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    Clark Kent, Smallville’s golden boy, is spiraling over his crush on Lana Lang, terrified of botching his first kiss. He relentlessly unloads his teenage angst on Beth, his lifelong best friend and neighbor, until she, half-exasperated, half-curious, pitches a daring fix: she’ll teach him how to kiss. What starts as an awkward lesson quickly ignites into a high-stakes dance of raw desire, with hormones raging and a palpable sexual tension. Stolen glances and tentative touches blur the line between friendship and forbidden longing, as Beth battles to keep her own feelings locked away and Clark, blinded by his obsession with Lana, misses the fire simmering right in front of him. A tale of suppressed desire, nervous laughter, and the razor-thin edge between loyalty and something too dangerous to name.

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    “Stop playing, Jackie” Shauna uttered getting closer “You either want it or you don’t”.

    Jackie by instincts got closer as well.

    “I think” she let her head reach for Shauna’s who was too lost looking at the woman’s mouth to see the glimpse of green eyes staring right into her soul.

    No glasses in the way

    “As I was saying” she let her get this little reward and brushed just the tip of her lips on Shauna’s “I think we're better of as great pals”.

    With that she closed the distance between them and touched Shipman’s lips with hers.

     

    or, Shauna Shipman is the billionaire under a dark bat-like cloak and Jackie Taylor is an alien that is still trying to find her purpose in this messy planet called Earth.

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    Cuando un alfa intenta amenazar a otro suelta sus fenómenos hasta que el más débil no soporte el asco y sea sometido, pero, ¿qué pasa cuando haces eso con un omega? Clark supo la respuesta en el instante que creyó estar amenazando a su archienemigo "alfa" quién extrañamente entró en celo.

    //pequeño one shot omegaverse Basado en la película Superman 2025

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    After Lex kills Malik, Clark is terrified of who he might hurt next. Little does he know, his captor has decided to try out much darker, unthinkable methods of extracting the truth.

    Set during Clark's confinement in Lex's pocket universe.

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    Movie Lex and Smallville Lex swap places after the events of Superman 2025.

     

    The man laughed. “The name’s Clark. Clark Kent. How about yours?”

    Immediate alarm bells rang in Lex’s head. Clark Kent? The reporter? He was extremely familiar with him, having looked into him for Superman annihilating reasons. He looked nothing like this man- the only similarities being their hulking size and prominent dimples. From Lex’s research, the Kent he knew lives in Metropolis. His eyes narrowed slightly. He didn’t know he was Lex Luthor.

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    Lex Luthor uses his newest toy to blow off some steam.

    Exactly what it says on the tin.

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    One year ago, the metahuman Clark Kent introduced himself to the public as Superman.

    One year ago, Lex Luthor found a new ambition: to eliminate Superman.

    One hour ago, Lex Luthor's team discovered a foreign mineral growing in the pocket universe that resembles kryptonite in almost every way.

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    Every single mark that the alien made is a testament to his loss of control.

    Finding out Superman was potentially an Alpha simply gave Lex the omega another weapon to use. The question is how to best turn it to his advantage.

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    Danny's life went downhill after Dan revealed his identity to the whole world. With basically no will to keep going he decided he should fight Pariah Dark again in a last ditch effort in to both release his anger and go out in style. There ended up being a change in plans. A little care here, a lot of drama there and now Danny is traveling the country with Pariah in a whole new dimension that is not his.

    Now that is somewhat the plot but I can't do summaries oops

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    A year after Weirdmageddon, Gravity falls has a visitor who might use the town to his advantage.

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    Clark has been kidnapped! Bruce must find his pregnant husband....but who has him?!

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    "Clark." Lex drawled, breaking the silence. "To what do I owe the pleasure?"

    The way Lex said it, so sarcastic and cold and insincere, made Clark freeze and, for the first time, actually start to rethink this ridiculous plan of his. The contrast of the way he said those few words now versus how he had said them a hundred times before, as if Clark were a treasure and the genius, rich, billionaire was in awe of being in his presence (the presence of a simple farm boy redneck high schooler) gnawed at Clark's heart.

    "I know we've grown apart. I know you hate me for lying to you. I know you know I resent you for lying right back." Clark started. He paused, waiting for Lex to cut in with a hasty correction, ("I would never lie to you, Clark.") but when nothing came, and Lex was just staring at him with mild interest and his head propped up on his hand, Clark felt a bubble of guilt spawn in his gut for immediately assuming Lex would combat him. "But I'm here to tell you the truth. I'm here to make it right."

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    Clark tells Lex everything, starting with his secret alien biology and ending with his hopeless crush on him.

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    A good man wakes up as Earth-12’s Lex Luthor. He’s a multi-quintillionaire genius and decides to become a hero using Iron Man-level tech, immune to mind control. He solves world hunger with Poison Ivy’s help, builds an Arc Reactor for clean energy, and cures his newly acquired harem of super-villainesses (Mercy Graves, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Killer Frost, Cheetah, Livewire, Star Sapphire (Carol Ferris), Golden Glider, Roxy Rocket, Plastique, Giganta, Volcana, Silver Banshee, Queen Bee, Silver Swan, Tigress (Paula Crock), and White Rabbit), who are all loyal and pregnant. He even allows Batman to “steal” his future vision recordings to warn the Justice League of potential threats.

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    Before Superman, before they became archenemies, Clark Kent and Lex Luthor were very close friends in high school trying to navigate their last two years. What caused them to fall apart?

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    Lex has run his mouth about Superman's hidden evil motives one too many times, and he's now been put on a probation period with the following terms: improve his public image - which is now starting to tank LuthorCorp's as well - in the next 12 months, or he'll be fired as LuthorCorp's CEO. After much rage and a couple tantrums, he eventually devises a plan. He will recruit his executive assistant, Clark Kent, as his fake partner in a PR relationship, to distract the media from his Superman-related ramblings. It's completely foolproof, and he's certain it will be a success (as his plans usually are).

    One lie (his secret superhero alter ego, Superman) is fine for Clark to keep up with. Two lies (being Lex Luthor's fake partner) gets tricky. Three lies (hiding the fact that he is Superman from Lex, his fake partner)? Clark is completely over his head.

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    Un reportero común y corriente, y su compañero, Clark Kent, aceptan cubrir un reportaje especial dedicado a Lex Luthor, en el último día de la MalCon en su base lunar. Lo que pintó como un día de trabajo promedio, acabó en un enfrentamiento encarnizado y el trauma garantizado de nuestro pobre narrador.

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    It was an impressive collection, one that put into scope just how much merch had been created around Superman in the three years since his debut. The merchandise ranged from run of the mill action figures and plushies to novelty items like alarm clocks and table lamps. Wherever it existed, official or not, Lex had it.

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    Lex collects every piece of Superman merch possible, but still wants more.

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    When your number one fan on Instagram begged you to make her something, you couldn't refuse. What was supposed to be a one-time baking commission landed you a gig as Lex Luthor's private chef. What you don't know is that your hiring was just a front for something darker. A ploy for two of the most obsessive people you've ever met to drag you closer and closer. You don't know it yet, but you're in a relationship with both of them and if you start to stray...

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    Clark has a different secret awaiting discovery in Antarctica:

    It isn't just that he won't hurt others (like Lex Luthor) if not attacked first. It's that he can't.

    Kryptonians come in different breeds. Clark is literately a golden retriever (or golden retriever/collie mix) in human form.

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    “Can I paint his nails?”

    Lex blinked, taken aback. “What?”

    “I said, can I paint his nails?” she repeated calmly. “Something simple. Black maybe. He likes black.”

    Lex pressed the heel of his palm to his temple. “Eve. He wears full tactical armor. He has gauntlets reinforced with alloy plating that can crack a battleship. He is not going to be admiring his cuticles.”

    “But I will,” Eve said, with a little shrug, dipping her fingers into a small makeup pouch she’d hidden in her lab coat. “It helps me focus. And he'll sit still for it.”

    Or: Ultraman makes a friend.

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