15 Works in Dyslexic Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
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Now, Stolas just looked... sad. Not in quite the numb fog he'd been in the weeks after the trial or after Sinsmas, but still sad. Like his edges had dulled.
Un-fucking-acceptable.
Blitz approached his desk and leaned against the side. "What's up, big bird?"
Stolas sighed. "I'm alright, Blitz."
"Uh huh." Blitz lifted a brow.
Stolas huffed and looked away.
Blitz didn't move, ignoring the others whispering behind him. They could suck it.
Stolas fidgeted for one minute. Two. Blitz watched him, until finally, Stolas sunk down into his chair and mumbled, "I miss the stars."
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Blitz has a surprise for Stolas. Or: the one where Blitz takes Stolas to see the Northern Lights.
I'm sure someone has done this already, but this story infected my brain and demanded to be written, so. Here we are.
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As Stolas struggles to write to Octavia, Blitzø just struggles to write, period, and Loona has to look after the two of them as they try and calm Stolas's nerves by asking others to look after Via when he can't.
A direct follow up to "Who are we now?"
Triger warning for breif mention of suicidal ideation, and depresion, as our owl boy is going through it ATM.
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- Part 4 of Low Life and High Society
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You're Perfect (And Everything in Between) by Blitzwhore (EthereanFrog)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Aug 2025
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“I was… I was wondering if I could get a tattoo done here at your earliest convenience?” the man asked, and, oh.
He had a British accent.
Oh, Blitz was cooked.
“I’m… unsure whether I’m supposed to make an appointment in advance,” the guy added. Was that shyness in his voice? That was definitely shyness in his voice. And he was fidgeting with his fingers.
So the guy was hot and cute. Great. Great.
“Sure!” Blitz said in the least normal voice that had ever come out of his mouth. And then he processed what the guy had actually just said. “Um, I mean—yes. No. It—it depends on what you want to have done.”
Okay, seriously. Could the ground please just open underneath his feet and take him straight to hell?
(Or: Blitz is very, very gay for the cute, easily-flustered, tall-as-hell man that walks into his tattoo shop.)
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This fic is a feel-good, getting together, queer love story between a human Stolas and Blitz in their 30s. It is also a love letter to every person out there who has feared they might never get to experience queer joy. It is never too late to find yourself.
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Valentine, My Decline, I'm Always Running To You by orphan_account
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Apr 2025
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Blitzø finds himself missing Stolas more and more after the "Fuck Blitzo" party, and finally decides to talk to Stolas. Things don't quite go as planned, though, and in the time afterwards they both find their mental states rapidly declining. They need to find something to do about it, before they end up doing something rash to themselves.
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Blitz can't figure out where his ex wrote his phone number, but ever since they broke up he's been getting a bunch of messages from strangers. This stranger, however, offers to scratch out his number and ends up being a pretty nice guy. They don't exchange names, but they keep talking for a while. It's all good fun, right? This couldn't possibly lead to anything more, and, the mysterious stranger on his phone couldn't possibly be anyone important anyways.
Now, if only Blitz can figure out how to gain access to the human world, so his business can really take off...
Stolas and Blitz are texting each other without exchanging identities, and it all comes out in an exciting way. -
You're Here At Last by Artexian
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Apr 2025
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Post Sinsmas! After watching the finale and being overcome with emotions, I just knew I had to throw my hat in the ring for some Stolitz goodies.
Its been a week since Stolas danced with Blitzø on that fateful Sinsmas night, and he's slowly adjusting to his new status as a poor, garden variety citizen of Hell. Things are complicated between the two, the actual "status" of their relationship cloudy and unsure, but as the routines of his new domestic life are established, he feels like things have achieved a state of relative stability, until the Imp offers him something to shake things up between them all over again.
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- Part 1 of You're Here At Last AU
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Normalize (not being normal) by Immediate fanfiction professional (Buckets_of_bees)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jan 2025
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It's not that Blitz hates texting people. Something as small as his cellphone is a reminder that the world isn't built for someone like him. and it's definitely not something Stolas will stand by for when he can help.
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- Part 3 of The Prophecy of Plants
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"STOLAS FOR FUCKS SAKE. GIVE ME THE FUCKING RATS"
A cannon divergent story of Blitz and Stolas discovering secrets about each other, trying new things, and opening up to each other.
Temporary on hiatus while I'm writing my other story (Beneath the Peacocks Pride). Sorry :(((
But it will be picked up again once I'm done with the other :)))I'm probably not gonna work on it anymore. It's been too long since I've written this, and I don't feel that strong of a connection to it anymore :/
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I Think I Could Be Someone You Like by whizzerdeservedbetter
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Sep 2024
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Blitzø Buckzo was a man who enjoyed the hustle and bustle of everyday life; he enjoyed surrounding himself with as many people as he could.
Stolas Goetia was a man who enjoyed the quieter parts of life and valued his alone time and relationship with the quiet.
Librarian Stolas AU and a Human AU!!!
Title from ‘Someone You Like’ by The Girl and the Dreamcatcher.
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Short one shot of Blitzø and Stolas being cute. Stolas wants Blitzø to read a book he likes. Blitzø does not like books.
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Stolas looked at the image Millie had just sent to him. It was a screenshot of some text messages she had exchanged with Blitzø. At least, that is what it appeared to be. Stolas stared at the texts Blitzø had supposedly sent, then looked through his own text exchanges with the imp.
Why were they so different? Stolas knew Blitzø had dyslexia, and assumed his typing and spelling abilities were beyond what a mobile phone’s autocorrect features were capable of handling. Yet when typing to his employee Blitzø was almost unrecognisable, apart from the consistent lack of punctuation.
Peculiar.
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You know that theory where Blitzø is intentionally texting Stolas using poor spelling and bad grammar because it "looks cute"? That's the fic.
Set in a timeline where apology tour has happened and Blitzø and Stolas are "just friends" but on decent terms.
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She should have caught the red flags sooner. He's been feeling bad for a while, since that meeting with Stolas, but he was fine. She was proud that he handled that crisis well, but something must have happened today that was even worse.
Worse enough to cause a relapse.-----------------------------------------------------------
Blitzø's mood has always been unstable, but it got much worse after his encounter with Barbie. Loona, no longer able to deal with her father's mental illness alone, asks Stolas for help after an emergency.
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- Part 1 of And the day has come where I have died
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18 ways that Blitzø and Stolas love each other (bc apology tour made me sad)
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Stolas sniffled, set his plate aside, and leaned down to kiss Blitzø. "I love you."
"Love you, too, Stols," Blitzø chuckled. "Finish your dinner. I'm already cold."
"Cold? My Blitzy?!" Stolas gasped. "We can't have that." He scooped Blitzø into his lap and wrapped his arms around the smaller demon. "Is this better, My Love? Are you warm?"
Blitzø squirmed and laughed, wriggling into Stolas' chest to inhale the scent of his feather oils deeply. "I love you. Like... love you, love you."
"Is that more than just regular 'love'?"
"Yeah. 'T's better."
Stolas grinned, beak preening the bases of Blitzø's horns. "I like it, then."
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- Part 11 of Bea's Stolitzø Sillies
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I Put the Sexi in Dyslexic by Midnight_w0nder
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Jun 2024
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Everyone begins to notice that getting a text from Blitzo is quite the experience, and then proceed to figure out something. Blitzo has dyslexia.
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- Part 7 of Human Lovers AU
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Why you don’t name a Catholic School Hellman’s by Charlie_Rain
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 May 2024
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Luci: ‘She loved me for the dangers I had passed,’
Luci: ‘And I loved her that she did pity them’Carm: Stop lamenting in Othello
Luci: What else am I meant to do for my lost love
Or
British Secondary school (high school) chatfic
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- Part 1 of Welcome to Hellman’s House