13 Works in Inappropriate Use of Communication Arrays (Tian Guan Ci Fu)

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    "I would be happy to show gege, if he wanted."

    Xie Lian stills completely; only his heart is pounding wildly.

    "Does gege want to?" Hua Cheng's voice is so low, it feels almost like a hoarse whisper in his ear.

    Never before has Xie Lian been so keenly aware of how well the deep timbre translates to talking over the communication array.

    His left hand is slowly trailing over his chest once more, etching closer to his nipple. He gently brushes over it.

    "Yes, please," Xie Lian whisper-sighs without thinking.

    A stray butterfly finds its way into Puqi Shrine, resulting in an unexpected but intense exchange between Xie Lian and his newfound friend Hua Cheng.

    In other words, it's communication array "phone sex" with the added bonus of transferring Hua Cheng's physical sensations to Xie Lian.

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    “Ah, Yin Yu. Sorry if I disturbed you…”

    Yin Yu shook his head. “It’s alright. Is there something I can do for you?”

    “It’s kind of silly,” Xie Lian said, ducking his head and scratching the back of his neck self-consciously.

    “What is it?” Yin Yu asked.

    “It’s just… San Lang’s business is keeping him away tonight, and I… I don’t really like sleeping alone.”

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    Let it be known that Quan Yizhen did NOT gift this doll for nefarious reasons. The original intent was pure. To get more snuggles and head pats from shixiong. Quan Yizhen remembers that the artisan was surprised that he was having this doll made of himself. “Usually, customers request that I create the form of their victim.” she laughed ghoulishly as Quan Yizhen handed her a small pouch of his own hair to use for the enchantment. Hua Chengzhu had told him that this ghost could be trusted, which is good, because hair from a powerful god contains high amounts of spiritual energy, and could be used for wicked deeds.

    Now, Quan Yizhen’s eyes have been opened to an endless world of possibilities. If it truly was that each place touched on the doll could trigger the same sensation on his own body. What would happen if shixiong were to touch the doll… down there… and what would happen if shixiong were to open the lips that were on him and use his tongue?

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    Quan Yizhen gifts Yin Yu a doll spiritually linked to his bodily sensations, and they use it for freaky purposes

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    “My women?” Feng Xin narrowed his eyes. “What are you talking about?”
    “You know.” Feng Xin thought he heard something, sound leaking through the communication array. “The women that — ah! — take your dick.”
    Feng Xin’s brain screeched to a halt. “Mu Qing. If this is another jab at my dick size, I swear to Heavens I’ll disconnect and never answer to you ever ag—“
    “Shit! No, no, don’t. Talking to you is actually helping.” He sounded strained even through mental communication. “You must know. Do you hurt them?”
    “Mu Qing, is something wrong?” He frowned, confused. “You sound weird.”
    “Hah. Yes, yes. I need your help.” A groan. “I need you to tell me how they do it.”
    “How who does what? Mu Qing—“
    “How the women take your cock.”

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    Or: the one where Mu Qing gets a replica of Ju Yang stuck inside his ass, and calls Feng Xin for help. Shenanigans ensue.

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    That might have stayed a joke only made because of their drunken state if not for the fact that the following day, still euphoric and not in their right mind, they found themselves in a particular sculptor’s shop, a woman famous for levigated jade sculptures. The woman produced artefacts that she advertised as “for the health of the body and mind”. In a certain sense, she was right.
    It might have stayed a joke if it wasn’t for the fact that, one week later, Mu Qing found himself going on a mission in the Mortal Realm with a jade phallus in his bag.

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    Written for FengQing Week 2023, Day 1: Games & Roleplaying

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    Avrebbe potuto rimanere uno scherzo detto per l’ubriachezza se non fosse per il fatto che il giorno dopo, ancora euforici e non del tutto in sé, si erano ritrovati da una particolare scultrice specializzata nella levigazione della giada. Una donna che produceva oggetti che lei definiva “per il benessere della mente e del corpo”. In un certo senso aveva ragione.
    Avrebbe potuto rimanere uno scherzo se non fosse che, una settimana dopo, Mu Qing si era ritrovato ad andare in missione nel mondo mortale con un fallo di giada nella bisaccia.

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    Scritta per FengQing Week 2023, Giorno 1: Games & Roleplaying

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    Liu Qingge is another meeting that lasts way too long and Shen Yuan is starting to get impatient.

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    Mu Qing asks Feng Xin for a favour, they pine.

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    One of Shang Qinghua's innumerable stupidly-named plants lands Shen Qingqiu with a baby, and he tries to make it through the pregnancy without killing Airplane-bro once and for all. Along the way, he finds that pregnancy isn't so bad, when he's got Liu Qingge beside him.

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    Yin Yu is struck with an aphrodisiac while completing a mission for Hua Cheng. He tries to hide it, convinced he can hold out until it fades, but a certain wild-haired martial god knows there's something up--and he's not letting Yin Yu hide from him anymore.

     

    or local ghost gets whacked with sex pollen and he and his boyfriend fuck nasty, discover they have feelings

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    Hua Cheng decides to spice up Xie Lian's dreary meeting in the Heavens by a mischievous call in their private communication array.
    As soon as he is back home, Xie Lian ends up returning the favour by spicing up their intimate reunion in their private chambers.

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    Hua Cheng desperately wants to kill this monster so he can return home to his husband. If only said husband would stop distracting him on this mission.

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    The first time Hua Cheng took Xie Lian to bed was perfect. Now Xie Lian just had to figure out how to make it happen again, despite everyone and everything getting in their way.

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