7 Works in Cad Bane Has Two Penises

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    It wasn’t that Bane didn’t miss him; Hondo was a distraction. It was hard to keep one’s mind clear, focused and alert when it mattered most if he didn’t cut him off. He couldn’t recall how many times he’d sent him naked holos when he least expected it, thinking he might save some of them as blackmail for if the pirate ever double-crossed him.

    That wasn’t even the worst of it, it was the vids, the clips of Ohnaka in his office, spread-eagle while jerkin it, whispering obscenities, thinking Bane might enjoy his crude display. They’d argued over it once or twice. Hondo felt he was doing him a service for if he felt alone, perhaps thinkin’ he might one day receive something in return.

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    Zulara Anu Trattu, a Twi’lek-Human hybrid, was handed off into slavery by her alcoholic father. He lost a game of sabacc to the owner of Kayson’s Weapons shop, located on Tatooine. Rather than pay his debt - his home and his entire fortune - his daughter is relinquished and taken from her native home of Lothal to Mos Eisley by her new master, an alien, adept at obtaining weapons on the black market, one who offers contraband to trusted customers as a new Empire rises to power; a fascist dictatorship has replaced democracy, the senate, and the Jedi are nowhere to be found.

    Cad Bane's on the hunt - he’s been offered a job by Tour Aryon, the Imperial Governor of the desert planet – figure out who's been selling weapons to would-be rebels - remaining groups of Separatists - straight out of Mos Eisley. He has a hunch, but Kayson would never risk himself, or his reputable business. He has another to do it for him - a certain someone - and she has the most luscious lips, the widest hips …

    He’s seen her dance, smelled her pheromones, and watched her work diligently for her "employer." One thing’s for sure: things aren't always as they seem.

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    I wrote this when it was 105 out. Finished it in the dead of winter. Cad Bane and dear reader on a brutally hot planet. Enjoy.

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    A job goes wrong - because of course it does - and Obi-Wan and Cad Bane end up trapped on the same escape pod - because of course they do - awaiting rescue. Except Bane is more annoyed by this than usual, and Obi-Wan's going to find out why.

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    for Kinktober 2022 prompt: heat/rut

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    Cad Bane is alone on his ship in the darkness of deep space. He lets his mind wander to that soft mammalian skin, so warm and inviting. How easy it would be to bite and mark with his teeth...

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    Extensive fingers, long-reaching, your fantasies brought to life on the vertex and crooks of their multi-jointed lengths. Blue flesh, cold and smooth with a faint roughness that paralyzes you when they caress your human skin. Marks are left in the form of horripilation; the bristling of micro hairs on your aching body as you pine for the hunter’s patented ministrations. Cruel, while at the same time tantalizing, stimulating your already sultry sex, dampened to the deepest, darkest depths that he can fathom.

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    This is what became of a tumblr ask: Do I smell a size kink?

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    You have been captured by Cad Bane, though he is not after you. You have information that he seeks, yet you are shy - perhaps there is a way he can persuade you to squeal, albeit one that is a bit unorthodox.

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