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• Mickey Mouse at the Brink of Obsolete Sanity by FloraSkunkYay

  Fandoms: mickey mouse - Fandom, Cookie Run (Video Game), Dandy's World (Roblox), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Young Sheldon (TV), MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series), There’s too many fandoms involved  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • Multi
  • Work in Progress

  14 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Too many to count - Character
  • Like I’m being serious there’s too many characters involved in this crackfic
  • IM SORRY FOR SO MANY TAGS!!! 😣
  • There’s supposed to be more italics than there is
  • I’m not fixing it though cause it’s TOO DANG LONG
  • Tags are EXTREMELY unorganized so I apologize for that :(
  • Mickey Mouse
  • Daisy Duck
  • Minnie Mouse
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Kaname Madoka
  • Anne Boonchuy
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog)
  • Mole Ratio
  • Molar Mass
  • Ghandi (Clone High)
  • Harry Vanderspeigle (Resident Alien)
  • Sheldon Cooper
  • Eternal Sugar Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Sugarfly Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Timekeeper Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pavlova Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Akemi Homura
  • Fluttershy (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
  • Yatta (Dandy's World)
  • Shrimpo (Dandy's World)
  • Dyle (Dandy's World)
  • Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder
  • Hatsune Miku
  • Kasane Teto
  • Akita Neru
  • This is a joke story I made for fun and writing practice
  • this fanfic is entirely a joke for entertainment
  • the ship ShadowVanilla from cookie run is cannon in this
  • so is EternalBerry
  • i love yuri and yaoi
  • mickey mouse and Donald Duck have a toxic hatred based romantic relationship trope together
  • Mafias are involved
  • world wars are involves
  • inside jokes are added
  • peepeepoopoo lol haha so funny 😂
  • guess what? CHICKEN BUTT 😂😂😂
  • many dad jokes are made
  • Insane amounts of crossovers
  • too many characters involved
  • timetravel
  • this is my first ao3 post
  • I’ve been working on this in google docs since October 2024
  • its time to release this absolute monstrosity to the internet
  • Swearing/inappropriate language is used
  • please be aware of that if you don’t like cussing
  • skibidi Fortnite battle pass 😂😂😂
  • The story switches POV’s really often but the story is supposed to be told in Mickey’s perspective
  • sorry if the POV switching is confusing
  • PRAYING AO3 CURSE DONT CATCH ME 🫩
  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica is here and MadoHomu is cannon (LETS GO LESBIANS!!)
  • Little Witch Academia is here and Akko x Diana is cannon (LETS GO LESBIANS!!)
  • Humiliation occurs a lot but never in a sexual sense
  • specifically with Mickey and Donald cause they hate each other for valid reasons
  • Illegal casinos and gambling occur
  • Sadism & Masochism are implied heavily with certain characters
  • Not really in a sexual sense though
  • Suicidal ideations and suicide attempts and successful suicide are involved please don’t read if that makes you uncomfortable ☹️
  • thanks for reading 😁😁
  • large groups of rodents are heavily implied to be extremely racist towards each other

  Summary

  The most detailed story I’ve ever made. And the entire thing is a joke.

  I take jokes to the extremes sometimes… sorry :3

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  44,615

  Chapters:

  53/?

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  2

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  42