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    Kristin never expected to become The Lady when she inherited her father's company, Styx Industries. She never expected to move from weapons production to clean energy and safe tech. She never expected to fall in love with a strange man and have a child who would get powers at fourteen or to save said child later. But well... look at where she is now.
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    AKA: Kristin is Tony Stark+Pepper Potts but much better, Phil is from a cult, and Tommy is Theseus (Spider-Man)

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    Mythical creatures were heavily favored everywhere in the world. It was near impossible for humans to work anywhere that didn’t only pay minimum wage and wasn’t a dead-end job.

    Some humans, those who couldn’t get jobs at all, had the option to sell themselves into a multitude of cruel and heavily illegal markets. Businesses that would drain a human of most of their blood in order to feed vampires, let demons experiment with their magic on them, have shapeshifters practice shifting by taking their form, or would have werewolves hunt them down for sport.

    Even if all of those horrible practices and businesses were outlawed, it didn’t stop them from existing.

    Basically, it was hard for humans to survive anymore.

    Tommy was human, but nobody knew. Not a single soul knew that he was human and it was a secret that Tommy was sure he’d attempt to take to his grave.

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    Or, Tommy is a human living in a world where only mythical creatures can succeed. He has hidden his humanity for his entire life.
    When Tommy is fostered by a new family, one mistake leads to his biggest secret being revealed and his humanity accidentally taken from him. Found family and healing quickly begin in the aftermath.

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    Godling Tommy Innit just wants to have fun. But Prime is being stuck up and annoying so he just slips away whenever he can.

    I mean, it's not his fault the god of war keeps making his battles too violent and chaotic to ignore

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    After fleeing his abusive husband with his young son in tow, Quackity arrives in the remote town of Snowchester with one goal: survive. He finds an unlikely safe harbor in Technoblade, the town's reclusive lumberjack, who values his solitude above all else.

    A deal is struck: protection for a place to stay. It's supposed to be temporary. But as a harsh winter sets in and the shadows of the past creep closer, their arrangement of convenience starts to feel a lot less like a contract and a lot more like a family.

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    Cold and alone — yet somehow, this was the happiest Tommy had ever been.

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    Tommy escapes exile and leaves his life as Tommy Innit to go back to his old life as Theseus, the Antarctic Empire's crown prince

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    My bakery was failing, and leftovers were piling up. The last thing you expect is Philza Minecraft showing up with an offer to be a judge on a hit cooking show. But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. Too bad Technoblade and Dream have other plans—like turning your judging gig into their personal flirting arena.
    Welcome to Superior Chef: where the food is serious, but the drama is served extra spicy.

    Reminder: We’re live, and my life’s officially the bachelorette.

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    Tommy wakes up in a book he's read once before, now casted as an infant prince named Theseus-- that would have been fine if this infant isn't destined to die at the age of fifteen by the hands of his own royal brother.

    Tommy as Theseus will not have that.

    He'll be changing a few things in here. For one, he will not be called Theseus. That's such a gaudy name. Who the hell chose that-? Oh right.

    The brother who is going to execute him.

     

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    OR The SBI Who Made Me A Princess AU we all needed.
    OR OR Tommy gets stuck inside a book and he has to use childish charm to change fate.

    (The Rewrite)

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    Discs, Countries, and Independence oh my!

    All Tommyinnit ever wanted was to find a home for himself and his loved ones, he wasn't expecting to create not one, not two, but MANY wars AKA a retelling of DSMP Season One!

    NOTE: Author writes about canon characters, not these people as individuals. The author does NOT support Dream or W*lbur Soot!

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    Travelling wasn't ever fun. Techno hated it. But ever since he mooted his Downy feathers, they had to move between their summer and winter homes. It was so annoying, but Dad said it was safer if they moved around. It would mean less chances of running into a predator. Which had been what happened to one of his older brothers he's never met. And was why they never let him out of the flock nesting grounds yet.

    But soon he would be flying and his first flight was going to be something to remember.

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    This whole mess was Kristin's fault. She never should've married Phil. She never should've had kids with him. She never should've let her love blind her from the reality of what it truly meant to marry Philza Craft, otherwise known as the hero of the Empire… The Angel. It was her fault that her and Tommy were captured and brought to this hellhole.
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    It's been seven years since Kristin and Tommy saw the outside world. Her son can't even remember anything from before this room and the pain he was forced to endure due to having powers. She has to act and hope it all goes well.

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    Ranboo lives in a city full of superheroes, villains, and vigilantes.

    Their time is usually taken up by a fairly balanced schedule of hanging out with friends and going out at night as the vigilante Endgate. Certainly different from how things used to be, but he couldn't say he hated it.

    But things are about to change up again, and they have to navigate their new life while trying to keep it separated from who they used to be.

     

    What's a villain turned vigilante meant to do when he's given a chance to try figuring out what happened to someone important to him?

    Whatever it takes.

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    Fourth part of the interactive fic off of instagram, previous parts in the series for it but you can join here and keep pace without much issue since alot of stuff gets recapped

    More info in beginning notes :3
    [ Disclaimer added because of the actions of a certain man in here ]

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    Tommy had been a blood bag for vampires all his life. He was trained. An expert, one could say. He knew to only speak when spoken to, always to do as he was commanded, never to defend himself, never to run, never to show his pain.
    He could be perfect. A perfect blood bag.
    But when the Angel of Death showed interest in him, he faced challenges he'd never thought he'd encounter.

    Or: Phil would normally never buy a living blood bag but strange times asked for unusual solutions. And he did intent to set him free as soon as possible and offer him a good life in one of his citys in the Antarctic empire. Why he ended up choosing this scared looking teenager was another question. Maybe following his originally plan would prove to be harder than he thought. Maybe his kids would love to have another brother.

    Or: Tommy is terrified, Phil gets attached - as he does. And things get better.

    Dark SBI, especially in the beginning - but Phil is a softy for fatherless kids - even if they're TECHNICALLY just a means to survival.
    This has obviously NOTHING to do with the CCs. Does that still need to be said?

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    “What’s going on…?”.

    “He saved the Crown Prince’s life” Master Dude explained. “Bringing him here was the only worthy enough reward the Prince could think of”. That, at least, was reassuring. The intentions of the Crown Prince could still be misconstrued into something nefarious by outsiders, but it was nice to know that he’d just been trying to protect the kid who saved him, in his own way. “As far as we’re aware, he doesn’t have a name, parents, documents, or anything, really. Prince Technoblade decided to call him Theseus, but he only acknowledges you if you use the nickname Tommy”. Tubbo could imagine that their dear Crown Prince was feeling rather butt-hurt about that last part. “I know it’s a lot to ask, but there truly is no one else who can take care of him. I’ll be around to help, so… give it a try? Please?” his begging sounded surprisingly earnest.

    There was no point to it; it wasn’t as if Tubbo could refuse after all…

    With a simple nod, his new life as the personal aide of the Crown Prince’s one and only concubine began.

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    or, Tubbo becomes Tommy's aide, and it's all downhill from there

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    SBI Foster AU but— nope. No buts. It’s exactly the same as all the other ones. It’s my comfort plotline, your honor.

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    Tommy never should've been returned to his mother's care in the first place, but it kept happening... and it was going to happen again. No matter what anybody had to say about it, especially Phil. He's just going to be another foster kid failed by the system...

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    Techno was happy. He had good parents who supported him in everything, and a twin brother he loved more than anything.
    Then, in a single moment, it all was shattered.
    His mother and his brother Wilbur died in a car accident, his father collapsed under the weight of his grief and took it out on Techno, who desperately tried to hold his life together as they moved to a completely unfamiliar city and he had to start at a new school.
    To be honest, it went better than expected. He found friends. The only problem was hiding from them how, behind his façade, he was slowly but surely falling apart.

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    On the day Theseus Hendrick Mycroft died, no one cried, not even him. He was a despised man, the crown prince only in title. Many would claim he was shunned even by the gods but they would be wrong. See, there is an ancient law that even the gods must listen to, the law of free will. If the mortals walking the earth decided Theseus was unworthy of love then there was little the gods could do to change their minds.

    At least, not while he was alive. A fancy little loophole, a favor from Time who adored Theseus just as much as the rest of the gods, and Theseus would live once more, now with divine favor bleeding from his skin. The Kingmaker System would ensure he will live to see the end of his fate, to be the greatest king the world has ever known.

    But... a small issue. The morality of the gods is much different than the morality of man and the system was designed with their view of morals and what makes a good king in mind.

    The descent into depravity is slow but inevitable.

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    Wilbur’s been feeling especially bad the last few days. He always feels bad- that’s just life, with spina bifida- but he’s exhausted, his head hurts, he feels kind of sick but he hasn’t puked or anything.
    …it’s probably fine. He probably just isn’t fully over the last surgery yet. He had another one just three weeks ago, and he’s home now, but usually he feels better than this by the time they send him home.
    Wilbur doesn’t complain. He never complains, because he knows he needs the surgeries and the treatments to get better- to live. To make his life easier and better.

    ai-less whumptober day 12

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    The one thing money can’t buy is a heart, and Philza has been missing half of his for eighteen years, ever since Wilbur’s twin was stolen from his cradle. Understandably, he overreacts a bit when Wilbur has been gone a few hours and a mysterious phone call says they have him. Thankfully it’s just a misunderstanding, but when he goes to pick up his son, he almost can’t tell which of the boys is supposed to be his. Cue a series of frantic plots to rescue his long lost son, because Technoblade is going to be part of the family whether he likes it or not.
    Techno, on the other hand, thinks Stockholm Syndrome is for losers.

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    A collection of short stories about TommyInnit, mostly about his exile

    enjoy and dont hesitate to leave me some feedback

    Please leave a kudos this is my first work and the support would mean a lot to me :D

    CH1 - DyingInnit
    CH2 - SadInnit
    CH3 - NeglectedInnit
    CH4 - GodInnit?
    CH5 - AbandonedInnit
    CH6 - InnitFeels - my best please check it out im really proud of it!!
    Ch7 - FairyInnit
    CH8 - NeglectedInnitP2/ExiledInnit (can be read either way)
    CH9 - CorruptedInnit
    CH10 - KidnappedInnit (as a child)
    CH11 - ModernNeglectedInnit/DeadKristen
    CH12 - Found Family; TommyInnit & WIlburSoot
    CH13 - Suicidal TommyInnit
    CH14 - Suicide Note TommyInnit
    CH16 - Modern AU, Toxic Relationship, One-Sided Love - 1000 words +
    CH17 - Modern AU, Part 2
    CH18 - You Fell First, But I Fell Harder
    CH19 - Depression, the bottomless pit

    CH20 - Unrequited Love

    CH21 - Weak

    CH22 - Liar Wilbur Soot

    CH23 - Anger / Neglected

     CH24 - Cold Duke of The North

    *edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS, all the love and support has been overwhelming!!! please feel free to comment and kudos, it would mean the absolute world to me!

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