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    While on a 'writer's retreat' in the middle of nowhere, Crowley gets himself in a dangerous situation, only to be rescued by a gorgeous hiker with something of the wilderness about him. A fast-burn, whirlwind romance ensues, only for Crowley to learn that Aziraphale has a secret second identity...and that second self wants to 'mate' with Crowley just as intensely as the first.

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    Crowley is a princess locked in a tower. Technically she’s no longer locked in, because she picked the lock open on the first day, so she could use the rest of the otherwise empty castle. She has a little garden for herself, but no company. Despite her parents’ hopes, no dashing prince or knight has appeared to 'save' her.

    One day she wakes up and sees a dragon on her courtyard.

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    2/2
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    12
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    90
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    13
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    1,623
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    When Crowley wanders into a labyrinth in Greece, he expects a quick rescue mission. Help Aziraphale find his way out, before treating him to oysters and wine. He certainly doesn't expect to find a minotaur instead of an angel, waiting for him.

    A gorgeously soft minotaur, with familiar blue eyes. One that doesn't seem to recognise him, and yet will not stop touching him.

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    10,766
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    1/1
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    1
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    32
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    150
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    16
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    2,468
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    Aziraphale has a particular vision of himself being intimate together with Crowley as a mighty Kraken. After three weeks of being an us, following yet another Armageddon, he decides to bring it up. Crowley is more than happy to indulge in his angel's fantasy.

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    English
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    4,432
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    1/1
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    2
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    4
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    30
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    4
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    452
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    Aziraphale has a crisis of conscience in Eden and forges his own path. There is no meeting on the wall. No Arrangement. Crowley journeys through the long centuries alone, always barely one step ahead of the jealous demons who want to undermine him. When he answers a strange internet ad against his better judgement, he may be about to find what he was missing – but it might be too late. His superiors are finally catching on and everything is falling apart around him.

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    33,232
    Chapters:
    9/9
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    1
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    21
    Kudos:
    63
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    16
    Hits:
    1,095
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    In a world with a thriving underground of supernatural beings, Crowley is the go-to guy, er, vampire rather. Honestly, he's the leading supernatural therapist in New York. Well, that's his night job. He also teaches at Columbia University (You know, the one the Ghostbusters guys got started there), and he's just gotten an interesting research opportunity that will drag him back to England. Or at least close enough, it's a 'haunted' castle in Wales.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    421
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    Crowley's captured by vampires in a ruse to get closer to Aziraphale. A vampire unlike his own kind that might be the answer to Crowley's hope for the war.

    The way they collapse together, though, might not be what any of them had been expecting.

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    3
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    487
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    Summary: Aziraphale’s paws curl around Crowley’s waist, his claws resting with the barest of pressure on Crowley’s back. Tiny pinpricks against his skin that send anticipation shooting along his nerves.

    "Is this your idea?" Aziraphale asks. He sounds faintly amused.

    Crowley knows he gives a good handjob, but that’s nothing new, and not the goal here. Teasing his beast is always fun, however, and he has plenty more of that in store. He winks saucily. "No, you’ll just have to trust me."

    Crowley has plans for a long morning of teasing his monster lover, Aziraphale, but who's going to be begging who by the end?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    14
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    3
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    480
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    “And this is me,” he said, drawing to a halt in front of the portrait. It didn’t hurt to look upon, anymore. He’d never been so vain that he mourned his previous looks. But, it had been a nasty shock to realize he could no longer visit where he wished, dine as he so chose, be welcome at any public entertainment or meeting of minds. He missed being able to melt into the fray of humanity; just another person enjoying the fruits of human ingenuity and the joy of shared experience.

    “Oh, look at you,” Crowley said with damningly polite approval. “Cute, in a cherubic sort of way.” She looked over at him, obviously comparing, and Aziraphale met her scrutiny with a bland expression. “I like the horns,” she decided. “They add character.”

    “I’m so glad to meet with your approval,” he said dryly and shrugged. “They’re here to stay, at any rate.”

    OR

    In which Aziraphale isn’t quite Sleeping Beauty, and Crowley isn’t quite Cinderella, but their lives definitely collide because of some Beauty and the Beast nonsense.

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    13/13
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    546
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    573
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    126
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    10,333
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    Inspired by the sizzling hot artwork Little Railed Riding Hood by quona (enneadic). My brain decided it needed the backstory of how Little Red wound up being ravished by that oh-so-big bad wolf.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    55
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    156
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    23
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    2,164
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    This is a work based off of ghostrat's "In the Room Where You Sleep", a vampire AU about two dumb (/aff) ineffables where Aziraphale is the vampire and Crowley is a vampire-hunter. In that story, Aziraphale can change shape. And where there is shape-shifting, there will be weird smut.

    Also this is the first fanwork I've ever uploaded so uhm. Keep your criticism constructive.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    24
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    163
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    13
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    1,531
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    Crowley is hibernating. He leaves a note detailing what Aziraphale can do if he needs him.

    Art by IneffableCrankShaft

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    72
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    8
    Hits:
    4,200
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    “It’s a nice idea,” Crowley chirped, grinning a little wider and making the butterflies in Aziraphale’s stomach flutter a little harder. “Except for the part where, you know, monsters aren’t real.”

    Aziraphale smiled with tightly shut lips, hiding the fangs that grew involuntarily sharper behind them. “Of course,” he hurried out with a polite laugh. “Speaking hypothetically, that is.”

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    AZIRAPHALE'S A VAMPIRE AND CROWLEY IS A VAMPIRE HUNTER. ENSUE PINING 👏

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    4/4
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    442
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    2,564
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    503
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    A tiny collection of my NSFW Book Omens art from the pre-show era!

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    0
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    4/4
    Comments:
    50
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    326
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    11
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    A collection of my art made for the monthly challenge A Strongly Worded Note or the Discord: All That Slithers
    With Love

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    English
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    241
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    909
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    Aziraphale scowled at the sight of Crowley carving away at his headboard. “That’s vandalism of university property,” he protested.

    “You say that every time,” answered Crowley with a cheerful wink. “And you haven’t reported me yet.”

    Aziraphale sighed as he watched a pair of fangs take shape in the wood, joining a tentacle, a broomstick, a skull, a rack of antlers . . . He sniffed. “It’s crass and offensive and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    889
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    Tired of an empty life, Crowley moves next to the ocean where he meets Az, a fisherman. It's easy to befriend him, to fall for him.

    But there's much more than meet the eye in this equally lonely fisherman that has sunk into Crowley's life to change it entirely.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,814
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    857
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    8,999
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    My participation for TAFC 2024 exchange event ! The prompt I got was:

    "Aziraphale/Crowley. NAGA AZIRAPHALE. Proper monster fucking, feathery/furrish naga, wings? either way, a fantasy au with both of them meeting for the first time, with Aziraphale casually hunting and meeting this weird human by accident or just ineffables switching things up a bit. Fic or art 🧡 No non con but can be dubious"

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    English
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    10
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,645
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    It's been so long long since he's felt God's grace he doesn't even remember what it feels like. When Aziraphale shows him, Crowley can't help but want more.

    Language:
    English
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    2,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,655
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    Anything is better than submitting to an arranged claiming. Crowley's decided to escape through the long-abandoned dragon eyries, or die trying.

    Things do not go according to plan

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,560
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    152
    Kudos:
    1,147
    Bookmarks:
    154
    Hits:
    13,137

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