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Extra Scenes - Like a Deer in the Headlights by fynnfynnfynn
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
06 Sep 2025
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Oneshots and Additional scenes from the world of "Like a Deer in the Headlights" that either wouldn't make sense in the main story, or are from different perspectives.
(Will include backstories too :)
If there is anything from Like a Deer in the Headlights that you want to read more about (if it's directly mentioned or not) just leave a comment in either work in this series!
Please read tags for any content warning <3Thanks for all the love on Like a Deer in the Headlights ~ Fynn :)
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- Part 6 of Like a Deer in the Headlights
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The Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene by TheMendingBook
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
31 Jul 2025
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Just then, the tension holding him back snapped. Like a rubber band stretched, taught and then cut with scissors. And he was running, pushing his way through the crowd, desperately trying to reach Joel and the journalists.
‘sent to the BBZ just a minute ago-‘
‘-awaiting response from The Hero Committee.’
‘seems to depict a brutal scene-‘
“Zed,” Joel whispered, still looking as if he’d seen a ghost.
“What?” He asked, panting slightly.
Nobody answered.
“What?!”
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Tango gets taken hostage, and Zedaph… loses his shit.SEQUEL TO: ‘Ever thought of calling when you’ve had a few?’
Title from ‘The Angel of small death & the codeine scene’ by Hozier!
Chapter Titles from ‘The Fruits’ by Paris Paloma!Series
- Part 10 of My Zedango Fics!!!
- Part 5 of My Vigilante / Hero AUs!!!
- Part 2 of Prism Point AU!!!
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“Yeah?” Skizz hummed quietly, one of his hands making its way to thread through the curls at the nape of Zed’s neck. The touch was so achingly gentle, so Zed had to balance it out by butting harder. Skizz didn’t seem to mind anyway.
“Hey Bop,” Skizz murmured after standing there without pulling away for a long time. “Do ya think you could give me an age check?”
Oh. Zed hadn’t considered that, but now that Skizz had asked things were starting to make just a little more sense.
“I don’t know,” Zed replied quietly, matching each word with a butt of his head. “‘t’s all foggy and yucky.”
“But we do have a little Zeddle today?”
“Hmmm,” Zed hummed in agreement, burying his face into Skizz’s neck and staying there.
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- Part 2 of 🪶🌻🎭 anon works
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After Zedaph got kicked off of Hermitcraft two years ago the Hermits and many others were forced to Watch how a handful of Watchers became Watchers.
Now Tango's in the middle of a movie night with Impulse and Skizz and he gets a message from a very specific ringtone.
He trying so hard to prove he's trustworthy enough to be Zedaph's friend again.
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- Part 54 of Hermitcraft Fanfics
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Shearing wool by Captain_Blue for T0ta1N3cromanc3r239
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 May 2025
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Zed sucks in a pained breath as the electric shears he was using nick his skin below his wool, causing him to bleed.
The sheep hybrid turns off the clippers, grabbing the towel next to him, drying up the blood.
He grabs the small jar of styptic powder he keeps just for this, dabbing some of the yellow powder on the cut, putting pressure on it to stop the bleeding so he can get back to attempting to shear the wool off his legs.
Zed hates that he has to do this, frustrated tears slowly slide down his face.
Sometimes he wishes he was not a sheep hybrid, feeling envious of his friend who doesn't have wool.
The sheep hybrid sits on his bathroom floor, wool and wool shears on the tiled floor.
He is about to pick up the shears again when he hears the doorbell ring.
Zed sits there, terrified someone will find him.
He hates having to shear his wool and would hate someone to see him doing it.
But the sister fates must hate him because he hears a voice call out into his base, “Zed!” the voice calls, “It’s Tango, where are you at man?”
Or, Zed is having a hard time shearing his wool so Tango helps him
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- Part 20 of Blue's Hermit A Day May 2025
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A Watcher breaks into Hermitcraft to attempt to get Zedaph to return to the Watcher HQ. He refuses but the Watcher reveals that Zedaph is also a Watcher to the rest of the Hermits.
Some take it better than others, though who those are would surprise you.
They all come around eventually.
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Foolish One,
The day is gonna come for your confessions of love...Series
- Part 53 of Hermitcraft Fanfics
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I would burn the world to bring some heat to you by TheMendingBook
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 Mar 2025
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He grabbed onto a table to stabilise himself, knocking a small mountain of files careening to the floor. Zedaph gasped for breath, but the hilarity of his situation was so great, he couldn’t seem to stop himself from laughing. It was involuntary and almost painful, but he smiled through it nonetheless. Because he had to. Because if he didn’t- if he couldn’t, who would? He was completely alone in this mission, in this torture. A glitch that had nothing to do with him was now his sole responsibility. How fucking ridiculous was that?
His head hurt. Fuck, his head hurt. He was so tired, so so tired. Was everything usually this bright? Where was Tango- He needed-
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Tango doesn’t come back from his trip to space at the end of season eight, and Zedaph is given a chance to save him, (as well as the rest of the hermits) by travelling back in time.
He- doesn’t take it well.
(Title from Hymn to Virgil by Hozier)
ALSO: This is TECHNICALLY a continuation from my fic ‘Letters are written words are spoken’ but you don’t need to have read it to understand this :D
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- Part 6 of My Zedango Fics!!!
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Day 12 - Sheers
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Sheep need to be sheered every year, and Zed is tired of asking people for help. Tango and impulse get suspicious when their sheep friend doesn't ask.
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- Part 12 of Melting_Allium's Febuwhump 2025
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“…He doesn’t know.”
“What?!” She sat up straight in shock. “You have to tell him!”
“I- I can’t.” Zed rasped, leaning impossibly further into Gem’s kind arms.
“It’s killing you!” She cried, visibly distraught now.
“It’s not.” He insisted, attempting to pull away but hissing in pain and irritation as his body refused to follow.
“I’m dealing with it- I’ve dealt with it. This isn’t the first time.”
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Zedaph and Tango are soulmates who feel each others pain. Inconveniently, only one of them is aware of this.
Title from ‘Allies or Ememies’ by the Crane Wives
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- Part 4 of My Zedango Fics!!!
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Concern and confusion now weighed on the brow of the other man, who squinted as he surveyed the Blazeborn.
“You’re not my Tango.”
“Ngk- No. I’m not.” He spluttered in response, finally turning to face Zed.
His best friend stood completely still, staring at his doppelgänger, his eyes were narrowed with anger and he was troubling his bottom lip. Tango silently willed Zed to look at him so he could explain- elaborate, but he didn’t.
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A Zedaph from another universe comes through the rift and mistakes Tango for his husband. Strangely enough, this causes problems.
Title from ‘Locomotion Tango’ by Modern Talking
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- Part 3 of My Zedango Fics!!!
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Zedaph and TNT are a terrible combination.
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- Part 14 of Whumptober 2024
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MERMITCRAFT AS WARRIORS!!
little spin of from the fic the rise of the parrot written by my partner.I got too silly and wrote this.
PLEASE READ THE NOTES FOR CLAN CATS NAMES-Series
- Part 1 of In depth Characterer dive/bonus stories.
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Feed the Flame by NekoDere07
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
13 Jul 2024
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Android GN200, also known as Tango, serves its purpose as Zedaph's personal assistant android despite being a formerly Garrison-type model. From shopping groceries to cooking meals without issues, Tango becomes a Jack-of-all-trades-type and does its job properly in order to help its hybrid.
With overwork rendering Zedaph sick for a few days, it receives a lot of errors and problems in its programming, making it question whether it should allow the corrupt workplace to slowly put an end to the redstoner’s life if this overwork continues, or it can do something about it.
Even if he has to break free from Zedaph’s order to ś̵͇̋̏̕t̶͚͓̖̾ay ̷̡͉̗͈̽͆͛̿i̸̡͈̼͊͑͝n thẻ̷̖̣̑̓́ ̸̯͔̼̀h̵̲͕̼͛̉oû̷̮͍͒̌̾s̵͙̞̔͆̈́̈́e̷̯̮̊.̵̘͈̩͈̔
OR// Tango’s journey of becoming a deviant.
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- Part 15 of NekoDere07 Cinematic Multiverse (NDCM)
- Part 5 of ND07's TWB MCC Event 2023 Fics Collection
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Zedaph, Impulse, Skizz, and Tango meet up every two weeks to have sex(No actual smut, it's just mentioned) and Zedaph was starting to feel used from the fact that the others don't stick around to cuddle or for aftercare.
Zedaph knew they didn't mean to make him feel that way, but it still hurt. -
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Team ZIT was just raiding a mansion. So simple, totally not dangerous at all. They even had a little camp set up outside the mansion. The three stuck together. They all had each other's backs. They were smart with what they were doing. It was so simple. Until it wasn’t.
Title from the song Breathe from In The Heights!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 910
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 25
- Hits:
- 195
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Tango, Impulse, Zedaph and Skizz are kidnapped by a group trying to learn about respawning, and how that affects a player's code. They do this by forcing the group through painful respawns to learn the limits of this ability.
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Dead Man's worth by VoidishHex (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Sep 2023
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Zedaph was living a life far away from civilization.
How could he have expected bounty hunters showing up at his doorstep?
Dying wasn't planned at all for him.
But who is he to battle his fate?
So there he is laying on the grass, dying.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 884
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 17
- Hits:
- 150
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Tango is on a simple rescue mission in an Imperial base when he stumbles across a Jedi being held prisoner there. A daring, barely described rescue later, he's deep in the cobwebs of an ancient tradition and getting ready to end the Empire's tyranny or die trying (he'd prefer the not-dying option, to be perfectly honest).
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I threw a lightsaber, the Force, and a sarcastic Jedi Master at Tango of the Tek variety. What could go wrong?
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- Part 4 of I needed to dump these ideas somewhere
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Don't Go Pretending You're Okay When You're Not by Huntress8611
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Oct 2022
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Zedaph makes the very bad decision to not ask for help with an injury and he suffers the consequences, but at least he has his best friends there with him.
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- Part 4 of Whumptober 2022
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They could easily step in and help Zed. Just if they were needed. Most of the time, they were fine. Most of the time, they didn’t need to step in. Most of the time, Zedaph was perfectly, perfectly fine.
As soon as Tango saw Zedaph slap a hand over his neck, though, he immediately knew that this was not “most of the time”.
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Day Seven of Hermitober, inspired by the prompt “helplessness/numbness/blindness”.Series
- Part 26 of Autumn of Whump