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    Penelope Featherington is the new PTO president at her daughter's school. She's primed and ready for the challenge, but when new-to-the-school dad, Colin Bridgerton walks in, resisting him and his charms is the challenge she never saw coming.

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    Colin, Penelope, a wet t-shirt contest, and a whole lot of Bridgerton family meddling.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Eloise introduced her brother to Penelope like it was a casual favor, not a full-blown human sacrifice. Now Colin is hers, completely and embarrassingly. Her good boy. Her chew toy. Her Regency-virgin-turned-devoted-pet. He'd do anything she asked, even if it involves foot rubs, emotional damage, and looking pretty while she destroys him with a smile.

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    Colin Bridgerton is obsessed with his best friend’s curly red hair.
    OR
    The one where Colin asks Penelope to style his hair.
    OR
    A friends-to-lovers curly-haired fever dream.

     

    Colin's obsession with Penelope’s hair began when he was seven years old and Penelope Featherington, not yet his best friend, was five, almost six. Her cherubic face was framed in a halo of red, orange and gold corkscrew curls and when she spoke, or, better yet, when she laughed, her curls bounced, and it captivated him.

    Over the years, his obsession becomes increasingly ridiculous, and Colin, ever oblivious, can't work out why it makes him feel things...

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    Penelope Featherington decides to play a prank on Colin by calling him her "current fiancé".

    Colin loses it.

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    Colin knew he was in love with Penelope Featherington the day his top hat flew past Benedict and hit her square in the face.

    Penelope Featherington—the saving grace of the Featherington family—wasn’t the most conventional beauty, but with her luscious curves, sharp wit, and quiet confidence, she had become the talk of the ton. With a fairytale kind of grace and a mind as keen as her gaze, she was every man’s dream.

    Colin Bridgerton, the third-eldest Bridgerton sibling, had always lived in the shadow of his brothers. He wasn’t a notorious rake like Anthony, nor effortlessly creative like Benedict. He was thoughtful, steady, and kind—but somehow, he’d missed all the lessons older men seemed to learn about how to dazzle, flirt, or be seen. Especially by her.

    He had been hopelessly, silently, and wholeheartedly in love with Penelope Featherington for as long as he could remember.

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    A story in which Penelope Featherington is the diamond of the season—and Colin Bridgerton is the one who’s loved her all along, with no idea how to make her see it.

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    She made a little humming noise. “I am afraid, Sir Knight, that this is one danger you cannot wave your sword at. There is no escaping my marriage.”

    “Oh. That. Marriage is no danger.”

    She gave him a look of such sharpness that he felt himself wither. “You are a man. You do not have the first idea of the dangers marriage entails for women.” Her chin trembled though she held it aloft. “And you are a Knight Protector — you are not permitted to marry until after I am wed.”

    He opened his mouth to retort — but closed it quickly. She was, he supposed, right. In fact he could not imagine someone less suited to offer counsel on the subject than himself.

    “What is it that you fear?” he asked.

    She took a deep breath. “Cruelty. Neglect. Loneliness. A life spent in solitude and uselessness, my mind slowly disintegrating through lack of exertion. There is so much world out here, Colin, and I shall only ever see one tiny patch of it. I fear dying after a life only half-lived. I have dreams and ambitions and they shall never, ever be realised. So while I am able, I mean to live.”

     

    OR: the Adventures of Princess Penelope and Sir Colin, her Knight Protector!

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    It was 1995, and things were meant to be moving forward. The Tories were out of favour but stubbornly still in power. Diana was doing televised interviews in quiet rooms that made the country ache. The Spice Girls were recording Wannabe, though no one knew it yet. And Penelope?

    Penelope was nineteen, working weekends at HMV, trying to save for a second-hand Fiat Punto and pretending she wasn’t sleeping with her best friend.

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    If I could offer you any advice for getting over your first love who doesn't love you back, I'd say move away from him, force yourself not to speak to him any more and move on.
    I've done that.
    Well. The thing is... what you should never do is move back to the town where your first love lives. Because all the effort you've put in over the past few years is ruined in two days.

    People tend to say I'm chaotic, messy, too honest and that I'll probably end up single, living alone with my cat, Mimi.
    However, I'm often told that I give good advice…

    Which is why you should listen to me when I tell you never to move to the same town as your first love. I’m actually being serious here... I've done it myself and it wasn't a very good idea.
    Although...

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    1. Penelope draws blood, and Colin loses his mind.
    2. Colin Bridgerton is not jealous. (He was, in fact, quite jealous.)
    3. Colin can't help if he's drawn to his wife like a moth to a flame.

    Up next:

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    bee (noun):

    a Bridgerton ficlet (usually about Polin) containing exactly 233 words.

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    Penelope watched Colin throw her one last pained look before allowing himself to be removed from his perch at her side.

    “You don’t know who we are?” Eloise said before the woman could speak again. There was something flat in the delivery, as though she didn’t quite believe it. Or couldn’t.

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    Colin seeks Penelope out at a ball, only to find she is unwell. Colin escorts her to a spare room where they eat treats and snuggle. The next day when Anthony catches Colin sneaking food back to Penelope, he makes a surprising comment that will change Colin's perspective on Penelope.

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    Penelope opens up her flat’s door to a disheveled and heavily panting Colin Bridgerton who apparently got in a bar brawl against her boyfriend after the unsavory things he said about her in his drunken stupor.

    She should fix him up and send him packing. Right, just the rightful thing to do. Except that a bruised-from-fighting-for-her-honor Colin was something that had stoked some inner kindling inside her. Alone with him in her apartment in the middle of the night while she tended to his scraped and wounded, but hard, tight and toned torso….she should be fine right?

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    The wound-tending, body worship Polin shortfic nobody is really writing so I went ahead and did one myself lol

    EDIT: Updated with a Special Chapter 💜

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    How it started: "Pen, if you read my letters, I am sure you know that I regret what I said- even if I did not mean it in the way it has been taken. You are not unmarriageable material, I swear- I will prove it to you."
    How it's going: "Look at us, Pen. You did this to us, my pet. Look at what you’ve made us. You could have been my beloved wife, my trusted confidante. Instead, you’ve forced me to make you my dirty little secret, my wanton, kept woman."

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    Penelope Featherington always knew she'd be stuck on the marriage mart longer than most. She wasn’t beautiful, dainty, or slender—the qualities every eligible lady was meant to possess. But what she never expected was for her to be cursed. From the moment of her debut, every man who so much as spoke to her, without even courting, met an untimely death. It wasn’t long before she became infamous as the Cursed Debutante. Every man, that is, except one—Colin Bridgerton, the one man she could never have.

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    Penelope Featherington had long since stopped believing in fairy godmothers, or princes that come and sweep you off of your feet. Penelope had accepted long ago that if she wanted to save her home form ruin (and from the greedy hands of her stepmother and stepsisters) she would have to do so herself.
    But when she meets an elusive man in the forest, and gets invited to a royal ball, everything she thought she knew might just start to change.
    *****
    A Polin retelling of Cinderella.

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    "Colin Bridgerton would never dream of courting me," Penelope laughed behind her fan, ignorant to the very man hovering behind the shrubbery behind her, and even less aware of the way his heart shuddered in his chest. "Not even in your wildest fantasies, Lady Cowper."

    Colin gritted his teeth and resisted the urge to storm in there and shake the infuriating woman, the same woman who he, apparently, had been courting for the entire season and yet had no idea of his feelings for her.

    Bloody hell.

    ***

    Everyone knew that the spinster lady of the Featherington barony had no intentions of marrying and similarly, no man had any intention of marrying her.

    So why, pray tell, was the newest Bridgerton bachelor chasing after her skirts like she was some pretty little chit?

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    AKA: How the fuck does Colin Bridgerton not only fall in love once, but twice, with the same damn woman?

    But more importantly, how does he make it abundantly clear to her just how desperately he wanted her?

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    The chatroom overwhelmed him, especially since he had no idea what any of them were even talking about, and he had half the mind to exit and never play this stupid game again.

    But when he glanced back up at the main UI again, he watched, surprised and curious, as a figure with the name LadyWhistledown_01 proceeded to pummel the piss out of the very mini boss he had just died to from a single hit.

    Whoa.

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    ***Completed💙

     

    This is Part 3 and the last of the Lessons Resumed series.

    What happened after the engagement of Colin and Penelope?
    The missing scene to be revealed by POV.
    A different take on the mirror scene.
    The impropriety continues from the linen closet to Colin's bedroom to Penelope's bedroom.
    A new take of the Engagement Party (w/o the angst)

    wink, wink, wink

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    On a gloomy day at Hyde Park, Colin Bridgerton fell off his horse. And Penelope Featherington fell in love. One heartbreak, a few years, and a series of unread letters later, Colin agrees to help his dear friend find a match in the marriage mart. What he does not agree to is falling for his own gambit.

    A story following the synopsis of season 3

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    “It is aggravating,” he hisses. “To watch the woman, you desire with every bone in your body, dance around with other men,” his dark orbs meet her sapphire ones, “go on promenades, ignore your very being and dream of marrying someone who isn’t you.”

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