18 Works in Bisexual Disaster Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

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    “You know how to pick a target.” The man commented, humming like he had found a delightful snack.

    An alarm blared distantly in the back of Victor’s mind, warring him off from danger, or trying to. Like a predator turned prey, tail between his legs and hackles raised. And yet, he didn’t want to move- or maybe he was still too out of it to get himself to move.

    “What?” Victor muttered unintelligently.

    “Alastor,” The man answers, leaning in and shoving a hand towards Victor for a shake, “A pleasure, really, a pleasure, Mister…?”

    “Vox.”

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    A series of events detailing Vox and Alastor's sad and complicated journey of friendship... and maybe more.

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    The plan is simple.

    Create the most devastatingly Alastor coded outfit and seduce the deer once and for all.

    But nobody counted on was Vox quite literally translating the statistical numbers into a physical fabric nightmare.

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    Vox hates the beach. Thoroughly and viscerally. But then he finds someone who doesn't like the beach all that much either.

    So maybe they could...not enjoy the beach......together 👉👈

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    Love makes everything better is a pathetic saying. It’s bullshit. No one actually believes in that.

    Vox never did. Being the founder and owner of a giant tech company, and with his plans to overthrow Hell into his favor, he barely had time to think about romance.

    Lucifer was a different story, ever since he lived up as an archangel in Heaven. He loved….well, love. He wanted someone to hold, to adore. Someone to commit to. So when Lilith and him split and she left, he was heartbroken.

    Until he was called by the Overlords to attend some weird meeting. He never usually attended, being he wasn’t an Overlord himself in Hell, but they wanted to see him in person. Or, well, one did. Vox could get some good publicity and fame from meeting Lucifer himself. Why not take the opportunity?

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    Shea glanced over their shoulder via the reflection in Vox’s screen, then stood from the booth to stretch their arms over their head. “C’mere,” they whispered, beckoning Vox close with one crooked finger.

    “What–”

    “Cameras are watching,” Shea whispered with a smile, “So I’m gonna kiss you. That okay?”

    “More than okay. Do it.” Vox winked.

    Shea leaned down, hands cupping the bottom corners of Vox’s screen to kiss him, chaste but long enough for the cameras to capture. The taste of coffee from Vox’s lips and cinnamon from Shea’s mixed together, making Shea lick their lips as they pulled back.

    Vox’s pupils were blown wide.

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    When Alastor met Vox it was like something crushed his ribs in and punctured a lung. Because that did happen.
    Author sucks at Summaries. Alastor meets Vox on his first day in Hell and decides to help the TV with his amnesia after they roast each other in the street and Vox with zero fucks to give survives a turf war. Vox and Alastor go on wacky adventures which range from job hunting to harassing local overlords. After Vox regains his memories of his life he sets out with Alastor to second kill the man that murdered him and Alastor gets way too invested in the quest. Shanagins ensue in this loose cannon adventure that is riddled with attempts at historical accuracy, head cannons and Alastor's cooking.

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    “Alright, you know what? Fuck it! Yeah! Fuck me if you’re wrong, asshole!”

    Alastor’s laughter petered out as he wiped a tear away from his eye. “Pardon me. I didn’t quite catch that. What did you say, old chum?”

    “I said,” Vox enunciated, “that if I win, you fuck me.”

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    After the battle against Heaven, Vox follows Alastor into a bar. Conversation eventually turns to the Hell's Hottest Poll, and while Vox feels confident in his victory, Alastor isn't so sure.

    And a bet is made.

    (inspired by Mimi's artwork on Twitter)

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    Vox tries to have sex and Alastor can't keep his mouth shut about it.

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    Vox Humiliation Week 2025 Day 1: Cucking

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    When Vox hears that his latest hotel spy, Baxter, is spending Valentine's Day with THE angel-slayer Niffty, he decides to protect his investment by any means necessary. But when following the two on their date around the city, Vox runs into a certain someone who is also keeping an eye on the duo.

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    A predator has her eyes set on the stunning man in red at the bar. Too bad this obnoxious sinner with a TV for a head won't leave her alone

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    Dark Valentine 2025 Day 3: Jealousy

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    "Now... this is my least favorite thing I've ever done. And I died. I was ripped limb-from-limb, and was alive until my brain stem was severed, and this was-- somehow-- worse."

    "I'm sure it's not that bad," Vox laughed, nudging his shoulder against Alastor's. "I'm sure it's--"

    "Vox?"

    Vox sat stock-still, staring at the dildo in the box in front of him. He took it out of the box, looked at Alastor with wide eyes, and promptly crashed, his screen immediately turning blue and displaying tiny white text.

    "Vox?!" Alastor shook Vox by the shoulders and, when he didn't respond, laid him down on the bed and pulled off his shoes. "I swear, of all the times to stop responding..."

    Vox's screen switched to flashing 'VOX.EXE HAS CRASHED, PLEASE REBOOT YOUR VOX AND REMOVE EXCESSIVE STIMULI'.

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    Vox kissed Alastor once more, then again, and pulled back. "Is that hug still on the table?"

    "If you'd like it to be."

    Vox nodded. He turned his back to Alastor.

    "I have no idea what you want from me."

    "Hug me from behind, like you do when we sleep."

    Alastor wrapped his arms around Vox and rested his chin on Vox's shoulder. 

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    There were two rules one needed to keep in mind when it came to time travel spells.

    The first – and possibly most important – was that time wasn't as fragile as most people seemed to think. So long as you didn't do something irreconcilably stupid, like, oh, kill your past self – chances were the timeline would bounce back into place and you wouldn't even remember whatever had happened in your past, aside from having a motherfucker of a headache the next day.

    The second – and, okay, maybe this one should have moved up the list of importance, but cut them some slack, they hadn't done it before, okay? - was that it probably wasn't a good idea to try out a time travel spell for the first time, seven cocktails and a cocktail of drugs deep. All because you and your lover-slash-business partner thought it'd be a great fucking idea to go back in time a half hour so you could have a foursome with yourselves.

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    Vox stood and moved to return to his desk chair, but Alastor caught his hand.

    “Do you have a few minutes, Picture Box?”

    “I… I guess?”

    “Excellent!” Alastor grabbed his cane and tapped it twice on the floor, causing a jaunty jazz song to float through the air of Vox’s office. “Dance with me.”

    Vox grinned. “Oh, Baby, I’d love to.” He took Alastor’s proffered hand and, allowing Alastor to lead, was swung into a quick Fox Trot. He laughed.

    “Oh, that sound is music to my ears,” Alastor purred against Vox’s sound intake.

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    “Hands behind your back, Darling,” Alastor crooned, the tip of his cane digging in between Vox’s shoulder blades. “Don’t make me do anything you won’t like.”

    “Permission to speak?”

    “Mm… I’m feeling generous. 10 words or less, though.”

    Vox counted in his head, then offered, “I like everything you do to me, My Love.”

    Alastor’s ears flicked.

    “Sorry.”

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    Vox seeks out Rosie for advice with... if not wooing Alastor, at least winning him over a bit more.

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    Angel sorted through the several dozen flags he was holding and handed a purple, white, gray, and black flag to Alastor. “Here’s one for ya.”

    “I’m American,” Alastor said automatically, examining the flag.

    “Voxxy, give me the remote-” Val whined, reaching for it with all four arms.

    “Noooo we need more bi representation!” Vox rolled away from Val and made sure V Tower was still flashing pink, purple, and blue as it should be. “Please Val, the lights have only been like this for-”

    “Two hours!” Val snatched the remote and coded the colors to pink, yellow, and blue.

    Let’s stick rainbow stickers on all our posters,” Loona suggested.

    Blitzo thought about it for a second, then grinned. “Sounds good, Loony! I bet we’ll get a shitton more clients!”

    “That’s not- you can’t just-” Moxxie sighed.

    Why is Hell so fucking colorful today?” Adam peered down through the clouds, slurping on a drink.

    “I believe it’s ‘Pride Month’, sir,” Lute sneered.

    “I should give Pride a visit,” Ozzie hummed to Fizz. “Always nice to see what Lucie is up to.”

    tl;dr, pride month in hell, tw homophobia

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    When Velvette first hears about Vox's "obsession" with Alastor, she thinks Val is overreacting. When Alastor returns from his seven year hiatus she is quickly proven wrong, especially when the drawings Val does of the Radio Demon for Vox aren't enough and he seeks for better help. Much more expensive help.

    Velvette tries to keep the company afloat while everyone else is a disaster. Vox is pathetic. Lucifer is making bank on all these commissions. Valentino isn't getting enough attention. And Angel is continuously caught in the crossfire.

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