Getting Off on Pissing Each Other Off
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And They Were Bickering (Oh My God, They Were Bickering) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
14 Jul 2025
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Sanji tilted his head slightly, voice low. “You’ve thought about it, haven’t you?”
“No,” Zoro muttered too quickly.
“Liar.” Sanji's tongue flicked across his teeth. “You think about it when you’re training. When you’re pretending not to look at me when I’m shirtless. When you’re—”
“Shut up.”
“When you’re jerking off in the shower and whispering my name like—”
Zoro kissed him.
It was, in all honesty, less of a kiss and more of a declaration of psychological warfare. Teeth. Heat. Teeth again. Sanji’s back hit the mast so hard a decorative lantern rattled loose.
“Finally,” Sanji moaned against Zoro’s lips. “Took you long enough.”
In which they fuck like it’s a duel and love like it’s a dare.
Series
- Part 3 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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The next morning, Zoro woke to find a new note pinned to his pillow with a paring knife.
It was pink. Frilly. Smelled like rage and sea salt and pheromones. The handwriting was a mess of cursive fury:
Training starts tomorrow. I hope you like being on a leash, you thieving, gluttonous, sword-slut mutt.
—Love, Your Chef (And Future Handler)Zoro stared at the note for a long time. Rubbed his temple. Read it again.
“…I think he’s flirting with me,” he said aloud.
He wasn’t entirely wrong.
In which Sanji wanted revenge. Zoro wanted dick. Both got what they wanted.
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- Part 5 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots