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Ever wonder what would happen if someone with no fucks to give ended up being tossed into the world of One Piece with absolutely no purpose? They accidentally end up surviving like the cockroach they are.
I've been having very vivid One piece dreams so I decided to write out the most reoccurring one in hopes this will quell them. I also want to make note that there is no graphic description of sexual abuse in this, but it is brought up and eluded to. There will be tags at the beginning of each chapter, please read through them.
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The Adventures of a Clamless Chowder by Thefrenchfrie
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Oct 2025
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There's a dog that keeps showing up behind Steve's house. It's orange haired and fluffy and it has the cutest eyes ever. And he's in love with it from the second he sees it even if he can't actually get a dog. Stupid parents with their stupid allergies.
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this is literally a stupid crack fic where Eddie is a werewolf that keeps showing up in Steve's yard and he basically force adopts him as his dog without knowing it's Eddie.
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The Siren, Prisoner, Priestess and Healer by Anonymous
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
17 Oct 2025
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Nova Storm's Stress Simulator by Canary_X
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One, Transformers One (2024), Transformers: Cyberverse, Transformers (IDW 2019), Transformers: Prime
17 Oct 2025
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When Soundwave proposes to throw a surprise birthday party for Lord Megatron, he has everything sorted but the party itself. Luckily, he drags poor Nova Storm into the mix and trusts her with the entire process while Nightbird is out keeping their boss distracted. Disaster after disaster strikes until Nova feels like her head's about to come off right before the party is set and their leader is due to arrive home at any minute. Hopefully, she doesn't mess things up because she already sent the DJD to go get another cake.
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- Part 7 of Transformers Oneshots
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Your hands; mine (Stalker Remus AU) by MarigoldWritesThings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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It’s a Friday afternoon. On Fridays, Sirius goes to the pub with his friend James. James sometimes brings his wife along, and sometimes just countless pictures of his son. Sirius sees the kid at least twice a week but still he looks at each photo as if it were a great treasure.
Remus goes in fifteen minutes after them, sometimes half an hour. Sometimes he doesn’t go in at all and sits in his car instead, waiting for the bartender to call last orders. Twice he felt brave and sent a drink to Sirius’ table, but left before it was delivered. Both times the bartender told him the same: this is a pub, mate. You want to talk to him, go talk to him, I ain’t doing table service.
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Jean non ne poteva più.
Non ne poteva più, cazzo.
Perché lui, proprio lui, doveva avere a che fare con un nuovo stagista di merda arrivato in ufficio da due giorni e che già da due giorni aveva iniziato a scassare la minchia?
(Il fatto che anche lui fosse uno stagista era irrilevante)
Writober 2025 di Fanwriter.it - Prompt: Office AU
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- Part 17 of Writober2025 di Fanwriter.it
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Zeon Propaganda by SanChan_coffee
Fandoms: 機動戦士ガンダム | Mobile Suit Gundam (TV 1979), Universal Century Gundam
17 Oct 2025
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If all Char had to do to get Amuro on his side was flash his chest, then he would have done it from the start
De-anon from the Kink Meme
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- Part 9 of Prompts from the Gundam kink meme
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A Trine of Two: Electric Bugaloo by LilRuRuby
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
17 Oct 2025
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“Weird,” Julian murmured with a grating voice that did not belong to him. “But not awful, at least.”
Or, the one where Julian transmigrates into a Starscream Clone.
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- Part 2 of Julian's Transmigration Misadventures
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No One Told Me About The Cameras! by Urshroon
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers: Prime
17 Oct 2025
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Noah had just gotten home from a G.I. JOE mission. He was supposed to be relaxing with his best friend (and maybe crush) in the garage, maybe talking about something Mirage had heard over the radio.
Normal relaxation behavior.
He was NOT expecting Mirage to get a call from Optimus Prime, saying they were both needed at a warehouse the autobots had decided to call base, nor was he expecting for all the autobots he went to Peru with, and a new bot, to be there as well.
and he was DEFINITELY not expecting to watch a film of their time in Peru.
---aka: Transformers Rise of the Beasts + Ratchet watch The Movie Fic
Hello!
Okay so I know that I'm writing another multi-chapter fic as well, but I actually really wanted to write this one. There's not a lot of reaction fics out there, and there is not a single ROTB reaction one!!I can't garentee an update schedule since chapters are based on scenes in the movie, and on how quickly I write.
As I post this, It is midterm season, so I can't guarantee quality.Thank you all for choosing to read this!!
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Not So Extinct Hybrid by Anonymous
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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When Sam, Dean, Cas, and you are working a case, and no one can decipher the ancient text needed to solve the case, you save the day.
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What happens when someone is finally able to think about themselves, but they no longer know how to?
Loki and Mobius accidentally land in an unknown timeline, with no way to contact the TVA or get back to it. Discovery, circumstance, and loneliness force them to not only find a way back home, but to find more within themselves—and to accept those findings. Like everything in life, the journey is not linear. Will it be worth it in the end?
In a universe where there was no ‘scaling problem’, and the Loom was fixed into sustaining the new infinite branches. What then becomes of Loki once he has enough freedom, but no new glorious purpose? What happens when the very essence of who he’s been is turned on its head? What of Mobius when his job—his identity—is put on halt?
Title from Muse’s song ‘Starlight’
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Starting With The Sefirah Castle In The Anime World by Junkdog786
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, ハヤテのごとく! | Hayate no Gotoku! | Hayate the Combat Butler, かぐや様は告らせたい | Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai | Kaguya-sama: Love Is War (Anime), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), One Piece (Anime & Manga), Persona Series, Mahou Sensei Negima!
17 Oct 2025
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[Hello everyone, my name is Amamiya Ren. This might seem like an abrupt self-introduction, and honestly, I think so too.]
[In fact, when I first heard my own name, I had a bad premonition. Fortunately, I didn’t encounter Shido Masayoshi or Akechi Goro.]
[But when I discovered that the high school I was going to attend was called Teitan High School, I knew I was in trouble.]
[I thought I had successfully avoided the traitor, but I didn’t expect that I couldn’t escape the god of death either.]
[Then, as I dug deeper, I found out more information that made my heart race.]
[I learned about Shinomiya, who is as renowned as the Suzuki family, and Sanzenin, which surpasses both Suzuki and Shinomiya.]
[But none of that is the main point. It’s Teitan High School alone that made me want to start writing a diary.]Putting down his pen, the boy turned his gaze to the prize pool.
Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Negima! Magister Negi Magi, A Certain Magical Index, Persona, Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba, Marvel, Genshin Impact, Fate, High School DxD, Lord of the Mysteries… -
The Batcave Incident (And Other Poor Life Choices) by otome_wandering for boldlyanxious, Izanae
Fandoms: Maribat - Fandom, Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Timari - Fandom
17 Oct 2025
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Strung-out, sleep-deprived Marinette Dupain-Cheng just wanted somewhere safe to pee -- which is hard to do when it’s two a.m. in Gotham.
The Batcave is, technically, safe.
Strung-out, sleep-deprived Tim Drake is definitely not paid enough to deal with this (he's pretty sure he's not being paid at all).
Two over-caffeinated geniuses, one inter-dimensional portal, and zero functioning brain cells later, the Batcave is on lockdown -- and everyone’s secret identity is suddenly not so secret.
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“AND—HERE IT IS, PEOPLE! IT’S LEWIS HAMILTON, SEVEN TIMES WORLD CHAMPION, FINALLY CROSSING THE LINE FIRST WEARING FERRARI’S ROSSO CORSA! LEWIS HAMILTON, THE WINNER OF THE MEXICAN GRAND PRIX IN 2025!”
Silly Season (noun):
1. The name of the time staring around the Formula One summer break when rumors about next year’s signings run amok.
2. When the last six races of a Formula One Season go in ways no one expects.Starts at COTA.
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Katelyn has always been obsessed with treasure hunting, she lived a happy life with her parents, until they got murdered when she was 6. Now she lives with other 3 orphans: Linda, Orpheus and Hunter as well as an old and somewhat grumpy lady. What do they all have in common? They're a bit unhinged...
And also like to treasure hunt. You could say they're normal, well you're wrong, they all have powers, which can get them into trouble.
They decide to go on an adventure to find a totem on a secret kingdom, will this go wrong? Maybe.
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Help, I Accidentally Reincarnated as the Main Villain of a Shounen My Sister Watched and Now I Can’t Read in Peace by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Oct 2025
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If someone told him that he'd reincarnate into one of his little sister's favorite shows, he'd have killed whoever said that, and then try to find a way to become immortal.
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Alright! another poor soul that get to be a victim into the BSD world, let see who this poor soul is and how he is fairing?, but this time he didn’t give a damn on the fate and plot lines if it means for him to survive then so be it.
If he can safe some of the characters from a certain fate then okay, but if not then oh well, guess that is just cannon event, baby. he is not a evil nor a good guy, just someone who want to survive this madness.
Oh hey, did he just see a ginger man?
.....OH SHI—
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One Who Sows Discord Among the Brethren by Hearth4days, Neurotoxin
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Oct 2025
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Takes place in a post canon au, after part one and during part two of The 7TGH series. Posts every Friday at midnight (CST), and should be read after the corresponding chapter in part two
After Dabi has run off to kill himself, the League has to deal with the fallout. Finding him is harder than it looks, and even when they start to lose hope, they have their own personal problems to work out
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- Part 3 of Seven Things God Hates
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Green Rabbit, Over and Out by GenderAnonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Oct 2025
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In middle school, Izuku decides "fuck therapy" and begins a YouTube channel as Green Rabbit. Despite using it as an outlet for his feelings and opinions, it ends up becoming really popular. Now if only they would stop theorizing about his identity...
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I'm sorry this summary sucks lol but it was kinda last minute
I swear future summaries will be better promise