13 Works in Inaccurate Satanism
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MASSIVE EXPLOSION QUEST by stickthelanding57
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions, Archie Comics & Related Fandoms, Warriors - Erin Hunter, Kevin Spencer (Cartoon), ベイブレードバースト | Beyblade Burst (Anime), Check Please! (Webcomic), Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019), Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game), Christian Bible, Among Us (Video Game)
22 Sep 2025
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Jughead Jones recruits fictional characters from nine other stories on his quest to destroy the center of the multiverse. Little does everyone know, Jughead has a secret motive for this insane act.
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- Part 5 of Crackfics
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In the city of Hokkaido, a series of brutal murders of teenage boys from 13 to 17 years old occurs. Detectives Monkey D. Dragon, Figarland Shanks and Senior Inspector Tritoma begin to investigate this case. Meanwhile, 15-year-old Luffy, Dragon's son, is in danger of becoming a victim of a cruel murderer
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The Quest for Omni-Man’s Third Asscheek by Pallateableshrimp69
Fandoms: Radiohead (Band), Doctor Who (2005), PAW Patrol, Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Alien Stage (Web Series), KPop Demon Hunters (2025), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), Christianity - Fandom
31 Aug 2025
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G-guys 😣 this is my FIRST fanfic!!!! I’m so scared 😱 please be nice to me 🥰
Ts is satire guys don’t ban my account
TWO PEOPLE ARE WRITING THIS STORY WITH VERY DIFFERENT STYLES!! THE PLOT WILL BE INCONSISTENT
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After attending a Ghost ritual, baby satanist Alexandra somehow manages to accidentally summon a ghoul in her bedroom? We'll have to see how that goes for her, I suppose.
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A Sister of Sin has risen within the Ministry. Well respected and admired among the believers for her witchcraft and work with Lilith: The Mother of Demons, she becomes a favored sinner of Sister Imperator. After which she finds herself gaining more responsibilities as well as the attention of a certain Cardinal.
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Lost toys can be a blessing. He found her abandoned in the decrepit shell of her doll house; obscured in thin layers of gauzy cobwebs and dust, sitting on the swan shaped bench of a long-abandoned carousel.
This lost little clown; her painted face cracked and marble eyes dull.
He took her home, gave her a new name, and a new game to play. -
With Love, From: Hell by BadBatzu
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band), Stray Kids (Band), KATSEYE (Band), 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Original Work
28 Jun 2025
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Choi Soobin sempre foi um garoto solitário, não importava onde estivesse, ele sempre estaria sozinho. Durante uma noite um pouco agitada, acaba no lugar errado e deseja ter uma companhia para vida, o fazendo concretizar um pacto que sequer sabia ter começado. O succubus Yeonjun, que se considerava aposentado do mundo humano, é invocado para satisfazer o desejo de Soobin.
O que não contava era de que seu novo “mestre” era assexual. E sendo incapaz de sentir atração sexual por si, não poderia retornar para o inferno, a menos que achasse outra saída do mundo humano.
Compadecido pela solidão do outro, decide por realizar o desejo dele antes de retornar.
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Father Primo Emeritus, having faked his death for the Ghost project, has spent the past several years as the head of a tiny Satanic church in a crumbling small town. A former resident of that town approaches him with an offer: human sacrifice to try to fix a few things in the world. As a bonus, with such a sacrifice, he could ask Satan to make his own world a little less lonely in his last few years.
Primo doesn't have any problem with human sacrifice. But as he coaches Eden towards the ritual, he does find himself reluctant for other reasons. But there are many ways to take a life...
Sacrifice-to-lovers (let's make this a thing Ghost fandom) involving slightly dubiously consensual D/s, kinky sex, a risotto-cooking ghoul, family of origin versus family of choice, and how no matter where you go you can't escape yourself—but sometimes, if you're lucky, you can find someone to love you exactly where you are.
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- Part 1 of Life After Life
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“My brother, I would never do such a thing. Your judgement is clouded by fear.”
“Now you call me weak?”
“No… of course not. I’m telling you I see you, I feel your emotions, I do.”
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After a childhood of misplaced faith and fateful encounters with a church that goes against everything you were taught, you explore what it means to truly sin.
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blessed are the words of the blasphemer by con_fection
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2021
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Saint Philomena's School for Girls is a hellish place to be. Mother Dolores, the headmistress and head of the convent attached to the school, invokes nothing but terror in her students. Hermione Granger does her best to survive given the conditions.
Then, Father Tom arrives to guide the flock, all neat smiles and crooning words as he leads lambs to the slaughterhouse. He unsettles her. She intrigues him.
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When you accompany your friend to a black mass at the Church of Satan. You pick the wrong time and place to let him in on the fact that you’re a virgin, garnering the attention of the ‘chosen one’ himself.