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And so Rise the Wordless by DecayOfDivorced
Fandoms: Dream SMP, sbi - Fandom, Original Work
26 Sep 2025
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Consciousness came back in slow waves.
Beep.
He isn’t sure when exactly he ‘woke’ up.
Beep.
He isn’t sure when exactly he started breathing again.
Beep.
Why wasn’t he breathing? He’s not sure.
What is breathing anyway?
aka: sbi space au with beeduo & niki and chaos ensues with eventual found family and a lot of language barrier
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Netherborns Pack Together! (You're Safe Here, Tuskling) by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Sep 2025
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!!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!
Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.
But a basic summary of this one is:
Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.
After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad finally takes action.
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- Part 1 of Netherborn Lore Series (name pending)
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“Listen kid, ether you do what I say, or there is going to be a lot bigger problems here than this.” This, this is not good, he thought. Is he ever going to get a break?Or
Tommy is a kid with anorexia, with a terrible past and honestly, he just needs some love. -
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"This is one of the many books you will need to study to become a successful weapon," the trainer says, voice slightly strained as she tugs the hardcover up and away from his greedy little fingers.
The trainer exhales long and hard. They do that a lot with Technoblade. "Technoblade," she continues, voice trying for stern and not making it anywhere close, "You need to get to training."
"Potatoes," he hisses.
It’s a lovely day in the
villagecity, and you are a horriblegoosethree-year-old weapon.Series
- Part 1 of ❄ ♪ ☆ mcyt ☆ graveyard ❄ ♪ ☆
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Wolfborn. by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Aug 2025
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Hi y'all, this is my first Minecraft Fic and my first Dream SMP fic, have mercy. No, I have no idea where this idea came from to me.
This is the backstory of the Wolfborn AU.
~Years before any of the politics, the alpha female of a dire wolf pack found a human-piglin hybrid child injured and hiding from adults. With no scent of parents or pack on him, the Dire pack took him in as theirs.
----Or, in which Technoblade grew up in a Dire Wolf pack but kept his ability to act normally since it was near a town. No one, not even Phil, is aware of his past yet.
This is going to be a series, lmao.
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Live in Darkness, Bring me Brightness by reclusedwinter
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Jul 2025
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“Do you trust me, Techno?” Philza said, hand outstretched.
Techno hasn’t trusted anyone in a long time — not even himself. But this stranger had proven himself worthy countless times. Over and over, he’d watch Philza try to protect him, just as many times as Techno protected him.
Techno’s hand took his, taking the risk. He hoped that it would be worth it, in the end.
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Techno's, like... Powerless.
Yup.
He's living in a world of heroes, villains and whatnot while he's... Powerless. Not a single ability, nothing.
Yeah, he's stronger than most. Sure. He's still got nothing to do if a random villain strucks lightning in his chest.
Not on. In. Inside it.
But he lives in the most protected city around, so he really doesn't have much problems. His brothers tease him and dad's overprotective, sure, but it's not that big of an issue.
The bigger issue are the voices inside his head that whisper weird stuff to him ever since his 9th birthday, that his father doesn't know about, that his brothers have no idea exist.
The voices that act like they're real people, that are constant spectators and know even things that can't be in his subconscious.
Chat, he's called them.
Oh, chat'll be the death of him someday.
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- Part 1 of Techno's foster child adventures
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Technoblade is determined to “Get Better”. What that means..he doesn’t exactly know yet but he’s figuring it out.
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Technoblade fictive projects on his source. Cries multiple times while writing.
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- English
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- 1,601
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
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Mr. Sam pursed his lips as if trying not to spook him. “An old friend of mine runs the studio and is hosting this free class as a recruitment of sorts. I figured you could use an outlet for all of that pent up energy you always have.”
Tommy opened his mouth to speak, but it took him a few seconds to find the right words. When he finally did, he winced at the way his voice lilted with uncertainty. “But…I’m not a dancer?”
Mr. Sam chuckled softy, nodding. “Maybe not, but I think you might surprise yourself.” When Tommy didn’t seem convinced, he added, “Listen, it’s not a commitment, just a single class. If you decide to go, it’s just to try it out and if you like it, you can keep going. If not, you forget about it and no harm done.”
Tommy bit his lip, glancing back down at the flyer. Mr. Sam certainly had a lot more faith in him than he himself did. And the last thing he wanted was to disappoint the person who’s class he actually looked forward to. His grip tightened almost out of determination, wrinkling the edges around his fingers. “...I’ll think about it.”
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The dance au in which Tommy finds a home in the performing arts and it maybe just saves his life.
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The other (better) world by Fluffy_Chan06
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Jun 2025
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Techno blinked the purple mist away from his vision, the portal always messed with his head but not normally this much. He shook his head, trying to clear his mind faster. He heard Phil stumble slightly as he also arrived, his cane struggling to hold him up at the sudden weight. Techno robbed his eyes before opening them once he was less dizzy. He looked around blinking a few more times to make sure his mind wasn’t still wonky from the portal.
Instead of the red hot, rocky terrain and dangerous place they called the nether, the pair appears to be in some kind of throne room, the room covered in icy blues and sparkly golds. Two thrones sitting at the end of the long room, the thrones themself being the same gold and icy blue the room is covered in.
Techno looks beside him to see Phil being as shocked as he felt. He stepped closer to his best friend, his hand instinctively inches to his sword as he eyes the room around them. The pair jumped as they heard footsteps, a loud sound in the silence that the pair dissolved into.~~~~
AKA The au where Dsmp!Techno & Phil finally get hugs and stop repressing their instints with a little help of altgernate verisons of themselves -
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They say about cats and dogs that they are naturally predisposed not to get along, enemies by nature, two opposites so unlike they could never co-exist. For Techno, getting along with his new foster brother is very important if he wants to please Phil. And for Tommy, getting along with his new foster brother is important if he wants to have a roof over his head. So they have to make this work.
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Being a chronically ill teenager can be pretty miserable, but being a chronically ill teenager with a very loving family makes that misery a bit easier to swallow.
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Clicking on the link, he started to fill out the form. There were some normal questions, like age and occupation and some a bit weirder ones like blood type or how ok he would be with alternative methods of drawing blood. That one was weird.
At one place it even straight out said if he would be ok with being bit in the arm.
So, his future employer was a vampire, cool.
At the end he had to sign a declaration of confidentiality that said he would not disclose what happened at the job.
Well, that was weird.
Now he was actually starting to think the person was a vampire.
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Phil adopting Techno while he works as a bloodbag.
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i just called to say i love you by Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
16 May 2025
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Techno couldn't remember a time in his life without Phil. Quite literally, actually, since their parents had been friends, and they'd been sharing a cradle right from the moment Techno was out of the hospital.
One of his earliest memories was rough and tumbling round a grassy field with a blonde child, Phil unafraid to use his tiny little baby teeth to win their epic battles, while Techno preferred the good old 'pull their hair until they scream' method. There were far too many photos of the two of them disheveled and grinning, covered in grass stains and the remnants of bribery ice cream cones for Techno's liking - if his enemies ever needed blackmail, he would be helpless against their ammunition.
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long phone calls for a long-distance friendship, body-doubling to defeat ADHD demons, and emduo fluff
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Waking Up floaty, It’s not As Bad As I Thought It Was by scribbletoast
Fandoms: smp earth, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 May 2025
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He should be thinking about this in a different way, Techno is of course in his room. Why would he be anywhere else? It’s too early in the morning and Techno doesn’t socialise with other people aly that well. He’s obviously in his bedroom.
Or Phil could offer him lots of shiny things, Phil thinks Techno would like that. If someone wanted to keep Phil close by all they had to do is show him some nice trinkets. Wait. That’s the bad part of the brain. No, Techno likes gold. Which, Phil supposes is somewhat like shiny items. He can’t phrase it as just shiny, it’s shiny items, shiny trinkets. Think rationally Phil.
Or !! Sometimes you just wake up regressed and wish someone would take care of you.
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It all happened so fast.
Wilbur and Tommy were outside, exploring near to their house. Nothing could go wrong, right? Tommy turned around after hearing a loud crash, then he saw Wilbur. After that, Tommy suddenly couldn't catch his breath, unable to move much less scream at the sight of his older brother.
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Wilbur dies infront of Tommy but... is he really even dead?
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Wilbur just dies and Tommy thinks it's his fault and then years later he receives mysterious letters from his brother who he thought was dead all along
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the author is a dumbass and this is their first fic since 2020 wattpad
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- Part 1 of I hope you call back
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And because I absolutely hate dark sbi (possessiveness), I gift you an actually healthy "possesive" sbi villains and heroes stuff! But check the tags.
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Technoblade hates injustice. Government... another word for tyranny. It's not the need for peace, no, it's the need for fairness. Heroes? What do they do? Mostly they want money or fame. They leave the poor places with no patrol, alone. The rich get richer fending off their slaves. And aren't slaves... everyone?
Done with this bs, he called his own shots and, well, became a vigilante! No minimum wage, no payment - he's still poor, he's still unemployed... But so what?
He's been told not to waste his talent. So he won't. He'll use it for a good reason. To actually help.
And yet...
How does he react when they - the heroes - try to help... him?
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Connecting to parallel universe, please hold the line by Dusk7
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
02 May 2025
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Techno woke up that morning to find himself with an extra English diploma, a press ID card labeling him as an editor, a rent overdue notice, and a note.
The note, typed in Times New Roman, 12pt font, double-spaced, read:
Dear User,
We have received your feedback ("Fuck, I don’t want to stream"). We are pleased to offer you our special [Wow! Parallel Universe?] promotion. Original price: 199.9 billion per year. New user exclusive price: just $6.10 (includes 7-day free trial). No refunds. No cancellations. No returns.
This is a limited-time experience. When the trial ends, you will be automatically logged out.
Now connecting to Parallel Universe #23, please hold the line.(All rights reserved. Final interpretation belongs to the T.N.D Foundation.)
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- Part 1 of and the universe said I love you
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As a hacker, Techno is not shy about breaking the law. But when he takes jobs, he sticks to a strict moral code. Working with the mafia would go against those morals. So when The Crow Network reaches out, Techno sees no issue turning them away. No matter how desperate their plea makes them.
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The one thing money can’t buy is a heart, and Philza has been missing half of his for eighteen years, ever since Wilbur’s twin was stolen from his cradle. Understandably, he overreacts a bit when Wilbur has been gone a few hours and a mysterious phone call says they have him. Thankfully it’s just a misunderstanding, but when he goes to pick up his son, he almost can’t tell which of the boys is supposed to be his. Cue a series of frantic plots to rescue his long lost son, because Technoblade is going to be part of the family whether he likes it or not.
Techno, on the other hand, thinks Stockholm Syndrome is for losers.