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    Clint had a tendency to fall in and out of love the same way he fell off buildings: unexpectedly and usually with an explosion or two. Especially when it involved teammates. The last thing he wanted to do was mess up the friendship he had with Bucky. All he had to do to keep from fucking things up was, well, not fuck his teammate. Easy peasy.

    Unfortunately, James Buchanan Barnes, war hero and world’s deadliest assassin, was also probably the world’s sweetest cat dad. And that was doing things to Clint’s heart that shouldn’t be allowed.

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    The entire thing still leaves him feeling vaguely nauseated, but, he doesn’t need to worry about that.

    Clint still comes to stand beside him (Nat’s lipstick on his lips), and Bucky tries to smile. “Champagne not your style?”

    Bucky shakes his head. “Not really.”

    “Well shit man.” Clint laughs, Bucky melts. “You can have some of my beer, if you want?”

    “Beer? At a wedding? Classy,” Bucky answers back, taking a sip after he finishes, trying to ignore where Clint’s lips were.

    aka, an extension of "champagne" from my winterhawk drabble collection

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    Love is pretty rare. So are kaiju.

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    Original summary: Bucky has been a supersoldier for decades but he has never realized what that means for his sense of smell . Well, at least it helps him sleep?

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    It's a pity their new next-door neighbour, Bucky, has such a massive crush on Nat. But Clint can at least appreciate the baked goods he keeps bringing around.

    Natasha just wishes Clint would get a clue. But they are good cookies.

    Steve isn't sure his waistline is going to survive Bucky's new crush.

    Podfic of Just Being Neighbourly by mariana_oconnor.

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    [Audio Length: 7:45]

    Bucky has been a supersoldier for decades but he has never realized what that means for his sense of smell . Well, at least it helps him sleep?

    Podfic of The Secret Of A Good Night's Sleep by Sishal.

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    Clint Barton has never seen much of a point in celebrating holidays; his whole life they’ve been something for other people, not him. In the years after Clint joins SHIELD, he learns about friendship and love, and yeah, he learns a thing or two about holidays as well. The life of a SHIELD agent isn’t conducive to ‘normal’ celebrations, but he thinks they get close enough, in the end.

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    Loki's fire burns water, or rather everything that isn't Loki…and maybe someone else.

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    Clint Barton kissed his best friend, Phil Coulson, surely ruining their relationship. So instead of listing to him say that they can't be friends any longer he runs away. Little did he know Phil Coulson also loved him like that.

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    The first time Clint saw anything really resembling human emotion that was not carefully controlled on his face was thanks to Luck.

    He had not paid much attention to the dark and brooding super soldier, he was basically like Natasha but Clint knew and liked Natasha, he did not know this guy so he had never had any reason to seek out conversation with him but now....

    Well, anyone who smiled so kindly at his hairy treasure must deserve some effort at politeness, right?

    Always judge a person by their attitude to pets, that was his motto.

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    When ’I wish Pops would leave Mama alone.’ appeared as a disjointed scribble across seven year old Phil’s arm, his own parents’ blood ran cold. The ’Why does he hurt us?’ and ’I want to leave.’ which followed did nothing to reassure them. A week later, they sat Phil down, and as his Mom squeezed his shoulder, his Dad told him ’Some people aren’t as lucky as we are. Look after her, okay?’.

    [ A soulmate au where some of your soulmate’s strongest thoughts appear on your skin. ]

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    Peter stares out, eyes half mast, the wind idly tugging his shirt and ruffling his hair as he admires the all encompassing view of the city.

    "Kid-" someone says behind him, and he jolts forward slightly, snapping his head to the side to face them. There's a man - dirty blond hair, sky blue eyes, and a nose that looks like it’s been broken one too many times. “How ‘bout you step down from there, yeah?”

    or

    Peter stands on the edge of a roof, and Clint makes a reasonable but ultimately wrong assumption as to why.

    He can't very well just leave it be now, can he?

    (And where there's one Avenger...)

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    “Nat, I’m serious, when you get back, you have to come here.”

    “You don’t even remember the name of the place.” She deadpans.

    “So what. I’m telling you, this apple pie is the best I’ve ever had.” To prove his point he shoves a large bite in his mouth. “And last time they kept bringing me slices. I honestly think I ate the whole thing.” He continues with a full mouth.

    “Clint, please don’t chew in my ear.” Natasha chastises. “And you don’t think that’s a little weird. A random restaurant giving you a whole free pie?” He hears faint gunshots coming from the other line.

    “Are you in the field right now? I thought the job was done?” Clint exclaims, completely ignoring Natasha’s question.

    -Clint's convinced he's found the best restaurant ever, Natasha is not so sure

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    "Anyway, you've got messages from someone named Buck or James, and I talked to him when he called," Yelena added with a smug on her face, "Your Bucky asked if I've known your plan for tonight and what he should wear."

    "Wait a minute, he's not my boyfriend," Clint said.

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    Phil has noticed Clint's growing feelings for Kate, even when Clint seems determined to ignore them. But Phil would like for him to have everything he wishes for and be happy.

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    Hawkeye jumped first, thought second, and his grappling hooks always caught him after. He didn’t hesitate. Clint had gone his whole life fighting for what he wanted; if he wanted something he went and got it.

    He just couldn’t remember why he’d never realized that what he wanted was the incredible, thoughtful, strong, talented, gorgeous man sitting right in front of him.

    Clint didn’t know he was pining for Phil until he realized their dinner together was a date.

    Phil didn’t know it was a date until Clint kissed him goodnight.

    Neither of them knew how easily they could have what they really wanted if they just took a leap of faith.

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    "The course of true love never did run smooth."
    - William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 1 Scene 1

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    After winding up in hot water with the Ukrainian mob, Clint finds himself relocating to a small town in northern Indiana to work as an elementary school gym teacher, and finds his new home invaded by a series of suspiciously wolfish puppies determined to be Lucky's BFFs, and his life invaded by over zealously friendly neighbors determined to feed him. In a startling twist of events, three of his favorite students happen to be his next door neighbors, along with their ruinously hot single dad Bucky, who proves to be just as enamored of Clint as he is of Bucky.

    What follows is a classic rendition of thirsting over the hot neighbor, bizarre small-town behavior, and so many puppies.

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    Bucky doesn’t panic. Or, more accurately, he doesn’t allow himself to panic. Not if he can help it. He can feel the first threads of it clawing at his throat now, though. He walks as fast as he can without jostling the whimpering mass of fur in his arms too much, squashing down the images of Barton bleeding out on the floor, of his lifeless body being carried away, no idea whether he or the dog are going to make it.

    When Bucky finds Clint and his dog bleeding out in an alleyway, he doesn’t expect his life to become all about dog-sitting duties, instagram, and shitty daytime TV gameshows. He also doesn’t expect to get drawn into Clint’s latest drama. He really should have known better.

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    Kate laid her head at the back of the couch, mouth feeling numb by the cold. She smacked her lips a few times, trying to get some warmth into them, but to no avail.

    “My mouth is so cold right now,” Kate said lazily while staring at the ceiling.

    “Want to warm it up for you?”

     

    or: Kate returns to New York and gets visited by a familiar blonde. Mac and cheese is served and feelings are realized.

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