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Louis had liked Harry for a long time, but he never dared to tell him. One evening, at a party where spin the bottle is played, Louis is brave and kisses Harry.
A short story about two friends who confess their feelings.
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Tras todo propósito, Louis no quiere hacer lo que su madre le ordena, pero sin un lugar al que pueda llamar hogar, el sabe que esta entre la espada y la pared.
Cuando su madre le dice que tiene que prostituirse para ganar dinero, ella sabe lo que hace.
Louis no. Ahora tendrá que lidiar con su embarazo.
Con Harry siendo un jodido alfa que ama su trabajo y odia las relaciones, un bebé encamino es lo menos que necesita o tal vez, solo tal vez en el fondo será su salvación. -
Best Friends Don't Bite (Except When They Do) by SwimmingInAChampagneSea
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
30 Sep 2025
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It's not unproblematic when your best friend has a habit of biting your neck, your shoulder, or your wrist in public.
This is the story of how Louis and Harry navigate a 20 year friendship where Harry has bitten Louis whenever he craves his attention or needs to be grounded. It comes with a specific set of issues... especially concerning their respective partners.
What does a lake house and a game of truth-or-dare have to do with anything, you ask? Well, the truth has a way of being revealed, and a weekend away with their chaotic friend ground is perhaps all that is needed for Harry and Louis to come face to face with their feelings... fucking finally, their friends would say. -
my aching soul still dances for yours ᡣ𐭩 by puppyvirginloui
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
30 Sep 2025
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“What the fuck are you talking about, for God’s sake. You sound like you’re jealous.” It was so absurd yet so hopeful, Louis wanted to slap himself for even thinking it.
Harry groaned.
“Because I am.”
Louis wanted to explode in many ways upon hearing it, with anger, with surprise, excitement. However, to his misery, he melted at his mercy as soon as the alpha grabbed his face and slammed it against his lips without a second thought.
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It's simple: Harry wants his omega back.
Except it's not that simple.
Or is it?
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Louis leaned forward, eyes cutting sideways. “Missed you,” Louis said, casual but deliberate. “Didn’t get one insult yesterday from you.”
Harry’s fingers curled tighter around the edge of the counter, the laminate biting into his palms.
He turned his head, just enough to meet Louis’s gaze. “Well, you’ll survive. Might even do you good not having me around to bruise your ego for once.”
Louis smirked, slow and cutting. “Mmm, but then who else would keep me humble?”
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Harry and Louis hate each other. They hate each other through the bruising kisses and the sharp-edged laughter. Every “I hate you” is a punctuation mark—spat between clenched teeth, swallowed against skin, silenced by a desperate kiss. And every fight ends the same: not with an apology, but with a blowjob. A crude kind of truce.
But this time is different. This time, a warm mouth can’t patch the cracks. Eager hands can’t hold together what’s already splintered. For once, the body isn’t enough—because the wound isn’t in the flesh, it’s in the heart. And the only thing that could heal it is the one thing they’ve never learned to give each other.
Words.
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The Idiot of Privet Drive by Ireadtoomanybooks, Iwritetoomanybooks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2025
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Harry is sweet, soft, and so very dumb. He’s been raised in a cupboard, coddled by Dudley, tolerated by Aunt Petunia, and used by Uncle Vernon whenever his accidental magic helps the family look good. He doesn’t ask questions—mostly because he forgets them halfway through. But when a snake talks to him at the zoo and the glass vanishes, everything starts to change. Slowly. Dumbly. With Harry blinking wide-eyed at a world he’s not clever enough to understand, but gentle enough to survive.
Or a Dumb Harry AU
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Snarry! Post-war-story!
The golden trio returns to Hogwarts to repeat their last school year. Pretty quickly, however, Hermione realizes that something ... strange is happening between Snape and Harry since the end of the war. She observes the two men closely and soon can only shake his head at Harry's naivety. -
Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Truth That His Crush is a Giant Snarky Dragon Who’s Also Draco Malfoy by Niam_s18
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2025
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After the war, Harry became an Auror. Draco disappeared into the Highlands. Peace was relative, and fate had other plans.
When reports of a mysterious dragon begin to surface, Harry and Ron are sent to investigate. But between terrified villagers, strange gifts in the forest, and an unsettlingly familiar Potions Master living in seclusion… Harry’s instincts (and his heart) start acting up.
And the dragon?
Well, he’s already chosen his mate.A story about obsession, secrets, magical bonds, post-war ache, and the unfortunate reality of falling in love with a snarky man who occasionally turns into a dragon and licks you.
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“Think you're some type of comedian, huh, Harold.” Louis said, shoving the alpha’s ID back his way.
“Oh no, not at all.” Harry said earnestly, tucking the card back in his wallet. “I will warn you ahead of time though to use my full Christian name sparingly. Nothing else gets me going like memories of my mum properly scolding me. Don’t even think about throwing my middle name in there or I really won’t be able to contain myself.”
Louis balked at him, eyes wide with surprise more than anything else. Harry flashed his teeth, holding out his hand, “Harry, will do.”
Snapping his mouth closed, Louis resumed his glower, “Louis, then.”
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In a world where omegas are at the top of the totem pole, Louis Tomlinson establishes himself as the successful CEO of a prestigious company. Nothing and no one brings him down until his own biological clock comes into play.
In a world where alphas are at the bottom tier of society, Harry Styles scrapes by taking on any odd job he can find. When the opportunity to help a certain omega through their heat falls into his lap he is powerless to decline. Not when there is money to be made.
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Niall felt his chest fall when he saw the news.
No. They must be kidding, right? It’s obviously fake. There’s no fucking way those news are real. No fucking way.
No. Fucking. Way.
He found himself sobbing all alone in his flat, whiskey pouring down his wrist while his hands shakes.
Would it be better if he wasn’t there? Was it worth it? He just wanted all to stop hurting.
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why so sexy, if so dumb? by dilfrry for anditsonlyforthebrave
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
22 Aug 2025
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“Hey, sorry I’m late.” Harry whisks by, pressing a quick kiss to Louis' mouth, whose head is down in his phone. Louis smiles into it, eyes closed from the surprise gesture, while Harry slides into the booth across from him. He shrugs off his bright orange vest he forgot to leave in his truck, and then… silence.
Harry looks up, finally settled into the plush cushions, when he pauses, meeting Louis' wide eyes. His fiancée is frozen, mouth dropped completely open wide enough to catch some flies.
“Baby?” Harry’s eyebrows furrow at him, and a nervous chuckle leaves his lips because Louis hasn't moved an inch. “Lou?”
“What have you done?” Louis says with horror filling his voice.
“Huh?”
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the fic where harry shaves his mustache a month before their wedding and louis is sooo pissed
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Louis is used to looking after difficult guests at Palais Solstice in Monte Carlo. He’s not used to looking after a spoiled, glitter-brained omega who smells like heat and trouble, sprawls out in uncontained clothes, and doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing to Louis (and Louis’ inner alpha).
So. A week in Monaco, a job Louis can’t walk away from, and the slow slide from irritation to something much filthier.
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Silk Ribbons and Dagger Dances (My Ballerina Holds A Knife) by temptingstyles
Fandoms: Larry Stylinson - Fandom, One Direction (Band), Larry - Fandom
08 Jul 2025
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Harry is seething,"This is not happening, I don't do diapers or dolls or bedtime stories."
Louis just watches and waits, Harry points at him, jaw tight, like a madman on the brink of insanity drenched in frustration and words he can't express, "Do you even fucking hear yourself?"
Louis raises a brow, tilting his head slightly, lips twitching to curl around the edges, Harry needs to get it out of his system, "You want to take in a child," Harry spits, gesturing toward Adelaide. "A child that—fuck, Louis, we run the most powerful criminal empire in England. She already has a price on her head?"
"Hazza." Louis's voice is softer now, but there's something firm underneath it. Harry stops to glare at him.
"You own London," Louis says, pointed, "Tell me, where else would be safer for her than with us?"
Harry clenches his fists, whole body brimming with frustration, Louis knows him. Knows that Harry is thinking about every logical reason why this is a bad idea but underneath that, Harry is thinking about is himself, thinking about their bedroom, nights where he trembles in Louis's hands, letting Louis ruin him, strip away the weight of the empire and turn him into something soft and pliant. -
Harry Potter and the Pretty Boy from Slytherin by deliciouslife
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2025
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Young Harry Potter, of House Gryffindor, of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, is a perfectly normal Chosen One, thank you very much. Like a good hero should, he solves mysteries, wins Quidditch Matches for his house, hates the Slytherins, loves the Weasleys, adores Dumbledore, detests Snape, pays attention in McGonagall's classes, respects Flitwick, hates Draco Ma-
....There is just one little problem.
Harry Potter may be....a little obsessed with Draco Malfoy.
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in which Harry swears he only keeps his eyes on Draco Malfoy because keeping your enemies close is important (and if he also finds him very pretty then that is beside the point.)
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Harry is a broken man. He lost everything because his boyfriend of 8 years cheated on him and threw him out. He swore off love, didn’t want to be disappointed or hurt anymore because he had his fair range of it since a young age. The only fun he has is at work with his friends and co-workers Niall, Zayn and Liam. That’s where he meets Louis, the new co-worker, and of course, he falls in love. They become friends. Louis is happy alone, he swore off love too. Will Harry be able to show him that falling for him won’t be a mistake?
or the one where the world of extroverted Harry collides with the world of introverted Louis. Or maybe not so introverted ;-)
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Draco s'est construit une nouvelle vie, loin de la magie, loin de sa famille et surtout loin de Potter. Il aime sa vie, son appartement et sa voisine. Mais un matin, son passé décide de frapper à sa porte, et il a une demande particulière.
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Louis snaps back to reality.
You’re fine. He tells himself.Bella calls for Louis to come to her for backup, Louis runs over after finishing a quick kick warmup— he looks at the board, almost the end of the first half. And it’s 2-0.
Shit.
He does whatever he can in those next two minutes—before the timer goes off and the announcer calls halftime.
Louis sighs and begins to walk off the pitch after a talk from his coach. Nice lad, yet taking Louis off the second half really bummed him out.
Louis was about to turn the corner into the hallway leading to the dressing rooms when he heard a voice, one he certainly didn’t expect to hear.
Especially not in the first row.
He turns swiftly, “Harry??”
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Louis never thought he had a problem. Sure, he dabbled, took some pills here, took a line there, but it was all just part of the fun. Until his mum found a bag of molly in his sock drawer and shipped him off to rehab for ten weeks before he could even think of an excuse.
Harry on the other hand, has always known he had a problem. He just never thought anyone else would notice. But when his mum caught him stealing her tilidine perscription she shipped him off as well, whether it was because she cared or was annoyed her pill bottle kept emptying itself, Harry wasn‘t sure.
Thrown together in a place neither of them wanted to be, Louis and Harry form an unlikely bond, one built on whispered confessions during sleepless nights, quiet companionship in group therapy and the raw, aching need to be understood. As the months turn into years they get closer and closer until they‘re essentially attached at the hip.
Recovery isn‘t linear. There are victories and relapses, progress and and backslides. But through it all, Louis has his people, Zayn, Niall, Oli and Eleanor, his found family, the ones who refuse to give up on him despite being just as messed up as he was. Slowly but surely, they become Harry‘s family too.
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- Part 1 of Together, or not at all
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there's a hole in my heart (and it's got your name on it) ʚɞ Traducción by louelsolecito
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
31 May 2025
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Los cuatro gritan desde las gradas mientras el equipo se reúne, se quitan los cascos y los guantes y se dan palmadas en la espalda para celebrar la victoria. Louis le había robado un pompón a Mal antes y lo agita con fuerza. Se le corta la respiración cuando Harry levanta la vista y sus miradas se cruzan. El jugador de hockey le sonríe con suficiencia, pero rápidamente aparta la mirada.
—¿Acaba de...?
—No— Louis interrumpe rápidamente a Jade antes de que termine la frase porque está a punto de perder su maldita cabeza.o
La fic del puck bunny Louis x el jugador de hockey Harry.
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A Hurricane Behind the Door. by Stylesinc
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), No Control - One Direction (Song), Written All Over Your Face - Louis Tomlinson (Song)
27 May 2025
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Harry smirked.
Louis smiled slowly, like a crocodile.
“You dream about me at night, don’t you?”
“Yep, I also masturbate to the idea of you getting hit by a car.”
“Hot.”
“Ugh.”
Their teams were lining up. The tension was palpable. So was the tent Louis was pitching under his shorts. Harry glanced down pointedly. “You should really get that checked out. Could be a tumor.”
Louis stepped closer. “Could be your next meal.”
Harry’s lip curled. “No thanks, I’m allergic to shrimp.”
(Grade school to Uni, hate followed them both. Innocent banter turned into hate fucking with words. Greek week wakes up somethings deeper than loathing and it ends with Harry throat coated and limp!)