9 Works in Pam Bashing (Stardew Valley)

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    Alex is a rising gridball star with a lie that spiraled: he told the press he had a small-town girlfriend. He didn’t expect to come home and catch his actual girlfriend cheating on him with a redheaded artist. He also didn’t expect Penny—quiet, bookish Penny—to step in and pretend to be his girlfriend when two reporters showed up.

    Now they’re fake-dating for the media. Penny lives in a trailer and doesn’t understand why someone like Alex would choose her, even just for pretend. Alex is trying not to fall for someone who looks at him like he's more than just muscle and a gridball jersey.

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    English
    Words:
    38,578
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    575
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    Alex hates Sebastian – which is great because Sebastian more than returns the favour – and what starts out as revenge fantasy turns into unironic lust, which evolves into unrequited love. Alex gets a job, Sebastian marries the farmer, and both of them lose almost everything before finding each other again. A story of two mutual bullies who learn how to messily grow up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    229,772
    Chapters:
    67/?
    Comments:
    5,973
    Kudos:
    4,818
    Bookmarks:
    782
    Hits:
    187,867
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    Two unlikely villager's come together to make each other's life's just a little less depressing.

    Language:
    English
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    6,080
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    364
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    Penny returns to Stardew Valley after college, with a handful of regrets, and a new edge she doesn't quite recognize. She's not here for love. Not for recklessness. But when Harvey won't look at her the way she wants — and Sebastian offers a way to be seen — she lets herself blur the lines.
    There are things you do to forget.
    And things you do because you want to be remembered.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,032
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    227
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    Penny thought she had it all figured out—Sam was sweet, charming, the kind of guy who gave her discount coupons and walked her home. Falling for him seemed natural. But love, like seasons, has a way of changing.
    From spring tutoring sessions to the moonlight jellies, from rainy nights to haunted mazes, Penny slowly realizes that the quiet boy in the hoodie may have been seeing her all along.
    A story about missed signals, shifting hearts, and the way someone unexpected can feel like home.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    132
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    At Jas’ request, Penny puts up flyers around town for a book club to meet on Sundays. She expects it to really only be herself and Jas, perhaps Vincent if Jodi insists, but instead finds herself meeting with Haley. It’s a bit stressful, a little strange, and she’s not sure how she feels. How could they even relate to each other?

    Haley, on the other hand, knows she might seem more suited for a regular club than a book club. But she swears she’s not! She does actually like reading. Promise. She’s never talked to Penny much before, though. Hopefully it won’t be too weird and she’ll even get to read a good book out of the deal.

    … we’re reading what?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,408
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    268
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    On their last year of high school, Sebastian and Alex navigate their new, blossoming relationship as external forces ebb and flow against their fragile bubble.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,916
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    480
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    “She’s gotta walk home on her own.” The blue haired woman grabbed Pam’s shoulder and shook her hard. Emily did not share Gus' pity, or even sympathy for the older woman.

    Pam’s daughter, Penny, didn’t wait up for her anymore. If she chased around her mom as much as she ran around drinking, the pair would have matching under eye wrinkles.

    “Pam!” Emily shook the woman again, she still didn’t stir. Emily stormed behind the bar.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    270
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    The farmer just bought a bouquet from Pierre's. Who will they give it to?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,951
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,263

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