12 Works in Neil Howie

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    Rewrite of that one scene where Howie is praying and Summerisle brings Ash to Willow. While those two make like a tree and have sex, Summerisle and Howie are homoerotic. Or rather, Summerisle is...

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    21
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    When the wicker burns and falls and the orchards spring forth, but the virgin fool is found fresh and alive in the ashes, it is clear that this unprecedence should be taken as a sign. But for whom? (Posted this on mobile at work without custom tags I'll fix that tmr)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    It's gonna be a lovely day! ☀️

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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
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    Sergeant Howie attempts to put Lord Summerisle in his place, but his attempt is rooted in a hidden evil within himself.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    214
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    What if Sergeant Neil Howie succumbs to Willow’s seduction?

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    2/2
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    4
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    9
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    “Oh God,” Howie murmured under his breath. “oh Jesus Christ.”  
    Summerisle grinned wolfishly.   
    “Just me, I’m afraid.”

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    A friend of mind recently read The Wicker Man and, having not seen the film, thought that Howie and Summerisle were supposed to be significantly younger than they actually are. So have this short, sweet story about Howie and Summerisle being awkward teens (and by awkward teens I mean awkward late teens/early 20 somethings so everyone is of age), with a heavy dollop of my favorite Wicker Man fannon interpretation; Lord-Summerisle-could-have-anyone-but-he-only-wants-Howie!

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    English
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    3,261
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    579
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    Lord Summerisle plans a different kind of sacrifice for Neil Howie.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,452
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    The hare is strong; the hare is quick; the hare is of two worlds, aboveground and belowground, mad and wise and glassy-eyed by the future it sees before it, glowing in the night.

    The hare is lonely.

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    English
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    946
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    559
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    Oak grins at Howie as he pulls him out of the Wicker Man,
    “Look at your face man!” he laughs, “We heard you crying for your god all the way across the field!” Howie is gently deposited out of the Wicker Man in front of Lord Summerisle’s smug face.
    “My, my, my, Howie! With the way you were screaming someone would think you were being murdered!” The villagers laugh at his expense while Howie is still frozen in shock. It hit him. They weren’t going to kill him.

    Language:
    English
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    2,239
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    966
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    On the thirtieth night of April, Neil Howie has a dream.

    Language:
    English
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    778
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    843
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    Sergeant Neil Howie discovers that the Wicker Man on the beach is not the end of his time on Summerisle.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,542
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    Sgt. Howie comes to Summerisle in search of a missing girl.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    838

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