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    Buck goes back to the 118 after the lawsuit. The team forgives him and work feels normal again. But outside the firehouse, no one invites him out. Buck feels lonely. One night he finds a new bar called the Griffin. There, he meets some new friends. Buck also learns he is going to be a dad.

    Or,
    Buck and Jess sleep together - and Jess gets pregnant.

    - You do not need to watch New Girl to read this. (:

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    “I get tired of people picking and choosing when to see me as an adult. The kids just see me as me.”

    “I see you.” Eddie frowned, spinning them around.

    “You were busy.” Buck pursed his lips when Eddie glared at him. “You broke up with Marisol weeks ago and still haven’t told anyone.” Buck whispered. “I figured you would enjoy socializing with everyone and wanted you to feel included.”

    “Bullshit.” Eddie said flatly, spinning them around again. 

    “Fine. Yes.” Buck agreed. “It is bullshit. I’m petty and jealous about having to share you with other people constantly. It pisses me off because I want your attention on me. Like, all the time.”

    “Better.” Eddie smirked at him.

    or

    At the Grant-Nash house, hosting a celebratory a post-hospital wedding party for the new Han family, Buck inadvertently opens a can of worms. Featuring piano music, a meddling Christopher Diaz (in the best way), bonding moments, an accidental kiss, and a confession that ends in a marriage proposal (in a way).

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    Realizing one night that he's in love with Eddie, Buck decides to call in to a radio station and confess his feelings. Surely, no one listens to the radio anymore, and certainly not to a sappy-love song radio station either. But of course, there is one person who hears his confession on the radio… someone he never expected.

    Or, Chris learns that Buck is in love with his dad, and decides that chaos is the best way to deal with it.

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    Buck had a hard time figuring out a wedding present for his sister. He wanted it to be meaningful and thoughtful to let her know how happy he was that she found someone. It just means ... dusting off some old skills. And maybe revealing a secret that only she and Buck know about his life.

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    Willingly volunteering for latrine or laundry duty wouldn't necessarily be insane, no matter how public his hatred for either chore is, but the real question is whether or not Buck's nose can handle the inevitable onslaught of stimuli right now.

    The decision is made for him when Hen—and he loves her so much he's going to fix the Wilson's creaky front door—inadvertently saves him by cornering Eddie at the ambulance.

    Buck does not stay long enough to find out what the hell that’s about and simply thanks the universe for his pseudo-sister, then takes the opportunity to get the fuck out of there.

     

    or - buck is desperately struggling not to show how pathetically in love he is with Eddie, Maddie and Chimney are NOT helping and maybe, just maybe, he learns how to accept himself and all of his undead-ness in the process

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    “I have a date!” Buck announces the next afternoon. “It worked!” Being Buck, he does it at top volume at the table at the firehouse.

    Hen looks suspicious. “What worked?”

    “Eddie’s helping me fix my dating profile so it sends the message that I’m looking for a relationship,” Buck says.

    Hen and Chimney both give Eddie what he assumes is supposed to be a very significant look.

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    “Hmm.” He slowly finished chewing his bite and swallowed. “I don’t think he’s coming over tonight, he mentioned he had a date after his shift.”

    He almost felt bad at how fast his dad’s face dropped. Almost.

    “But I’m sure he could come after, maybe we can text him to bring ice cream!”

    “Unless the date goes well.” Dad grumbled, stabbing his food with the fork. “Maybe he’ll deign to join us.”

     

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    Chris is fed up with his dads dancing around each other and decides the best way to fix it is to rage bait his dad on social media.

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    Christopher didn't mean it. He was angry, confused, and then all the words just came out. Now Buck is in a coma, and Chris just wants to take it all back

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    When he woke up, Eddie was making coffee and looking tired, but peaceful. Buck smiled before heading into the bedroom and pulling a bag out and packing things for Eddie, too.

    “What, uh, what are you doin’, Buck?” Eddie asked in confusion, holding two coffee mugs in the door. Buck reached over and grabbed his cup before heading to the living room again, Eddie trailing after in bewildered silence.

    “We’re going to get Christopher.” Buck said certainly.

    “Buck-” Eddie sighed.

    “No. You have the option, Eddie. You can come with me, or you can stay here and I’ll have him home in a few days. But he’s coming home.”

    “He doesn’t want to.” Eddie argued weakly.

    “So?” Buck arched an eyebrow at him. “He’s 14, he’s a child. You are a fucking adult, Eddie, his father, and you are letting your parents take your son and use him as a do-over for what they did to you. Now. You can either come with me, or you can stay here."

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    Chris is sick and tired of his dad and Buck dancing around each other like birds during mating season.

    So he takes matters into his own hands.

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    When Christopher becomes worried that his dad might start dating again, he comes up with the perfect compromise: His dad can date, as long as he dates Buck. When Eddie seems resistant to the idea, he decides to take it into his own hands to show him how great it could be.

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    Christopher tries to get Eddie to date Buck. Eddie tries his best to resist, but starts to wonder if maybe his son might be right.

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    Buck, Eddie, Karen and Hen have a night out together. Going drink-to-drink with Karen isn't a smart move, but Buck gives it a go - and is still regretting it two days later.

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    Eddie is finally settling back into his life in Los Angeles and his new relationship with Buck when a call from Chris’ school sends him reeling.

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    “This is nice, Buck.” Albert said, looking around. Buck watched him for a minute to see if he was serious or joking, but he was just smiling at the pictures Buck had hung up that Chris had drawn or had made him get printed. “I really appreciate you letting me stay here.”

     

    “No problem.” Buck shrugged, heading for the bedroom to get his bag.

     

    “I’m also glad that your boyfriend isn’t threatened by me.” Albert continued and Buck promptly tripped through the door to the bedroom and he heard Eddie do the same in the kitchen. “Oh my gosh, are you guys ok?”

     

    “Good!” Eddie called, coughing a little.

     

    “Yeah, all good.” Buck grunted as he pushed himself back up.

     

    “Sorry, I was just trying to make a joke. I know I’m not a threat when that’s the type of person you’re with. I mean, good for you, Buck. You too, Eddie. You’re both very lucky.” Albert apologized.

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    Buck ... isn't dealing the best with adjusting to life after he'd died from a freak lightning strike. So he goes back to an old passion that used to help him through rough times. Music. And he can't exactly do it alone. Christopher Diaz is his best friend. So they sit down together and work through some emotional things to fully move past them. To let go.

    Buck used to play and write music all the time when he was younger. He'd just ... stopped. When he traveled he couldn't do it as much anymore. But he'd always loved it and always kept instruments around to pass the time. Now he was going to share all of that, the music, the playing, the joy and pain, with everyone. With Christopher's help, of course.

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    Eddie leaves, Buck is being very normal about it.

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    “Bye,” Eddie mumbles distantly, and when Buck finally manages to open his eyes again, Eddie is halfway out the door already.
    Puzzled, he just stands there, listens to the slam of the door and the starting of the truck outside, his mind spinning and his lips still tingling.
    Eddie has just kissed him. Actually kissed him, like it was the most normal, casual thing in the world, like this was what they always do, a routine they follow, a dance they’ve learned.
    Except it’s none of that. 

    ,or the one where Eddie and Buck live together, and things get out of hand.

    ,or the accidental kiss fic.

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    All Chris wants is his dad and Buck to be happy, of course, he loves them. They need to get past this, this staring at each other and then looking away bullshit, and just get together. No more, Ms. Floreses and Marisols and Tommys. It was time for an intervention. So one Thursday night Chris finds himself writing “Operation - Get My Dads Together”, and underlining it at the top of a notebook page.

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    “Why didn’t you say anything?”
    “It’s not my trauma, Hen” he whispers again, not trusting his voice won’t crack, “I should be able to do my job…”.
    She’s about to retort that yes, it is his trauma too, his body just proved it, when they hear Buck’s hurried steps.
    At her side, Eddie automatically tenses up.
    “Eddie…” Hen’s voice is full of sadness.
    “I can’t, not right now, I don’t want him to see me like-” he rushes but he doesn’t get to finish before Buck bursts around the corner.
    “Eddie! Are you okay? What- what happened?” Buck’s voice is thick with concern, but Eddie can’t. It’s too much for him, too soon. He can’t even look at him.
    “I don’t want to see him” he manages to tell Hen, voice cracking. He knows Buck hears it too, but he can’t stop himself, “I can’t.”
    He knows it’s unfair. But it’s too much.
    _____________________________________________________
    Or: the 118 is called to the Hotshot set for an emergency and sentimental chaos ensues, Bobby is everyone’s dad, the boys yell at each other and Chris saves the day. Not particularly in that order.

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    Day 99 of 105 days of 9-1-1 hiatus

    Eddie Diaz had never met someone quite so insufferable as Evan Buckley: snobbish, spoilt and so utterly rude, Eddie wished to never see his (frustratingly beautiful) face again after being unfairly fired from a carpentry job he carried out on the yacht Evan shared with his husband, Tommy.

    Yet when Evan falls from his beloved yacht, suffering from amnesia and shunned by Tommy, Eddie takes the opportunity to enact revenge and claim “Buck” as his husband and father of his son, Chris.

    Based on Overboard (1987)

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