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All they had to do was make it 791 days apart. Just a single a sweep. Then, Karkat would be done serving in the Alternian Peace Coalition, and get a full ride to any university of his choosing. The thing is, would he be able to last that long without Dave? And how would Dave last without him? Only time will tell.
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- Part 6 of Davekat Week 2025
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Slowly, Dave and Jade begin to recover from the loss of their daughter.
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Space travel is hard enough without factoring in what evils lurk between the stars. Leading a ship is hard enough without everything starting to go wrong.
And why do the lights keep flickering in electrical?
Pretty sus, right?
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Dave and Jade have rekindled their relationship after years apart, but being together isn't as easy as it used to be in high school. Dave has his kid, Jade has her job, and it's hard to find time to be together for some needed alone time.
They're going to make this work, though. They have to.
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- Part 7 of Taking It Day by Day
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My works for davekat week 2025 :D i love these two. Here are all the days and their most applicable tags
Day 1: Decade (In Which A Bespectacled Human Experiences An Autistic Meltdown And Has No Idea What Is Going On, Which Leads To The Meltdown Getting Worse); Autistic Dave Strider, Earth C
Day 2: Throwback (Yeah The Gay Sex Is Cool But When Do I Get To See The Horse Again); Wild West, No Sburb
Day 3: Domestic (Somnambulism); Sleepwalking, EarthC
Day 4: Free day (Frog Retcon) Frogs, Earth C, Hospital
Day 5: Wild (The NSFW One); Weed, Porn, Spanking, Earth C, (litterally any of the tags that seem nsfw apply to this chapter and this chapter alone)
Day 7: Reunion (So If You're Lonely); Take Me Out (Franz Ferdinand), War, Songfic, Snipers, No Sburb
Day 6: Parting (You Know I'm Here Waiting For You); Take Me Out (Franz Ferdinand), War, Songfic, No Sburb, Disabled Character -
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"Karkat. Kat. My main dude."
"…Yes?"
"Are you home? Can you come over? I think I need—" You hear a crash, as if Dave just dropped the phone? He says something else that you don't catch before you hear some shuffling and he seemingly picks the phone back up. "I need an adult."
"You are an adult, but okay."
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- Part 5 of Davekat Week 2025
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Officially, the tealblood Terezi Pyrope died in a tragic accident involving her kismesis and a conveniently placed noose. A loss to the empire, for sure, but you were never chilly enough to justify more than a slap on a clown’s wrist.
By your estimation, you’d be missed by your nubby flushcrush, a panbroken Helmsman, and even the clown, if only for the lack of a punching bag. (Vriska excluded, because she’d never let you do anything fun without her—not even dying.)
BLACK BOX TRANZLATED. ANNOTATED R. LALONDE, PhD.
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Dave gets sent to get some pickles from the basement John follows him. One of em gets drunk.
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You watch as a blonde human woman walks past the shop, going out of sight for a brief moment before she immediately doubles back and comes into view again. She pauses outside the window, as if considering something. You note that, despite it being completely overcast today, she is wearing dark sunglasses. She also looks kind of familiar? You can't quite place her, though.
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- Part 4 of Davekat Week 2025
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The world keeps turning despite what you might think.
Family is what you make it. Whether you're a Strider, a Lalonde, an Egbert, or an English. The best thing about being Dave is that your family is always there when you need them, even if that extended and found family does include all your friends.
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- Part 10 of Perfect Little Freaks
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Dirk and Jake have been boyfriends for quite the while now. Very graciously and beautifully in love.
Dirk, for some unexplained reason, has refused to let Jake formally meet his younger brother Dave. So, naturally, Jake takes that into his own hands.
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The last thing you remember, you were sitting on John's shitty sofa.
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- Part 2 of Davekat Week 2025
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Dave Strider and John Egbert have a bet going on - who can get the most YouTube views on a single video in a week? John decides to go for something simple, a video essay on one of his favorite movies. Dave, on the other hand, decides to commit to the totally ironic bit of becoming a YouTube idol, complete with glittery makeup and cutesy dances. He adopts the moniker of "Dame Dawn, Knight of Time-themed idol" for the bit. He's really gotta sell it if he wants to win his bet, you know?
Unfortunately for him, his career takes off in record time and he has to contend with all the trials that comes with. Conventions, concerts, interviews, the whole nine yards.
Double unfortunately for him, he has to confront how ironic it actually is that he's a full time idol — and, more importantly, full time girl — now.
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Love was never spoken in the Strider apartment. It lived in the silence: an arm draped heavy across his shoulders, a hand steadying him at the turntables, a presence that never left but never drew closer either. Bro was distant, unreachable and downright mythical, and when Dave finally found a way to close that distance, how could he not want it?
6 months ago, Bro drove cross-state to help move Dave into his new dorm room. They parted with a (not-so-sibling-appropriate) kiss, and Dave hasn't messaged him since. It's not that he doesn't want to.
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so uh. this is 13k words of past stridercest then present davekat, and then more stridercest. mostly it’s dave being haunted by his first "real" relationship, and how that mess bleeds into every attempt at love after.
my first attempt at fanfiction be nice 2 me
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What are Dove and Karkat up to 10 years after the final events of Pure Effervescent Enrichment?
Obviously, they're still on Tumblr.
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- Part 3 of Tumblr AU B-sides
- Part 1 of Davekat Week 2025
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In the interest of cultural sharing between two planets recently at peace, Karkat Vantas has opened a blog on a shared social media site, to schoolfeed humans on the nuances of quality cinema.
In the interest of doing some dumb bullshit and making hella money, Dave Strider has just released Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Movovie, the latest in his oeuvre.
The thing is though, SBaHJ has never just been dumb bullshit. And somehow, Karkat Vantas is the first person to notice. A revelatory review somehow snowballs into a whole new era for Earth-Alternia diplomatic relations, and said dumb bullshit lands Karkat and Dave right in the middle.
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- Part 1 of CCMA
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How Many XL Meat Lovers Can I Order Before Stuff Gets Gay? (23M) by ekkotimesthree
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Sep 2025
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TG: i went up to the counter last week, right?
TG: per my usual tradition, i ordered an xl meat lovers pizza, cause its the best fucking one of course
TG: but then, when i order my fucking xl limp wristed sausage sucker
TG: the guy taking my order gave me this fucking resentful, repented, lustful look
TG: naturally i turn red as the goddamn tomato sauce
TG: idk man…
TG: something about the way his red eyes looked up and down made me feel a little funny(Or, Dave has a sexuality crisis over a pizza, and horny shenanigans ensue)
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Feferi Peixes has only grown lonelier as the sweeps pass in relative isolation, eventually even Eridan found someone to be his Kismesis.
She gives a desperate and hopeful plea for companionship to any spirit or deity who may be listening.
Luckily, there is one.
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"They think I'm mad. The University refused funding, the Archaeological Society laughed me out of their quarterly meeting, and even Roberts, my most loyal colleague, has abandoned the expedition. But I know what I saw in those fragments from the '48 dig. The symbols on the cartouche don't match any known dynasty, and the material composition is unlike anything documented in Egyptian archaeology."
—From the Personal Journal of Jacob Harley, March 3, 1958
Almost seventy years later, Jacob's granddaughter Jade finally proves he wasn't crazy. The device buried beneath Egyptian sands is real, and what lies beyond that ancient ring will change everything.
When John Egbert reluctantly accepts command of humanity's first team through the portal, he expects a routine mission. Instead, he finds himself leading a team of Earth’s brightest into a universe far stranger and more dangerous than Earth ever imagined.
Some doors, once opened, can never be closed again.
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There is a great difference in motives between doing a genocide after doing a pacifist route, and doing a genocide first.
Well, maybe not first. Death comes first.
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