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Bitchin’ Bad Choices by Fan_of_Fanfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Oct 2025
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Verosika Mayday wakes up after a drunken night with the Virgin Wizard she’d met at the casino bar the night before. This ordinarily wouldn’t be a problem, except for the wedding bands magically stuck to their fingers.
Oh, this was very unlikely to end well. At least Harry Potter was pretty much her Ex’s opposite in every ways
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Harry Potter Cannot Fucking Dance by lotusrootsoupss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2025
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One day, Harry Potter had shown up at the secret slytherin common room parties.
Draco Malfoy was confused as to why.
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Louis leaned forward, eyes cutting sideways. “Missed you,” Louis said, casual but deliberate. “Didn’t get one insult yesterday from you.”
Harry’s fingers curled tighter around the edge of the counter, the laminate biting into his palms.
He turned his head, just enough to meet Louis’s gaze. “Well, you’ll survive. Might even do you good not having me around to bruise your ego for once.”
Louis smirked, slow and cutting. “Mmm, but then who else would keep me humble?”
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Harry and Louis hate each other. They hate each other through the bruising kisses and the sharp-edged laughter. Every “I hate you” is a punctuation mark—spat between clenched teeth, swallowed against skin, silenced by a desperate kiss. And every fight ends the same: not with an apology, but with a blowjob. A crude kind of truce.
But this time is different. This time, a warm mouth can’t patch the cracks. Eager hands can’t hold together what’s already splintered. For once, the body isn’t enough—because the wound isn’t in the flesh, it’s in the heart. And the only thing that could heal it is the one thing they’ve never learned to give each other.
Words.
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before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger by olliethetarot
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
23 Sep 2025
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Pre-Martinaise Harry is a drunken mess who doesn't even notice a the bar he's in burning around him. He is saved by an officer he will forget once, then never again.
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"He frowns as he sips his drink again, feeling warmer and warmer. He wishes there was a window he could open, but he settles for finishing his drink, and refilling it again. He breathes in, and it feels like he is smoking a cigarette. He looks at his hands, and sees both of them empty. Someone nearby must be smoking then, though the idea appeals to him. He pats down his pockets, and comes up empty. He'll have to remember to get some when he leaves the bar." -
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Harry Potter’s life takes a turn when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire—and instead of panicking like a normal person, he accidentally starts self-medicating with Alcohol.
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Drunk harry and fed up Draco ( no he not, he really enjoy it)
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Harry Potter and the Tabletop Catastrophe by XgaytacoX
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter’s eighteenth birthday was supposed to be quiet. Instead, there was Firewhiskey, a Muggle speaker that nearly tore Grimmauld Place apart, and… well. Let’s just say nobody expected the Boy Who Lived to end up on the table.
What happened after? That’s the story people will be telling for years.
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A drunken lap dance gets taken way too seriously…
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- Part 21 of One Shots
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Two best friends finally realize what everyone else has known all along.
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- Part 17 of One Shots
- Language:
- English
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- 742
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
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- 167
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This was stupid. Harry was stupid. In fact, this was probably the stupidest idea Harry had ever had. And that's saying something, considering the sheer amount of stupidity he'd conquered in the past.
But could anyone blame him? Malfoy was smiling. Draco. Malfoy. Was smiling. At him. And something about it was intoxicating. Freeing.
Harry gazed at Malfoy. He ran his eyes over playful eyes and stretched cheeks and let himself be led around the ballroom. He couldn’t help it. Malfoy was smiling.
____In which Draco gets drunk at the Yule Ball and flirts with Harry.
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It starts at a party. Just something to cross off Draco's bucket list. Shag the Saviour. Be done with it. Move on. But then it happens again. And again.
And somewhere between drunk kisses in dark corners and 2 a.m. knocks on the door, it stops being casual. At least for Draco.
Because Harry only shows up when he's sloshed.
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Lucius Malfoy has a crisis of conscience and calls on his oldest friend to talk it through.
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It’s the twins’ birthday, which basically means Gryffindor Tower has been temporarily declared an autonomous party zone- and every student old enough to spike their own Butterbeer is partying (and making a bad decision) is there. After far too many drinks, a magically-enhanced game of spin the bottle, and Harry somehow getting glamoured -with fluttery lashes, glossy lips, and a blush that could legally be classified as flirtation, he finds himself shoved and locked into the boys’ dorm room with none other than Draco sodding Malfoy. Ten minutes and zero supervision.
Worst case? Duels and trauma. Best case? Snogging your childhood nemesis.
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Harry Potter has gone Barmy.That's it.That's the fic.
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Draco cannot bring himself to cross that final line.
- Language:
- English
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- 1,855
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
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- 152
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Harry and Ginny reminisce about their past relationship.
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- Part 1 of Our Love Will Be Passed On
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 755
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 6
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- 170
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Drunken truth or dare turns into Harry, giving head to Louis while the others "watch."
Copy and pasted tags, some may be unrelated. Kinks and warnings in the description ♡.
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After a long, grueling week at the Auror office, Harry gets a little too drunk and promptly forgets he’s been married to Draco Malfoy for the past seven years.
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It’s pretty hard to forget that you’re married—but when you’re drunk, shit happens.
Harry has one (or five) too many drinks, comes out to Draco in the middle of the night, and is shocked to discover they’re already married. Draco, unfortunately, is sober enough to remember every ridiculous second of it.
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В мене багато коротких історій про Тома та Гаррі, тож, я вирішила скласти їх в одну коллекцію драбблів.
Хто вже читав ці історії, буду вдячна, якщо знову поставите кудос 😉