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    Despondent over Barbie's leaving him to go to the Real World, Ken attempts suicide. Allan and Doctor Barbie prove to be good friends.

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    When starting her small business, Gloria had to evaluate countless risks—but sleeping with the CEO of her rival company definitely wasn’t one of them. Now, who’s to say whether the risks will outweigh the reward?

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    Doctor Barbie thinks about the human that takes care of her.

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    Nearly one year after Stereotypical Barbie became Barbara Millicent Roberts, it was getting to be time to celebrate Purim in Barbie Land as well as in the Real World. Both locales had their own special ways of marking the occasion, which I as The Narrator will relay to you now.

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    You gotta make your own music
    Sing your own special song.

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    Ugly holiday sweaters simply don't exist in Barbieland, all the dolls are just too fashionable for that. It's as as alien to them as, well, flat feet.

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    Thunder rattled their Ouija board. "O spirits of the beyond," Author Barbie monologued, "if you are here tonight, appear before us."

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    Feedism-kink centered one-shots.

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    6/?
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    and the sand hurt her feelings. And she never not cried at the bar. Yeah, her sadness is contagious. She slurs his name ‘til someone puts her in a car – she’s stopped receiving invitations. “Oh my! Love is a lie!” - shit her friends say to get her by...It hits different this time.

    It hits different ‘cause it’s Ken.

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    6/?
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    51
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    Ken feels lost and alone after the events of the Barbie movie. He needs a purpose in life. Something to fight for. Perhaps he’ll find it at the Barbieland fair?

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    Barbara Handler (aka Barbie) has been living in Los Angeles as a human among humans for a few months now. Nevertheless, she has to admit that she is a little homesick. It takes time to get used to the new environment. In short, she decides to pay a visit to the Barbies and Kens at BarbieLand...

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    4/?
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    6
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    62
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    8
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    Barbie tries to self-diagnose her stomach troubles through the internet

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    1/1
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    13
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    He wasn’t expecting a leaving party but he does get one: the banner reads Thank You For Turning Your Ongoing Nervous Breakdown Into A Road Trip And Not Trying To Brainwash Us Again Or Destroy Reality As We Know It! Good Luck!!!

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    Stereotypical Barbie leaves Barbieland to live in the real world as a human. Barbie adjusts to the human world while trying to navigate all things associated with being a human. As she gives up her past life to pursue her dream of becoming a filmmaker, she realizes that she lost her friends back in Barbieland, her Dreamland, her Dreamhouse, and her pink Corvette but finds herself in the process.

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    2/?
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    Barbara H. Roberts has a secret life, a past that she boxed and placed in a far corner of her mind, but when she goes back home to finally deal with her grandmother's estate, her nosy, caring best friend Gloria insists on helping her. She knows it's past time to open up and stop hiding from the people in her life. Her therapist would call it growth, but she calls it a freaking annoyance. Throw in the thoughtful ex-boyfriend whose heart she broke in her desire to flee other people's ideas of her, of "Barbie," and she can't help wondering if she misjudged everything and everyone she thought she knew.

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    5/?
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    77
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    12
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    1,075
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    Stereotypical Barbie isn't the only one experiencing side effects from recent events. And after sixty years, Midge's baby is finally here....

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    1/1
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    18
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    45
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    It's the week before summer vacation when Sasha and her dad (Rob aka Gloria's ex husband, current wingman) decide she's waited long enough after their breakup to start dating again. They take it upon themselves to spruce up her tinder profile and look through some matches. Gloria is initially frustrated because "she's focusing on her career and her daughter" (aka i am scared to get back out there and who's gonna wanna date a nearing middle aged mother, she'll work on that in therapy) but begrudgingly agrees to go on one date, just for their sake. Antics ensue!

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    2/?
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    31
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    181
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    15
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    1,702
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    Sometime after the movie, Midge begins to feel sick and desperately seeks a job among the girly Barbies, suddenly unsatisfied with being the only Barbie doll without a job outside of pregnancy. But is this what she really wants, or is her Owner filling her with pesky human thoughts?

    .....Obviously it's the latter, but we've got to build up suspense somehow, right? Let's join pregnant Midge on her journey, alongside me, the Narrator!

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    “I’ve never heard of Kens being weird before.”

    “Oh, I’m not Weird.” He chuckles. “You get Weird by being played with too hard. Ken doesn’t get played with enough for that.”

    “Not Weird-weird. Just… weird. Strange, off, different. Is there anything else going on?”

    “Not really.” He rubs his chin in thought. “Just a general feeling that being myself is not enough for me, and a deep, painful emptiness that never subsides.”

    “Weird.”

    “Yes.”

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    3/?
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    It had been a few weeks since Barbie decided to become human, and Ken was okay, Ken was fine. It wasn't like he had spent most of that time since curled up underneath Barbie's sparkly blanket, eating the same three tubs of Barbie's ice cream, surrounded by Barbie's (not Ken's) Dreamhouse. Like, he knew he was supposed to be trying to figure out who he was without being by Barbie's side, but he didn't anticipate how he-hadn't-showered-in-a-week hard it was going to be. Ken didn't even know where to start, didn't know if there was enough of him beyond Barbie to be worth keeping.

    Enter Ken. The other Ken.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    64
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    444
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    3,413

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