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    He wasn’t on the floor, he wasn’t serving drinks, and he especially wasn’t running the casino; right now, he was just Quackity who limped home after a long shift. The last thing he wanted to do was nurse a snot nosed teen back to health, but-- against his better judgement-- that's exactly what he did.

    And what did he have to show for it?

    Not one, but two swift kicks to the face. His dignity and window and face shattered by the blond, bloody, crazy-teenage-weirdo-Syndicate member he'd dragged into his house.

    Fuck his life.

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    •Foragissa siente que lo acechan desde las sombras, sabiendo que un cazarrecompensas viene por su cabeza•

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    He’s lucky to be given the chance to protect people under the number one hero. That’s what everyone says at least.

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    Hero Tommy slowly realizes that the system is screwed and runs away to be a vigilante/villain. Read to find out the rest.

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    Tommy has given up on the world ever treating him kindly, entering every new situation with resignation and fear. But what happens when he's taken in by the Watsons, a family that shows him there's more to life than just surviving?

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    "It had been his fault, time and time again, that none of his homes had worked out. Sure, he wasn’t always known for having the best attitude–he was scared of everything, and when he got defensive he talked back, zoned out, or bolted at the first sign of trouble.

    He was annoying and loud, and he’d been told it too many times to count.

    But truly, the reason most families had issues with Tommy had less to do with his personality, and more to do with his ability."

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    you were lost and gone forever
    dreadful sorrow, clementine
    *****
    “Ple-ease,” The young boy repeated, eyes scrunching shut in both a wince and a whimper. “Please, I can’t- I can’t do this. Help me. Please, just end it.”Oh.

    The gun. Slowly, almost tentatively, Technoblade knelt down to pick up the rifle. A Winchester rifle, the trigger worn. The brown cow behind him huffed, and nudged a head into his back. He took another step.

    “What happened?” He found himself asking, his voice smoothing out into a honey-like drip.

    “I- I did somethin’ bad, real bad. I can’t- Please. Please, sir, just- just fucking kill me. I can’t do this, I just- Please!” With every passing second, the kid grew more desperate, scared even.

    …. Damn it, Phil was going to be livid.

    *****
    Or, Technoblade, known by bounty hunters as the Blood God, is the right hand man to the leader of one of the most notorious outlaw gangs in the entirety of Essempee: the Syndicate. Tommy runs into him after an... incident. Cue the found family speedrun & identity crisis for the legend himself.

    A rewrite of my previous (and first!) fic Clementine, except this time with a finished plot, no W*lbur, and fantasy stuffs! :D

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    Hi! I'm Tommy! And I live a normal life! Yep totally normal life it's not like I found a necklace and now have three demons following me around. I have no idea what you're talking ab--

    Who are you talking to?

    Nobody! Literally nobody!

    Right? Well if you're talking to the wall at least invite Wilbur or Techno.

    And why would I do that Phil?

    Because they're bored

    Then they should go bother someone else!

    or, Tommy found a necklace one day after work and now has three demons who won't leave him alone. Whatever could go wrong? Did I also mention he breaks the 4th wall from time to time to cuss out you, the reader?

    This book is a mixture of comedy and adventure, plus, it's guaranteed to make you laugh. Come read some chaos, I promise you won't regret the read.

    *THESE ARE A MIXTURE OF THE CHARACTERS FROM THE DSMP AND OSMP AND NOT THE CONTENT CREATORS!!*

    Updates: Whenever I feel
    *Goal is between Thursday through Monday, look at lastest chapter for updates if chapter is delayed*

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    He was finally going on a mission, not as a hunter with Dream like he imagined, but as an assistant with Sam. His sixteenth birthday just hit, and he was being allowed to enter the most dangerous nation for him right now.
    The Antarctic Empire

    A nation filled and ruled by hybrids, dangerous creatures that could kill you in an instant.
    Tommy had been told all throughout his childhood how dangerous they were, and how hunters were created to take them out.
    Now he was traveling with Sam to visit a town on the outstretches of the nation. Pogtopia.
    Trying to blend in and fulfill his duties as Sam’s assistant, he runs into a stuck up emo prick while getting food again.
    “You’re a child
    “I’M NOT A CHILD YOU FUCKING PRICK”
    “A gremlin, then” fondness evident in his tone.

    Yeah, Tommy really hated this guy.

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    It’s been three years.

    Three years since Tommy saw his brother. Three years since he heard his laugh, saw his smile, or even got to talk to him.

    Tommy knows that by now, Wilbur would’ve aged out of the system. His eighteenth birthday would’ve been four months ago. Tommy had wondered that day, how he was doing somewhere out there, undoubtedly alone.

    The social workers said that Tommy could manifest any day now. Most people receive their hybrid traits before they’re sixteen and Tommy’s birthday was only one month away.

    It terrified him, the thought of ending up like Wilbur. Becoming something terrifying, someone that nobody could ever trust, somebody that society said nobody should ever love.

    ———

    Or, when Tommy’s brother, Wilbur, manifests as a poisonous butterfly hybrid, they are separated in the foster system.
    Tommy believes that he will never see his brother again.

    Until, he ends up at a new house, one that seems suspiciously like the one place Wilbur could belong.
    And, somewhere that Tommy could belong too.

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    Working at a bakery during the day. Vigilante at night. Work during the day. Vigilante at night. Tommy gets surprise adopted by the most notorious villains in the city because they're concerned for their favorite civilian.

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    Overworld(Tommy) is the god of his universe but after his husbands Ender(Ranboo) and Nether(Tubbo) die He decides to leave and sleep in the void for a few multiple Thousand years because of his greif but after then he wakes up and quickly learns the modern world with the help of his server machine he meets people from his past as he roams the modern world including Tubbo and Ranboo the reincarnated versions of his past loves

    after finding out that they are vigilantes he decides to join them but before his actual debut bee duo get in a fight with sbi he saves them but phil recognizes him and now sbi is after them even if techno and wilbur don't get why yet they will help phil with what he wants

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    i wanted a god tomsy fic but didn't find one so i made my own!

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    this fic is currently in the works 2 soooo
    Also, the writing eventually gets better...

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    People had called him many things throughout his life; thief, scum of the earth, a useless little piece of shit-

    Those were the words of stupid men.

    Tommy is Borrower; the greatest, most magnificent supervillain in L'manberg, who is running the whole city, hell- the whole country amok with his glorious powers!
    Tommy is also number eleven on the most wanted villain list. Which needs to be updated, immediately.
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    Or; Tommy is a villain called Borrower who can steal powers for a limited amount of time. This is his journey through becoming the number one villain, finding himself a family, defeating a brainwashing Egg, and overthrowing a corrupt Government for one of his acquaintances, while also running the adored Waffle House of the city at sixteen years old.

    Not in that order.

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    •Libro de peticiones sobre este dúo/pareja wii•

    ★Reglas en el primer capítulo★

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    “So what I'm understanding,” Phil starts, tone incredulous. “Is that you figure out a way to invade every single country on the planet?”

    “Yeah,” Techno says, indifferent, casual, like this conversation has any right to be.

     

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    Basically Techno decides taking over the world is a coll first project as sort of emperor(?????) And Tommy and Wilbur are away and they miss them. Plus Techno still needs to get used ti being a person, so, cuddles:)

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    Everything is too much all the time, and it hurts and Techno doesn’t know how to not be the thing that they all made him into.
    Cassius is in prison, for a very long time. It’s over. It should be over.
    It doesn’t feel like it’s over.
    He wants to die. He can’t bear it anymore and he wants it over and he wants to die so he doesn’t have to feel this pain anymore.

    or, READ THE TAGS AND CONTENT WARNINGS

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    •¿Convertirse en príncipe? Sencillo, ¿Ser futuro rey y qué tus súbditos te acepten? Difícil... ¿Ser comprometido y hacer qué tu futuro esposo te acepte? Aún más difícil, pero no imposible•

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    Puffy made a terrible mistake. Her son destroyed town after town, leaving destruction and orphans in his wake. She did not have the heart to defeat him, or even watch him burn out. Instead, she gathered the orphans up and took it upon herself to find them all safe places to live. Several of the children had families in the Antarctic Empire, including a satyr named Tubbo. This would all work out perfectly, except of course for Tommy, Tubbo's human best friend, who refuses to be separated from Tubbo.

    Tommy gets himself lost in the Antarctic Empire and Techno and Philza find themselves in charge of finding the boy when Puffy failed to.

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    crossover between the dreamsmp, mainly sbi with DC. this is minus wilbur because he can go fuck himself

    Phil Watson travels to Gotham City from Britain after getting a good job offer and he has had to drag his two kids along - a piglin hybrid named Technoblade and a troublesome fledgling Tommy. Tommy had only recently gotten his wings due to being 16 and it has been a pain trying to keep him safe whilst his feathers grown in. Technoblade had been protective of his father and brother from learning about the crime rate in Gotham and he wants to make sure they are safe

    Damien is on patrol before he finds a large black crow feather

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    Tommy is a normal civilian with a normal life. Well, that is until he meets a certain pinkette at a bus stop and he thinks nothing could go bad, right? Sure, the man looks a lot like the most feared Villain besides Azrael but a man this awkward could never be that Villain.

     

    Well, after Tommy gets onto his bus he thinks he would never see the man again.

     

    But fate had different plans.

     

    And now,

     

    Where to go from here?

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    •¿Cuál es el mejor color de un labial? Solo hay una forma de averiguarlo, y es con besos•

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    A bunch of one-shots of Purpled from my hero/villain au, and how mentally ill Purpled is and will become if i decide to make a longfic.

    Separate CCs from characters.
    I am not a DTEAM liker or a WSS.

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