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The Dersite royal family are famed for their powerful magic, but Prince Dave does not have any. Prospit is an insular nation who believes magic to be inherently corrupting and wicked, and yet Princess Jade has magic flowing through her veins. When their marriage is arranged to end a centuries-long war, they have a lot to figure out.
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The wind is howling, the dark clouds block out the sunlight. Today, the 13th of April, a terrible storm will hit Earth C. Today, bonds will be tested and walls will be broken. There will be wind and rain, tears and blood, fire and lightning, love and hate. Today will be a day of chaos, because...
The roses are fighting!!!!
(Ignore the chapter count, there's only really 4. The last one is just divided up into 14 or so parts, most of the parts being less than 1000 words)
CREDIT TO @wovenstarlight FOR CREATING THE EXTENDED HOMESTUCK WORK SKIN
https://gist.github.com/wovenstarlight/5d35c234bd85b7cd9381fc92e641a06dSeries
- Part 7 of Mirage Unto Herself
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Znikąd nic nie rozumiesz. Gdzie jesteś? Co to wogóle było?
Pięknie, ktoś ci zawraca dupę. Nie masz teraz ochoty na trollowanko.NI z gruchy, ni z pietruchy miałam pomysł by zrobić PL wersje dwóch pesterlogów które są po jednej z moich ulubionych flash scenek. Tylko taką kontrybucje mogę dać temu fandomowi gdyż dopiero co doczytałam się do act 6 intermission 2 ;w; (+ kocham robić PL-ENG tłumaczenia)
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RGB takes care of 4 children who was about to do universe destroying shit; while that didn’t happened— the outcome was something of a worse fate than death.
[EDITING IN PROGRESS]
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Your name is Jade Egbert, and today is your 13th birthday! Coincidentally, it is also the day that everything in your life will change.
(In which the guardians of the beta kids are swapped)
Original AU and art by @ithinkdogshouldvote on tumblr! Check them out!
Edit 4/19/25: this fic is pretty much discontinued. still feel free to read it tho, its not going anywhere.
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After Dave and Jade's wedding, Commander Karkat goes through the slippery slope of drunken nostalgia.
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Dave remembers some pretty shitty advice from his bro and is stupid enough to try it out on his good ol roommate Karkat...
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There is something wrong.
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Jade & Jadesprite talk to people with the goggles Jade found randomly lying in the snow.
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- Part 2 of Switched
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- 669
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Do you have to let it linger? by parrotintexas
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Homestuck
13 Dec 2023
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A Homestuck/Hunger Games crossover!!
John and Jade are from District 9, a 13 and a 17 year old, that are reaped into the hunger games. Who will survive, who will fall, and who will the real winners be?
(Irregular updates :3)
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A chatfic for homestuck, they're back at it again chatting online yeah, I may or may not give this thing a plot but until I figure that out its going to be random interactions over text
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All three of them sat down and Roxy explained. The end of the world was soon, and not because of y2k. Jade was destined to make a new universe. Theoretically, they could just offer her up to the system and wait out the apocalypse. Theoretically, Joey and Jude wouldn’t have to enter the medium at all. But then they’d be just as bad as their father.
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An alternate universe where Jade was raised by Joey and Jude.
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The game ends.
Jade wakes up on an island alone, with powers that don't want to work with her, and more time then she knows what to do with.
Life, despite everything, continues on.Series
- Part 1 of World Ender
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Karkat Vantas is a normal kid. He's got a dad who loves him, a shitty old house in a small, rural Texan town, friends, dreams, chronic insomnia, and the worst set of classmates that he could ever have not wanted.
He goes to school, spends time with friends, does his homework. He gets hurt. He has fun. He grows up. He has a life, just like anybody. And life is boring, isn't it?
Well, that's the thing.
It never is.
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While out drinking with Karkat, Jade has a narcoleptic attack. Shenanigans ensue.
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It smells amazing and looks extremely cozy, the kind of organized messiness that minimalists would sneer at, and it’s something you’d only ever dream of living in. And it’s not your apartment.
It’s not your apartment.
[currently discontinued]
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Karkat's comfortable suburban home was nothing particularly interesting - it was, perhaps in all ways necessary, the definition of "tepid" when applied to an architectural construct. It had a number of walls, with which warm air was contained in the winter on days like today, and it had a roof, which usually prevented water from leaking in, and it had computers, three total, with which the house's inhabitants completed tasks and performed the routines of their daily lives. A cantankerous father who frequently got angry at sportsball and his fantasy teams, the fairly obnoxious college student who thankfully remained shut away in his bedroom for the duration of the visit, and Karkat, who was Karkat.
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The epilogues were just...real bad. This is me blatantly ignoring canon and substituting my own.
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Earth C is full of promise and she cannot wait to make the most of it. There are babies to alchemize, deep space voyages to forget and boys to kiss. As she and Karkat stand in front of an endless ocean, Jade hopes he wants to as well.
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Cherub Venom by Classpectanon
Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018), Venom (Comics), Homestuck, Marvel
28 Apr 2020
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He could hear the smarmy smirk in his head. The gnashing, short-toothed grin. He could feel her phalanges wiggling around underneath his skin, just itching to burst through the pores. "Terezi. Whatever weird alien games you're playing with this Hannibal Lecter motherfucker, I want nothing to do with them."
"Don't you care about saving human lives, human coolkid?"
Dave flopped onto his bed, grabbing his laptop against a struggling arm. "Not particularly. I care about fresh jams, sick rhymes, and hot beats. You're the police dog around here." He replied, trying to open his laptop and failing. "And I don't know if you noticed but I never filled out my adoption papers. I haven't went through handler training and frankly I don't think you've ever been to pooch school."
"Are you saying you'd like to domesticate me, coolkid? How salacious. We're afraid if you're looking to betroth us you'll require permission from our spawnsire, who is still on our homeworld. And we are afraid we cannot leave this place until Vriska and Karkat are apprehended."
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Homestuck X Venom. Does not necessarily adhere to the canon of each.
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"Ils entrèrent dans la grotte, et la jeune fille eut le souffle coupé devant ce qu'elle voyait. Les parois de la cave avaient été creusées pour contenir douze sculptures : les douze signes des trolls."
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