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for the 1.5 other crowslick fans i will finish this eventually
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Spades Slick saw lots of folks die. He saw folks wake up from death pretty frequently, relative to other people. He didn't like that, though.
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- Part 3 of Metropolitan Gods
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The gang decides to defeat Lord English and the Felt once and for all
...in a game of baseball.
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Love - of any kind - was never part of the equation. There were higher-ups and rivalries and violence and death - falling for someone was a ridiculous, indulgent fantasy he visited when everything seemed to be going right. That or when everything was falling apart entirely.
He kind of hated the idea, to be entirely honest. Investing the time and energy to break down someone’s defences, and the vulnerability of having the same done to him was terrifying. Maybe a little exciting, but mostly terrifying. There were hundreds of reasons he could never, ever make that leap, allow himself to stumble.
But it had already happened, as much as Crowbar would wish it away.
It had all started with that stupid goddamn kiss.
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Crowbar was everything Clover was not, Clover was everything Crowbar wasn't
I'm gonna write more chapters of this soon some from Clovers POV. so uhh look forward to that
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- English
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- 1,727
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- 1/1
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The Felt just opened their lasted front in their brand new terf, called the "English Pocket Cafe". However, it turns out that this is new terf to them and there is an already established crew running the shop across the street. Orders come down from above and Crowbar is sent out to gather information to bring the other group down. Little did The Felt realize that The Midnight Crew wouldn't go down without a fight, and maybe in it all some people get feelings for some other people.
(A Crowbar/Spades Slick Coffee shop au fic because every ship needs at least one.)
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- English
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- 1,573
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- 1/?
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"Date me, Dave Strider." Those are the magic words that will earn you a fortnight of high school romance... if you're lucky.
When Dave takes on a long-term dare - be asked out by and date someone new every two weeks, or else lose his shining reputation - he expects to get through it no problem. And there are no problems. After all, who doesn't want a chance to date one of the most popular students at Skaia High?
Enter Karkat. He has no interest in Dave whatsoever. And he certainly isn't interested in asking him out.
So how did they get into this mess?Tags update with chapters.
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(Or The Muppets Take Las Vegas /j)
Caliborn and company sack a casino.
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The New Felt Manor is uncharacteristically cold and quiet one night and a guy needs to clear his mind a bit, alright? The house is full, and as far as Crowbar is concerned, no one paid no piano players to come here.
Or, Crowbar finds Slick indulging in his very embarassing pastime in the middle of the night and they're both very weird about it. Die is there.
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It’s been a long day of work, so finding out that they finally have a little time off is nice.
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It's a pretty standard job to have in a place like Midnight City, crime. There's not a lot of jobs that qualify as especially unique when there's so much excitement. Opportunities come as quick as they go. For every door that closes, though, another one opens, and there's very seldom anything good behind them. The job opportunities aren't what make the city worth living in. Those are the doors that are bound to open to you.
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I’ll take the couch, It’ll be fine. by Greygh0st
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
29 Mar 2024
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After an unsuccessful heist, Droog takes an injured Spades Slick back to his apartment for the night.
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- Part 2 of The Crew
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Crowbar just joined the felt, he takes this as an opportunity to take his anger upon clover
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- 397
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- 1/1
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Being in charge of a gang is no easy thing, especially when most of the members are a bunch of mooks. Still, Crowbar has a job to do and a reputation to uphold. After getting the taste of his own blood in his mouth for the first time in his life, courtesy of a rival gang leader who goes by Spades Slick, Crowbar must come into his own and find his place as a part of the Felt, servant of a higher power, and his own life.
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Is it Gay to Save Your Mortal Enemy From Your Mutual Enemy? by 0rangeJulius4
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Midnight Crew - Fandom, Homestuck
01 Oct 2023
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Droog and Pickle meet up for their weekly night hangout. The Felt jump them, and both of them help each other, realizing something in the process.
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2023 prompt fics
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Spades Slick doesn't take kindly to newcomers. Crowbar learns this the hard way.
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A Derse Guide to Diplomatic Disputes and Gladiator Courting by TRMGee
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Mar 2023
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Diplomacy is difficult to navigate as is. Diplomacy between two governing bodies that historically have gone out of their way to one up each other is even worse. In a change of heart, partly spurred on by threats of regrouping factions, the Derse family seeks to mend the generational rift between the two kingdoms, and in an attempt to prove this, attend various events the Prospitian Republics put on.
Trouble arises when the Derse family becomes better acquainted with the political families of Prospit, especially when their hobbies raise concerns for their own safety.[Indefinite Hiatus]
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How did you end up in this situation? The building coming down around you, the screams of civilians as they take off running, or are crushed beneath slabs of concrete and steel beams. There's a loud, wet,crunch of shell nearby, a cut off cry for help, and for once in your life, you're afraid. Truly afraid. Are you going to die here? Spades Slick, leader of the Midnight Crew,the man who built a city from nothing. Are you going to die in the dingy bathroom of one of your own casinos?
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These were supposed to be just meet-ups to fuck and then go back to your lives. What happens when things start to shift?
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This was really stupid. You and the Crew invaded Felt Manor just to fuck some shit up and send a message. You were on the third floor when Boxcars yelled something about Cans being on the loose into the walkies; you know that means its time to bail. You figure you'll slide down some stairs, hop out a first floor window, and you'll be home free. However, it's not long before you realize you got yourself lost.
First of all, you're on a balcony, and that does nothing to help you get down unless you want to break your legs. Second of all, you hear footsteps rushing towards the single door you just came out, and that can't be good. You glitch a knife out of your inventory and ready it, only to forget the door swings out, and you're close enough for it to hit your arm. Motherfucker, that knife was a favorite of yours all knives are favorites of yours. You get ready to snarl and strike at the perpetrator who you find to be none other than-
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