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• How to Fight Functionalism: A Guide by the Shady Detective Agency by LeeThePiper

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  04 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jazz/Optimus Prime/Prowl
  • Jazz/Orion Pax/Prowl
  • Jazz/Orion Pax
  • Jazz/Prowl
  • Jazz/Optimus Prime
  • Optimus Prime/Prowl
  • Orion Pax/Prowl
  • Jazz & Megatron (Transformers)
  • Jazz & Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Megatron & Optimus Prime
  • Optimus Prime & Ratchet
  • Megatron & Orion Pax
  • Orion Pax & Ratchet
  • Jazz & Orion Pax
  • Jazz & Optimus Prime & Ratchet
  • Jazz & Optimus Prime
  • Megatron & Orion Pax & Ratchet
  • Jazz & Prowl (Transformers)
  • Optimus Prime & Prowl
  • Orion Pax & Prowl
  • Prowl & Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Megatron & Prowl (Transformers)
  • Megatron & Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Orion Pax
  • Optimus Prime
  • Prowl (Transformers)
  • Jazz (Transformers)
  • Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Megatron (Transformers)
  • Child Abuse
  • Slavery
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Megatron is Unconcious the Entire first chapter
  • Megatron Needs A Hug (Transformers)
  • Child Megatron (Transformers)
  • Miner Megatron (Transformers)
  • Cold Construction (Transformers)
  • mild hypothermia
  • Medical Inaccuracies
  • No I did not do my research
  • How Do I Tag
  • Pre-Cybertronian Civil War
  • No Cybertronian Civil War
  • I'm not sure which yet
  • This Was Supposed To Be A One Shot
  • Orion is not a prime yet
  • Archivist Orion Pax
  • I describe him as an attendent to the Prime at one point
  • He kinda is but kinda isn't
  • I'll elaborate later
  • Not Canon Compliant
  • To any of them
  • Jazz Prowl and OP are in a poly relationship
  • They also live together
  • And run a totally definitely legal detective agency together
  • Just like ratchet's clinic is totally definitely legal
  • AU-gust | August Writing Challenge 2025
  • AU-gust | August Writing Challenge
  • Prompt for the 22th: Private Detectives
  • Transformer Sparklings
  • Ex-Enforcer Prowl (Transformers)
  • Accidental Child Acquisition

  Summary

  “Why is there a half dead sparkling on the porch?” Prowl asked, completely calm. 

   

  “THERE’S A WHAT?”
  Or
  Jazz, Prowl, and Orion adopt a sparkling and fight functionalism

  Series

  • Part 10 of 2025 AU August

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,275

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  87

  Bookmarks:

  10

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  693