Crack Treated Kinda Seriously
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Being banned from any Metaverse related business until his wounds finished healing was practically torture for Akira, more-so than the actual torture he'd sat through during his 'interrogation'.
The ban -along with his current "dead" status- left the boy with more free time than he ever wanted.
The boss trying to keep him quarantined to his room so he couldn't 'manage to get himself beaten half to death again' certainly wasn't helping either.
-and let's be honest here, you cand only make so many lock picks before having a mental breakdown.
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If possible Akira's blatant admittance actually made Kawakami look even more done with him. "....I hope you know that you're a real hot mess of a human being."
Without missing a beat Akira gave her a smile, "and I hope you know that those shoes are a sin against fashion and man kind."
That had earned him a laugh, a tired, somewhat tight one but a laugh nonetheless.
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Well, I Guess that’s my Quirk now by ThrillShockSuspense
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Nov 2019
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Izuku is required to have a registered quirk for the entrance into UA. Unluckily, there’s no All Might just at the right time to make him his successor.
But he kind of has an idea.
An idea which involves surfing through the dark net at 3 am.
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- Part 6 of Differ-Dekus
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who up playing with they worm but they actually playin with they worm by nsfwkp6 (TheKittenPuppy), TheKittenPuppy
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
05 Aug 2020
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hello!!! it is me, the person behind the legendary "who up playing with they worm" bringing you a more nsfw version based off one of the same prompts!! this actually made me cry writing it pls enjoy
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- Part 10 of crack fics
- Part 3 of wattpad crossposts
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With All His Curves by teatimewithbees
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
27 Aug 2021
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She was a simple girl from Tatooine. He was a B2 Battle Droid.
This is the story of how they fell in love.
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“Oh, I’m sorry, sorry, mate-” Phil reaches his hands out, Techno kicking his legs out, trying to scoot away.
“No, no-” Techno chokes out, heart slamming into his ribs. He’s going to die, he’s going to die here, he should’ve known, Phil was never human, he was never human at all-
“I should’ve told you earlier.” Phil smiles, kneeling down to Techno’s level. He’s not reaching out anymore, but he’s not leaving either. “Sorry again for the scare. That was a bit much, huh?”
Techno blinks. “What?”
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Phil is not quite human, but he’s still very much a dad, with two children he loves very much.
Techno gets adopted into the family.
He was not informed of this.
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In an alternate universe where time and space actually mean something, it takes Stede a few weeks to get from the reformatory back to Barbados. In the meantime, the Revenge arrives, and Lucius spots a flyer for a support group he thinks might be good for Ed, who hasn't stopped moping for a week.
Or: Stede filled her house with chintz; to keep it real Ed fucks her on the floor :)
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i'll write almost anything for you sleep deprived creatures.
expect chaos.
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Animal Crossing; Kidnapping by orphan_account
Fandoms: NCIS, どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series
05 Mar 2023
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After a long night out at his favorite Club - it had been Drag Night - Tommy wakes up in an unfamiliar bed with a gigantic snake drapped overhim. Things get worse when he realized this body looks middle aged - Tommy was a Twink and not ready to be a DILF, for fucks safe Tommy was just some stupid 22-year-old.
Turns out Tommy is in the Harry Potter world, only instead of waking up as the Hero in the beginning of the Story, the higher power which made this all happen apparently decided to choose violence and make him wake up as the villain in book five. Whatever, Tommy got this, right? Fake it till you make it and Tommy would Gaslight-Gatekeep-Girlboss to be the best Dark Lord ever, period.
Authors Note: Haven‘t updated this is a while, currently discontinued do to not having the time, might post unfinished drafts as with Rowlings rising transphobia I don‘t really wanna continue writing this
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- Part 5 of Chucks W.I.P.s
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Tobio gets sick, and Shoyo knows what that means - if he survives all seven stages of the illness, he can have anything he wants.
(alt title: DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS)
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Ordered by Kersh to go undercover, as a couple, to a gala event hosted by Epstein-like wealthy sexual deviant adventurers, Scully makes a sensation.
No underage stuff though, but young 18+ women may be getting targeted for something sinister.
This story was meant to be a one-shot, but evolved into a kinky smut fest, to be followed by a smutty case fic, in which our OTP continue their undercover work, as employees of the Sex Club owner's corporation, to discover just what, if any, nefarious acts are being done behind the scenes there.
This part is Complete!Series
- Part 1 of Mr, & Mrs. Fox go Undercover
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His Sacred Spear by PancakeArtz (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Christian Bible
05 Mar 2024
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Fyodor is going to be executed at dawn of the next day when suddenly, Jesus Christ appears! God's biggest fan is about to get dicked down by his son. That's it. That's the fic.
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Multiple authors desecrate the man called Suehiro Tecchou.
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Fuck You *un-Euclideans your waffles* by danield1909
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
01 Jun 2024
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Tim gets mad at Steph and un-Euclideans her waffles. This escalates more than you would think.
Beta read by Lemccr
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That time I became a Magical Girl and had to save the World from a Cat by Rainy (Cloudy14321)
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
07 Aug 2025
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“You should just surrender now!”
“Never!”
“Fine. Then I'll have to defeat you…” The boy strikes a confident pose, pointing at the dragon like monster with one hand and the other on his hip with another. Blue mist like magic swirls around him as a creature is summoned in a shining flash of light, illuminating both the creature and the boy. “…With my friends!”
Kai stared at the TV in absolute horror, the remote slipping from his hand. Why was he like that? He swears he's not normally that cringy. Did transforming change his personality or something?
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Kai is rather unfortunately forced to become the world’s only magical boy. With the help of Hhmnyaring he hopes to rid the world of evil, or something. He’d much rather go back to boring studying and dancing around his feelings about his roommate and his pretty friend.
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A relationship built on love, torn apart by a dissaproving world and ultimately, a bullet
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Kimi is traumatized by the sight of two certain papaya drivers going at it in an alleyway of the paddock. The grid freaks out and one Charles Leclerc takes it upon himself to get to the bottom of this.
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Landoscar gets caught making out and the rest of the paddock tries to figure out if they’re dating.