's currently living, but it takes meeting the unicorn to force him to make a change.
Crowley once dreamed of being Robin Hood, but fell in with bandits instead. A chance meeting with the unicorn makes him think there may still be good left in him.
Despite Aziraphale's protests, the two men find themselves on a quest to find King Haggard, the Red Bull and where the other unicorns have gone.A loose re-telling of The Last Unicorn.
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On the morning of Warlock’s 11th birthday party, Aziraphale can’t find his magician’s coat.
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A deep dive into two autographed magic books from Aziraphale's collection, and a deeper dive into how the angel spent his time after his fight with Crowley in 1862, as told from the POV of his mentor in magic, Professor Hoffman:
"The way he fumbles through all of his tricks is unmatched in any I have witnessed. He frequently alternates from an articulate conqueror with a powerful stage presence, to a bumbling clown in the next moment, frequently dropping his cards or gimmicks and apologetically picking them up, while still trying to finish the trick even after it is revealed.
It truly boggles the mind.
He is certainly giving me plenty of material for my book on trying to teach other beginners the art of magic.
The entire last chapter I am dedicating specifically to him, even though he may never realize it..."
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Aziraphale Engel, black sheep of his strictly religious family, lives a quiet and monkish existence in the middle of London, trying to avoid the many temptations of the flesh and do his bit for the church that his father founded.
But his quiet, untroubled, and unhappily narrow existence is about to come to an end, and he will be faced with the choice to give up even more of who he is or to survive in the real world.
The fic is complete and will update weekly.