11 Works in Farmer Phil Watson | Philza
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Forgotten Sun by Blackholeca for eveleni
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
05 Aug 2025
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“What happened?”
“I—” Ranboo tries, voice failing them. “I— I don’t know. No one knows.” There’s confusion writ across the planes of their face, the pale spread of vitiligo contorting with their expression. Quietly they add: “Everyone just… forgot. Why is there a temple there, Phil?” Ranboo asks, barely above a whisper, “Who were we worshipping?”Series
- Part 1 of MCYT FicFight 2025
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into the woods (to get the thing that makes it worth the journeying) by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
02 Jul 2025
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Philza lost his wife several years ago. Now he lives alone, tending his garden to ease the loneliness.
Until a witch offers him a way to get what he's longed for. So he sets out into the wood, in search of the four things she set him to find. Along the way, he may find something else.or, Into the Woods but make it SBI
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philza created minecraft (he just doesn't know it yet) by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for lemonsharkiez
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Sep 2024
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“The history books say you'll lose. Your people will be enslaved, and your fellow deities will call you a disgrace. And I don't want that to happen. The enslaving part, I mean. Future-you is already a disgrace for making it so fucking complicated to get Netherite armour. Like holy shit, why is it so hard these days?”
“I only understood half of what you said,” Phil chuckles. “But alright. How..how exactly did we lose?”
“Oh nothing, you just forgot to bring your sword. It's honestly hilarious. Kept me awake during History class.”
“I forgot to bring my what..”
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Philza is immortal and Tommy is a time-traveller. Oh and Phil created Minecraft somewhere in there too.
Prompt: Character A immortal vs Character B time traveler, A.K.A every timeline Character B jumps to, Character A is always there
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- Part 106 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 62 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 34 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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When the city life goes to Shit by ErissTheMean
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
04 Aug 2024
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Phil gripped the letter harder and wished the ever lasting migraine to finally go away. They were going by bus to a middle of nowhere and yet even here they couldn’t escape crying children and Karen’s yammering through the phone.
His boys weren’t making the trip any easier.
He knew they weren’t the happiest with moving to Stardew but Phil was desperate at this point. They all needed a change.
His work at JoJa absolutely destroyed him mentally (maybe a little physically too but he was not going to admit to that, ever). Each day was sucking his soul more and more and when his supervisors decided to dock his pay for someone else's mistake, he nearly entered a meltdown. He didn’t at the time.
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Sbi Stardew Crossover. They all move to Stardew and I just write their little dramas. Some anxieties, some magic, some family feels, as per usual :3 -
Sun Can't Find Us Beneath The Leaves. by SeeYouSucker
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
16 Apr 2024
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“Squawk…! Walnut! Squawk…! Give?” The parrot squeaks. Phil nearly jumps backward, but laughs slightly. Looking down at his hand, his eyes land on the golden walnut. He offers it to the bird happily.
As the bird takes the golden treat, Techno speaks up. “Phil, look.”
The blond looks back to Techno, then to the boy. He had turned around, staring directly at Phil. He looks at him with curious eyes-- suddenly, the boy squawks.
OR // Phil and Techno have been living in the Valley for nearly two years now, after the passing of an old friend caused them to inherit her farm. They find themselves on a hopeless search for something Kristin had left behind, until they are allowed passage onto the abandoned, Ginger Island— The two farmers end up finding more than exotic fruits and new dungeons to explore. They find the most precious treasure.
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- English
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- Kudos:
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Reap what you sow. by Everything_black
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Nov 2023
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Wilbut Soot, son of Philza Soot, a successful farmer. It was a trade that went back generations, and soon Wilbur would have to take up that mantle too.
So he sets out. Finds a nice field to settle down in. Makes himself at home. Plants his crops.
Maybe pisses off a once-dead god while he's at it.
Though, mind you, Wilbur Soot is not in some fairytale. Even if it sounds like it.
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NOTE: this was all written before i knew of Wilbur's abuse against Shubble. This is kept up for Technoblade, not him.
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Wilbur Soot, a teenager recently orphaned, is struggling to make ends meet in his sad little shed. Many people, despite hating his guts, pay him to do the dirty work in the neighboring forest, said to inhabited by a dragon.
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Falling from the Sky to a Better Life by eepyvoid (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
24 Jun 2023
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As he tried to get up to explore the area, the splitting pain from his whole body from the impact on the ground made him freeze.
At the same time, footsteps were heard outside from Tommy's line of sight, getting closer. Before he could react, a voice that he did not recognise spoke, in a gentle yet puzzled tone.
"Hello…?"
They called. Tommy turned to it. He was greeted by a sight of a man, who looked about the age of his father, shoulder length blonde hair and a bright green checkered shirt, and a hat about two times the size of his head. It looked a little wobbly on him.
“Mate, you good?” He approached, crouching down to Tommy. Tommy had the urge to ask who he was, but was too stunned to speak. The man raised his eyebrow, looking down at Tommy. Tommy noticed a pair of gloves covering the man’s hands when he put down a basket he had on him.
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Tommy falls into a field and is found by a kind farmer.Series
- Part 8 of Big C's MCC fics
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The Minecraft household's count goes from one to three in one day. Omega Phil is shook. Shook!
Well not that shook
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- Part 2 of The Pups Of The Minecraft Household
- Part 3 of Bo's Omegaverse
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Depending on where you start, this is a story about a farmer.
There’s nothing particularly special about this farmer, mind you; he’s not especially devout or holy, nor is he powerful or renowned, and he is certainly no champion. He is, in every sense of the word, a farmer—just a mortal man, but a kind one at that.
His name is Phil, but we’ll get to that soon enough.
(or, in the beginning, there was a goddess. the farmer came later. an origin, of sorts.)
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- Part 1 of dear wormwood
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Tommy and Tubbo were supposed to be at prom, but they somehow ended up into Niki's car and spending the next few hours riding up L'Manberg/L'Manburg's fields, enjoying nature and all the beauties that come with it.
Basically a modern SMP AU but with extra fluff for funzies.