12 Works in Neil (Dream Daddy)
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for all those who have sinned and fallen short by tinybox
Fandoms: Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator
16 Nov 2020
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Bloody Mary: have you ever wanted to fuck jesus?
You: i mean, not really. can't say i've thought about it tho tbh
Bloody Mary: me either
Bloody Mary: but you know who would?
You: ur husband?
Bloody Mary: yep. i'm not even joking, he's literally fucking jesus. clarification: he's fucking someone who happens to be named jesus, not the actual jesus.
Bloody Mary: although now that i think about it, the guy might be the real deal who the hell knows i don't.
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Zack Evans, a well built 39 year old, and his daughter, Amanda, are new to the cul-de-sac and things have gotten off to a fantastic start. Maybe a new start won't be so bad after all.
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When Sky Woodes meets a tall darkly handsome man with smoldering lavender eyes and a long spill of ebony hair, he sets his mind to making that man his.
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When Dadsona met Damien, and all the wild misadventures that follow.
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After being forced to attend Damien's poetry night with Hugo, Robert finds himself becoming more and more attracted to the teacher. Eventually he finds out that Hugo is not as much of a Fancypants as he once thought, and an unlikely romance ensues.
Get ready for poetry reading, scotch tasting, wrestling, movies, dancing, sex, arguments, cryptid hunting, fancy cheeses, and ultimately, love.
Based off of the Robert/Hugo oneshot "Ready To Learn".
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“Is he the love of your life?”
Joseph is quiet, avoiding the question for as long as he dares. He could have answered her on the spot, in an instant, a chorus of affirmations. But Mary, for all they've been, is still his wife. He's quiet, trying to find a way to spare her feelings, as long as he can be. "Yes," he whispers finally, miserably. "He's the love of my life."
"Then what are we doing?" Mary whispers back, sounding just as miserable.
Joseph doesn't have an answer.
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- Part 3 of My Problem is You
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Mary smiled like you were an idiot. “Between the smiling youth pastor with his delectable baked goods, and his nasty alcoholic bitch of a wife, who would the community prefer?”
“...You’re not like that. You’re as much active in church as Joseph.”
“I know. Everybody else doesn’t. Joseph is the face.”
“And Joseph is cheating on you.”
“I know. Everybody else doesn’t.”With everything happening, she could have just packed her bags and left.
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- Part 8 of Texting Robert
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It's just Roseph smut tbh by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator
06 Sep 2017
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Robert goes to a bar
He talks to Neil for a little
He sees Joey
They drink
kiss
and shit happens man
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'“Mary,” he said, using the same tone he brought out for misbehaving puppies.
“You haven’t had a relationship in for-fuck-ever, so excuse me for being curious!” She took a few chips out to munch, then after another swig of soda, she gave her friend a serious look. “Besides, I’m not just asking because I’m bored as fuck. I actually wanna know: does Robert treat you all right?”'
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- Part 10 of Strangers in a Strange Land
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“This is an affair, Robert. I thought you were familiar with the way affairs are conducted."
"Yeah, I'm real familiar,” he agrees, not looking away now. This is too important. “That ain't what this is."
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- Part 2 of My Problem is You
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“What are you doing here?”
“Ahh...” Joseph sighed and scratched his chin. “Well, you see, lately Mary has been... having some moods. I can't blame her, she's pregnant after all. But I figured it might be best for me to get out of the house for an hour or so,” He lowered his hand, placing it on the bar.
“Plus, I really needed a drink,” he mumbled underneath his breath.
Robert raised an eyebrow. “You don’t seem the type to drink.”
“I do, on occasion. Mostly margaritas,” Joseph chuckled a little, “but between you and me, I’d like the taste of some whiskey tonight.”
If Robert didn’t know any better, he’d almost suspect Joseph was making a pass at him.
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“Bite me,” Robert repeated. He took his jacket off, tossed it toward the living room, then he pulled at the collar of his shirt. He pointed at the space between his shoulder and his neck. “Right here. If you leave normal teeth marks, I’ll believe you’re not a vampire. But the second I feel fangs go through, I’m gonna have to do what I gotta to protect the neighborhood.”
Damien still looked confused, but he didn’t disagree yet. Robert wondered if he thought he was actually serious. Robert was about to go into the living room to get his sofa ready for its new occupant when Damien said, “Sure.”
Or: What really happened after Robert took Damien home.
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- Part 2 of Strangers in a Strange Land