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    Welcome, Friends and Foes of Camelot.
    I’m sure you have many questions and I hold many answers.
    I fear that destiny has swerved off  the right path, in order to get everything back in place a little magic must be used.

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    A Merlin characters watch the show fanfic with my own interpretations of cannon because I said so god damn it!

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    A curse that turned Arthur into a werewolf, and now the group have become his Pack. The only person that refuses to be bitten?

    Merlin.

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    Alright. Kilgharrah had had enough of this shit. He was over 1000 years old and he had still never met someone so inclined into getting into trouble as his lord and brother, Merlin.

    He had been alone so long. Twenty years without a soul left in the world who cared about him. He was the Great Dragon, Triple Goddess be damned. No longer would he let Merlin risk his life alone, unprotected and uncared for.

    There was only one clear course of action left.

    Assume human form and move to Camelot as Merlin’ long lost half brother. It was mostly true, anyways.

    There was no way for this to go wrong, he was sure.

    Ah. Famous last words.

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    “Serving the Young Pendragon is your destiny.”
    “Fuck my destiny!”
    As it turns out, Merlin does just that.

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    Arthur, recently Crowned Prince of England, sets out on a trip with his friends to the shores of Albion to complete a family tradition called ‘The Pledge’. What he doesn’t expect is to accidentally awaken Magic from a centuries long sleep. Oh, and Magic itself would like to be called Merlin.

    And so magical chaos soon follows all while Arthur deals with the realization he is a cat person, might not be entirely human, and isn’t as straight as he thought.

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    Really this is a catch all for my hurt Merlin whump so please forgive me. Don't know where all these super angsty story ideas come from but here they are.

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    Merlin would have expected his magic would be revealed in some epic life or death scenario.
    Not for something so mundane.

    “You know what. Yes. I do confess I have magic.”, Merlin said. And suddenly the room was silent. Honestly, why were they surprised? He was just condemned to death for sorcery.[...]
    "No. Gaius didn't know.. [....] In fact, I've been very careful hiding my secret from all of you. [...]
    Which is why this is the stupidest thing I have EVER heard!”, Merlin shook of the knights hand, as he stepped forward to the king. Like a mad man. To be fair, he was a little mad.

    “Burned... for heating tea.”, Merlin shook his head.
    [...] "How fucked up is that?!"

     

    Alternatively: what if Merlin was actually condemned to be executed but just decided to -not let them do that.

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    “I’m leaving.” Merlin says, because this situation already cost him his Duolingo streak, and he’s too tired to deal with Arthur when the food Gaius is serving him looks like it belongs on a list of war crimes committed by the Canadian soldiers.

    “Where to?” His mentor asks, and Merlin shrugs, before going to his room and packing his bag.

    “India. Gaius, I have decided I don’t give a damn, especially not when having to eat that bland food. I’ll be back in three months, make sure Arthur doesn’t die when I’m out.”

    “Merlin!” And maybe, if he was younger and didn’t travel back to the past last month, he would’ve actually cared about the ‘eyebrow of disapproval’.

     

    Or, a 1500yo Merlin gets zapped to the past during his vacation to Cuba. You’d think he’s happy to see Arthur again. He’s not.

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    Merlin and Arthur are de-aged and get up to shenanigans (read: making Merlin cry) when Gwen catches them.

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    Why didn’t Arthur ever give Merlin a day off?

    It was a question he was frequently asked. He argued that there were various reasons why he didn't like giving Merlin days off.

    But when Merlin collapses in his chambers one day, he decides that perhaps... it was time for a change.

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    "Merlin," Arthur said. "You're relieved from your duties."

    "What?" Merlin's eyes bulged.

    He felt Merlin’s stunned gaze on him and resisted a smirk. Oh, he was loving all of Merlin’s confounded expressions. Those were going to fuel him for the next five years.

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    “You cannot kill him.”

    “Try and stop me.”

    “I will.”

    “And how will a mere manservant do that? What are you going to do, distract me?”

    “I might.”

    Morgana glanced back down at his lips, and Merlin stayed very, very still.

    “See?” He said, breaking the silence, “It’s working.”

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    Merlin and Morgana find themselves tangled up — and not only in each other. As their unexpected enemies-with-benefits.. situation leads to them conceiving a not so secret child, friends turn to foe and they are forced to turn to one another, regardless of their complaints.

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    Merlin can't understand those stupid complicated hand signs Arthur uses on a hunt, but they figure out another way to communicate.
    or: 5 times people were confused by Arthur and Merlin's secret language, and 1 time everyone understood.

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    Arthur is having a terrible day full of bad news, misfortune and a mouthy and irritating manservant. Strangely enough, it’s a rather surprising altercation with said irritating manservant that turns the day around and soon, Arthur is convinced that having Merlin in his bed is the remedy to cure all his horrible days…

    Written for mega_mathi for her prompt: Manservant with Benefits.The story definitely has “lots and lots of sex” with “no feelings” (yeah, right!), but I couldn’t fit Jealous Arthur in. I hope you still enjoy it, mathi!

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    As everyone should know, the combination of Gwaine, boredom, and alcohol, does not bode well. Especially for a certain manservant who hasn’t had a drink in over two years.

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    Merlin gets drunk and ends up revealing too much

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    After being hit with a spell on a hunting trip Arthur and Merlin must find their way back home. Which wouldn’t be an issue if they weren’t children. Literally.

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    „M-Merlin?“, Gaius stammered, sounding like he was on the verge of a heart attack.
    „Yes?“, asked Merlin, puzzled.
    Gaius nearly fell off his chair.
    „Merlin, I can’t see you!“, he shouted.
    „What do you mean you can’t see me? I‘m right here“, Merlin replied. „Maybe you need to get your glasses checked, they aren’t working properly.“
    „Merlin, look down at your hands!“
    Merlin did. Or rather he tried. Because he found that he couldn’t look at his own hands because there were no hands to look at. His hands were still there because he could feel them and one of them was holding up his spoon. It was just that they weren’t there.

    Or: Merlin turns himself invisible by accident and finally gets to see Arthur freaking out about him missing in all his emotionally constipated glory.

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    Now, Uther couldn't be redeemed. It's as obvious as it is certain that a task like this is impossible.
    But what would have to change to make him... at least acceptable?
    It's easy. Give him a heart.

     

    Alternatively: My attempt at writing an Uther who is mostly the same, but he actually cares about Arthur's and Morgana's wellbeing.

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    Arthur's meddling sister hires him a new assistant. The issue is, Arthur keeps forgetting to introduce himself to them. At this point, it's getting embarrassing – and where do these sandwiches keep coming from?

    OR: the author spent her sick day writing nearly 10k of Merthur.

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    When Merlin went to trade his life for Arthur's, he was ready to die; but the Old Religion wanted his life, not his death, and Nimueh did not offer the bargain he was expecting.

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    The new reborn souls, Percy, Merlin and Leon have a movie night!

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