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Afterhours by TakingAlltheStupidwithYou
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), Echo (TV 2024), Moon Knight (TV 2022), Hawkeye (TV 2021)
01 Jun 2025
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A post-credits scene:
An unlikely (and mostly unwilling) group of street-level (anti)heroes unwind at the bar after a successful(ish) night of "work".
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Various Clint Barton Prompts (Part 4) by asamandra
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers
25 Oct 2024
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- Part 8 of Prompt lists
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Dangerous Thing For Tomorrow by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
09 Jan 2023
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Hanging out with Nat and her new boyfriend, Clint still isn't all that sure how to adjust to his new life. Partying and alcohol are easy things he knows though, even if it's at a college. He also knows how to get things done. The fact it ends up a knee weakening kiss is just a bonus. However, the thought of tomorrow? That's Future Clint's decision.
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Drunk Clint Barton ain't no snitch by RedBirdBella
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
14 Jul 2021
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“Do you even remember last night?”
“I remember the pizza” Clint supplies helpfully, eyes slowly closing as Natasha cards her fingers through his hair.
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[Podfic of] The Name of the Game by Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish) for squadrickchestopher
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Nov 2020
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[Audio Length: 39:26]
Bucky shoves that thought away with a vengeance. They are not flirting. He doesn’t even know how to flirt. They’re just being competitive, that’s all. Steve’s told him before he’s too competitive for his own good, and he knows Clint’s heard the same thing from Natasha.
That’s all this is. Two stubborn assholes trying to outdo the other.
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Upon waking up Clint learns that he spent the night flirting with his wife. Usually this is not an issue, unless you are a drunk Clint Barton who gets teary when he is jealous.
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If You Like Piña Coladas by AllThingsGeeky
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Sep 2020
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When straight laced Steve Rogers accidentally gets drunk for the first time, there’s really only one person who can take care of him. He’s just lucky that person has his fair share of experiences with alcohol.
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The Name of the Game by squadrickchestopher
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
07 Sep 2020
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Bucky shoves that thought away with a vengeance. They are not flirting. He doesn’t even know how to flirt. They’re just being competitive, that’s all. Steve’s told him before he’s too competitive for his own good, and he knows Clint’s heard the same thing from Natasha.
That’s all this is. Two stubborn assholes trying to outdo the other.
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5 Times Clint Was Raped By Natasha by SneakyDangerNoodle
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
28 Jun 2020
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And the 1 time he was saved.
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Sweet 50 by awesomesockes, whumphoarder
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 May 2020
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While setting up for his 50th birthday extravaganza, Tony manages to hurt his back. Bruce and Peter try to help.
Key word: try.
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- Part 19 of Christ, What Now?
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Crazy Butch and the Dumpster Kids by squadrickchestopher
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV)
28 Apr 2020
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Short little drabble from a tumblr post I saw:
clint barton being thrown into a dumpster only to find out that he is not the only one in that dumpster
matt murdock being slightly offended that someone else has been thrown into his dumpster
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Double Agent by Blizzard_Fire
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Now You See Me (Movies)
19 Apr 2020
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AKA 5 Times the Avengers Mistook Dylan Rhodes For Bruce Banner
Steve slowed to a halt. 'Hey, what are you doing here?'
"Bruce" looked up and gave him a cold stare that was entirely un-Brucelike. 'I'm trying to enjoy my coffee. That okay with you?'
Steve was taken aback. 'Right. Uh, okay.'
'Hey, I know you.' His eyes narrowed as he sipped his coffee. 'You're Captain America. Cool. Go have fun doing... whatever it is you actually do all day.'
And Steve was so bewildered that he just gave Bruce a curt nod and jogged off.The Avengers keep bumping into "Bruce" outside the tower, but why does he pretend not to know them? Anyone would think Bruce had a secret twin or something...
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- Part 6 of Bruce Week 2020
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Everything is green by crazycatt71
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
13 Mar 2020
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Tony throws a St. Patrick's Day party. There is sooooo much green
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- Part 19 of WinterHawk Bingo 2019
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Wipeout by incogniteau
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel (Comics), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 Jan 2020
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She woke up with a painful thump as her bedmate ever so rudely landed the finishing kick to off her from the hotel bed.
“I never thought it’d be you kicking me out of bed,” Natasha said blandly, looking up at her partner. “Always thought it’d be the other way around.”
While on a mission, Clint gets incredibly drunk and showcases a talent Natasha wasn’t aware of.
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Love as Sweet as Grenadine by Forgotten_Alice12 for BennyBatch
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Dec 2019
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Steve and Bucky are finally getting married, with some (a lot of) help from Tony. Now he gets to enjoy the reception with Loki. At least, that’s the plan until Clint starts giving them all shots.
*Please note: Though this piece is centered on Bucky and Steve’s wedding, this is from Tony and Loki’s POV.
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Clint Barton, someone who isn't really into the bar scene, decides to go to a new bar with Natasha Romanoff.
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let us burn the brightest by puchuupoet for breakaway71
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
27 Sep 2019
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It's already been a long day and Bucky just wants to take Steve for all his pennies. Clint has no intention of letting that happen.
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The Fabled Hallow by Insanity_at_Random (JD_Winters), JD_Winters for MissInsomnia
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Arrow (TV 2012), The Punisher (TV 2017), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
05 Aug 2019
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poor judgement and a game of drunken darts leads to an altraction and a startling discovery no one saw
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Designated Something or Another by AngelCuttingOnions
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 Jun 2019
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Tony and Clint do stupid things when they’re drunk. Bucky tags along when they go drinking to make sure they don’t do stupid things. It somehow ends in a (sober) threesome.
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Kiss Me (I'm Not Irish) by wintersoldierarcherspy (ilovemyalpaca)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
22 Mar 2019
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Bucky doesn't like bars. He doesn't like people or loud noises or the hideous green beer they're serving for St. Patrick's day. He does love Steve Rogers but he doesn't particularly like him at this moment. He might also like the cute drunk guy in his booth. Jury's still out on that one.