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  TagsSummaryThe quiet was overpowering and now Porsche had nothing left to distract him from thoughts of him. -- Kinn is interrupted on his his way to fix things with Porsche, pulled into a late night meeting with his father. He has no idea Porsche has been dragged away into the night by person's unknown. But Porsche isn't the type of man to just sit around waiting for a rescue that he isn't sure will even come. He is no damsel. He needs no white knight. 
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  TagsSummaryShelby turns Avid, but does it a little differently than he expects. 
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  TagsSummaryJim doesn't know how to fit in with the crew while Olu's off being Prince Azi. 
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  TagsSummary"You're not the only one who's good at going undercover to get information, y'know," Frenchie says, after listening to Zheng talk about the soup stand she ran on the Republic. He nods at Oluwande. "Tell her about Crown Prince Azi!" "Yes, please do." Zheng gives an Oluwande an expectant look. As does Archie. As does Jim. 
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  TagsSummaryA snapshot of the preparations for the French party boat. 
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  TagsSummaryStede helps Ed get dressed for the fancy boat party. Series- Part 12 of OFMD Drabble Week
 
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  TagsSummaryBlackbeard always has a plan. That's how these things work. And from the moment he met Stede Bonnet, the ending was already decided, the plan was already in motion - but maybe, just maybe, plans can change. What if Ed really had kissed Stede under the moonlight in s1e5? This fic contains embedded NSFW gifs! 
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  TagsSummaryFrenchie shrugs and pauses his chopping as well. “I never feel rested afterwards,” he says. “So what’s the point?” “Then you’ve been doing it all wrong,” Roach declares. He’s going to help his friend. “And I’ll teach you how to nap properly.” Roach teaches Frenchie his napping ways, and that awakens some feelings in both of them. Series- Part 4 of Draco's Frenchie & / Roach Shenanigans
 
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  TagsSummaryAs Ed prepares for a swanky affair on the swanky ship, he fantasizes about an evening hobnobbing with posh knobs and their equally posh knobs. And if all of those knobs just happen to look like Stede? Well. That's nobody's business but his own. 
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  TagsSummary“Well, it means that if we want to go to this party together, we’ll have to show up as Sir and Mrs Godfrey Thornrose.” Ed stares at him, dark eyes wide. “One of us is gonna have to be the wife?” His voice trembles, and Stede is sure he knows why. “I’ll be Mrs Thornrose,” he declares, standing up straighter and hoping he doesn’t sound nervous. Wife. He’ll be Ed’s wife. Pretend to be Ed’s wife. For the party. It’ll be fine. Ed and Stede get ready to go to the part as Mr and Mrs Thornrose, but after getting ready, they get rather distracted by each other and lose track of time. 
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  TagsSummaryEd and Stede get ready for the fancy party in S1E5. Stede helps Ed out with a finishing touch. Series- Part 2 of Fluffvember 2024
 
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  TagsSummaryHiro doesn't want to think to deeply about why he bought the Reel. He thinks about it anyways. Just a thought I had after episode 5 that i threw at a document. I'm calling the end of the show where I'm going to cry over a dude getting a new "second-hand" fishing reel. You heard it here first. 
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  TagsSummaryIzzy and Edward had a system to deal with the transformations, once upon a time. But the problem is, they happen every month. And they'll keep happening every month until Edward can barely look at him for resentment and frustration and all the rest of it. It's fine. Izzy can figure it out himself. Except now Edward and Stede fucking Bonnet are off to some party tonight, and Izzy's stranded back on a stranger's ship with a full moon on the way and a crew who all hate his guts. 
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  TagsSummaryMika doesn’t want to get into it, specially not now and specially not with Chloe. She’s barely holding it together and that’s only because she is not allowing herself to think about anything else other than her sister’s health. 
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  Podfic of "You Honk Fine Things Well" by shieldmaidenofmithrilhall by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)03 Jun 2024 TagsSummaryAn AU where everything is the same except there’s a goose in Season 1, Episode 5. 
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  TagsSummaryEveryone knows the fucking rule, nobody better than Ed: you find a weird bell, you don’t ding the weird bell. Guess how many times Ed’s dinged the weird bell anyway. Yeah, Ed always dings the weird bell, it’s like a fucking compulsion, he just can’t not. Brain sees a bell, brain goes, what would happen if I dinged that? Dinging occurs. Shit happens. ~ A 5+1 (or really a 1+5) in which innkeeper-era Ed and Stede discover a magic bell that can take them back in time to past moments in their relationship. They decide to seduce each other (and themselves) at different points to see if they can avert some of the pain they all went through. Things do not, of course, go as planned. Series- Part 5 of Claire's AUpril 2024 Fics
 
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  TagsSummaryHe went on jags, sprees, benders, and rave-ups. But affairs, soirees, and galas remained mysterious. Wouldn't have known a cotillion if it hit him in the face. So to be a guest at a party – that kind of party – was alluring, to say the very least. In which Ed attends three parties, and each leaves its mark. 
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  TagsSummaryEd asks Izzy for help as he gets ready for the party. 
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  TagsSummaryEd pauses, and gives him a fond look. “Oh, right, you’re private about this, aren’t you?” “Yes!” Stede replies immediately, because it’s the perfect excuse as to why he’s looking so flustered. “I know you’re not. It’s fine. I can—I can stay here.” Stede is extremely aware of how little Ed cares about privacy while urinating, because he’s seen Ed urinate several times now. Not deliberately. At least, it wasn’t deliberate the first few times. AKA Stede has a watersports kink and struggles to deal with that. 
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  and the academy award for world's worst wingman goes to.... by pampermouseFandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)31 Jan 2024 TagsSummaryStede's love confession goes slightly differently than Ed anticipates. 
