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Gods Among Mortals AU by A_Random_Entity
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
11 Jul 2025
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Four gods come down to the mortal realm and are now all living in the same town. Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 1 of Gods Among Mortals Universe
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Hermes brings over some dandelions, and a wish weighs heavy in Sausage's heart.
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- Part 22 of ABC Madness (Soulmate Sweepstake)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 446
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 34
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Tale as Old as Time by purgatory_productions
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
27 Jan 2025
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The love story of a bookish man who yearns for a better life and a lonely noble with a beastly curse.
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Little Wings Hidden Along The Path by WhoInTheWorldAreYou
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
20 Jan 2025
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Joel was the Crown Prince of Mezalea. A proud royal. A good friend. But also a loving father.
People often wonder what happened that made him share custody of an avian child with Sausage, the Protector of Sanctuary?
It seemed absurd and out of character.
Where did this young avian come from? And just how did the Prince and the Protector come to find him?
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- Part 9 of Tango's Fire Filled Family Adventure
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Taking place after The Battle For Sanctuary (Mythical Sausage Empires SMP season 2, episode 45), Sausage takes time to reflect on everything thats happened while caring for his wounds and adapt to the new feeling of a part of him he barely knew was missing, being returned.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,049
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
- Hits:
- 123
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my pulse is clear, rushing in my ears by TheSixthTester
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Nov 2024
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During the Battle for Sanctuary, Tommy, a resident of Sanctuary, steps in to help.
(c!Dream and c!Wilbur are mentioned in this fic, but I DO NOT support the actions of real life Dream and Wilbur.)
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- Part 1 of Tommy In Sanctuary
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Sausage tells his son a story.
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I'll Do Whatever It Takes (I'll Make A Million Mistakes) by gemswizardhat (LatteHatesCoffee)
Fandoms: Empires SMP
08 Oct 2024
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Sausage grimaced as he heard the knock on his bedroom door.
Hermes had been having nightmares ever since the whole 'being kidnapped by his father's evil self' thing.
(And to be honest, so had Sausage.)"Daddy?" the boy asked softly, voice shaking. In the hallway's light, Sausage saw how he wiped at his tear-filled eyes.
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Whumptober day 8:
"Leave the lights on."Series
- Part 8 of Whumptober 2024
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Joel should have known it wasn’t going to last. Some part of his mind had known, the minute Hermes had come into being, that this was going to have to end. Hermes wasn’t a player. He was a being of code, constructed as a cruel gift by the Lore Magic itself. No matter how much he acted like a child, talked like one, laughed like one… he wasn’t.
Which meant when the people of Empires had to move on, to give Lore Magic a chance to rest and refresh while they did other ventures, Hermes was going to get left behind
Whumptober Prompt #16: Flatline
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- Part 11 of ImagineThat's Whumptober 2023
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Fictober is here! This is my first time participating in any event like this. Wish me luck!
The first chapter will be used as a table of contents!Enjoy!
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- Part 1 of Carter's 'Tobers
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Shelby doesn’t truly understand how strong she’s become until she respawns from the Deep Dark with fury coursing through her veins. fWhip hurt her. He let her die. This is her first opportunity to embrace her full power, her true power. She can’t afford to waste it. She’s going to kill him.
Rain pours from the sky and wind whips around her body as she walks. She feels like a hurricane. It’s an energy she’s always known, but she’s refused to allow herself any access to it. Using it will only open doors she can’t close. Embrace it, the voices say. This is you. This is what you are. Give into us, and we will make you strong. You are nothing without us.
Spawn comes into view. Shelby smiles, all dead eyes and sharp canines. This is her beginning.
or: a retelling of the great witch shelby's death and her way back home
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"I'll do it."
"Will you?"
He paused to take a steeling breath. "As long as you don't tell anybody about the rumour."
"I can't exactly promise that." Sausage said, smiling. He pocketed the vial and stood up. "How 'bout you stay here tonight? It's getting late." As if on cue, the sky overhead darkened with storm clouds. Scott scoffed under his breath. Just his luck.
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- Part 12 of The Divide
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Family dinner in Sanctuary.
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“Holding you until you fall asleep.” by SmallishNoodles (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Empires SMP
01 Jan 2024
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Sausage thought he looked adorable. This was the Joel only he got to see: the sweet, caring, adorable Joel that was hidden behind stupid jokes and his arrogant personality.
—“Yes Daddy! You have a smelly beard!”
Hermes stuck his tongue out at his dad and Joel practically ran into the room and picked the younger one up, taking it from his lovers arms.
(Was lovers the right word? Joel knew he loved Sausage, although he never knew if that love was reciprocated.)
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Joel and Sausage are co-parents to their kid, they stay in the same bed at night and practically live together (Stratos gets lonely Joel claims). However one night, Hermes wakes up from a nightmare and chaos, comfort and pining ensures. -
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Pixl is blind. This attracts the attention of a certain kid and his father.
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- Part 8 of Empires/Hemitcraft Oneshots
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Sausage worships three gods: Santa Perla, Bubs, and Joel. Why does Joel feel like Sausage doesn't see him?
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Step 3: Learn about your kid species by Daisalies
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Empires SMP
21 Aug 2023
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Having a shulker hybrid kid was hard, don't get him wrong. He loves Hermes, he is a sweet little boy that barely cries. He is a really calm baby which is great for him. But taking the shulker shells out of his knees? That was a nightmare, even Sausage tried to avoid it. He couldn't blame him, it was stressful even if it just happened twice a month. It meant risking to burn the bathroom, their clothes and their hands or other body parts.
aka
Lore dump
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- Part 3 of Joel's guide to be a villain parenting
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Sausage's perfect ending: in bed, surrounded by his family.
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- Part 18 of Empires SMP
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There are some things that everyone knows.
Like that Lizzie is a normal human.
That Katherine is just a princess.
That Joel is the god of thunder.
And that the mesa has always been empty.
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Sanctuary wasn’t safe anymore. Stratos wasn’t safe anymore. Nowhere was safe.
But the Sheriff was supposed to put the bad guys away right? And protect everyone? At least, that's what his toy said...