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In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Oct 2025
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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A life steeped in blood and wicked monsters was all Karkat Vantas had come to know. He played menial office worker by day. Well, as menial as sampling demonic blood and dirt samples can be and by night he did field work. Karkat only took up this life out of the need to eat and provide for himself. Having lived on the streets shortly after growing too old for being a ward of the state he was left to fend for himself. Which, he did. He cared this bloody life for himself, rather he enjoyed it or not. That is, until one strange demon comes knocking at his door.
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Karkat is His Excellency’s precious lil’ pale prize, a fact that Karkat doesn’t grok but is fully milking. Mostly for Dirk’s benefit. The hierarchy is that Karkat is the clown’s favorite trinket, and Dirk is Karkat’s unruly pet. Karkat paps them both, in two different ways. It is situational intimacy, also in two different ways. It’s not Dirk’s to say if Karkat’s being troll-exploited here or not (yes), but the Highblood clearly doesn’t want him over a pail.
It's different with Dirk.
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Side-Stories, Back-Stories, fragments and exposition for the grand-scale clown epic, Price of Forgiveness. More tags, pairings, warnings etc. to be added as the story progresses.
XV: INTERMISSION: I Can Take It [So Can He] ((T+))
The Grand Highblood has a matesprit.
It’s not like you had a chance with him anyhow, dumbass little 14-sweep-old Gamzee Makara, with the shit about the sopor on your record and no title or great renown on your name. But even if you were the greatest and highest, you know still he’d look on brother Stædfast greater and higher yet.Series
- Part 2 of Price of Forgiveness
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You saw him flying above you, burning bright and blasphemous, and it filled you with blackest need. Once sated, you should have squashed him like the bug he is, torn his wings and extinguished his flame.
Your name is The Grand Highblood, and your pitch-fling with the mutant shitblood should have been a one time thing.
Instead, you found a match and equal.
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The world demands change. Equius stays the same.
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After a tense rebellion meeting, the warehouse empties except for two central figures: the Signless, a small revolutionary advocating for equality, and the Grand Highblood, a massive enforcer of the oppressive system. Despite their societal roles as mortal enemies, a powerful, forbidden attraction simmers between them, built over past encounters that mixed violence, desire, and reluctant intimacy.
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In a universe where Gamzee was raised in the church as the heir to the Grand, and no game came to pass- where adults never left Alternia, Feferi still has to fight her ancestor, but Gamzee has a proposition.
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Alternia, circa 17BE, just outside Spineridge. As the Orcinic Cult, and the Orphaners they worship, gain traction within Alternia's Tidal Councils, the Mercantile Lords of the southern seas scramble to keep hold of their waning power. The Orphaner Corps has sustained a crippling loss in the form of the death of one Ashera Bilari, the next in line for the position of Orphaner. The remaining members of the Corps, Orphaners Sarsha "Shapelie" Ceatea and Siteka "Glassjaw" Godjra, alongside Siteka's apprentice Saturn, head towards their funerary grounds to preform last rites.
Only Saturn will leave alive. -
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The Disciple was once The Assassin, a hunter sent by the Grand Highblood to cull any and all defectors of the hemo-spectrum. Then, The Signless let her stay the night. What the fuck is the feeling festering in her thinkpan, and why doesn't she want it dead?
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- Part 1 of Ballad of the Ancestors
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When the circus comes to visit Newark city, Sollux is made to take his older brother Mituna out to see the Dark Carnival. However, the Captors get more than they bargained for when Mituna goes missing after the show. Makaras x Captors. Mature rating for: Drug use, Domestic violence, Murder and Smut.
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I am angry
Because I forgive you
I may be the biggest fucking fool on Alternia
But when I close my eyes
I see a world where we all work together
And it's so fucking...
Beautiful
((The Sufferer's Final Sermon.))(I have given up at making good Summaries but this story will be the first part of a series I am planning on making.)
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- Part 1 of Heroes of a Broken Timeline
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Uhh homestuck/humanstuck but the hemospectrum is how rich they are going from rust up to fuchsia. They're dumb kids with stupid antics. Will be updated. First 15 chapters are descriptions because I can't be bothered to draw them. Will add loads more
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More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.
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- Part 1 of Childstuck
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You just curl up and shiver once he’s gone, just imagining again how big and rough his hands are, what he could do to you, what he did do to you--with just a twitch of his hand he broke your bones, when you can barely get your own claws to pierce your own skin. He could hurt you, really hurt you, not just raise stinging purple welts on your skin and bite not quite hard enough to satisfy. Big as he is, he could crumple you up like a broken puppet and hurt you until you saw gods.
He could ruin you.
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A kink meme fill for consensual sadomasochistic/BDSM GamKur that grew massively out of hand. Now with plot, and xenosociology, and paler flavors of porn, and more clown church than you can shake a stick at.Series
- Part 1 of Price of Forgiveness
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At Imperium Inc., some of the upper management take their jobs more seriously than others.
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Anthology of the Signless, Disciple and Psiioniic as they navigate life and qudrants.
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Kurloz Makara is young, secretive, and incredibly unwell about The Grand Highblood. Said Grand Highblood is a little stupid about him in return. When it comes to light that both of them are built wrong in ways that happen to fit together how will they deal? What cost will they pay?
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mituna has a sleepover at kurloz's house and ends up with his face buried between his best friends thighs while his friend's dad fucks his ass.
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Exploring the origins of the empire, and in particular following the Grand Highblood as a young troll. I have a lot of headcanons for things and I wanted to actually get them written down :) I've already got chapter two mostly written and chapter three outlined, so stay tuned