13 Works in Patchy the Pirate (SpongeBob)
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CSI Bikini Bottom, Season 2, Episode 11: The Forgotten Trench by DamienFishbone
Fandoms: Godzilla - All Media Types, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
10 Sep 2025
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The season finale. Patchy, the 3 Sponges, and his crew go on an epic exploration in Marshall Islands to find Godzilla's hideout, The Forgotten Trench; who saved Bikini Bottom during the Cold War era nuclear tests. Will they succeed in this perilous journey which leads them through the toxic Wastelands?
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- Part 23 of CSI Bikini Bottom
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- English
- Words:
- 16,294
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Hits:
- 11
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CSI Bikini Bottom, Season 2, Episode 3: The Travels of the Living Sponge by DamienFishbone
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), CSI: Miami (TV 2002)
09 Aug 2025
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The continuation of SpongeBob's origin story. How he gets to Europe from Ancient Egypt, to Versailles, and then how he finds Bikini Bottom, escaping from the terror of French Revolution..And how he meets Patchy, the pirate.
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- Part 15 of CSI Bikini Bottom
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,052
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 11
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CSI Bikini Bottom, Season 1, Episode11: SpongeBob Parabellum, The War Of Justice by DamienFishbone
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), CSI: Miami (TV 2002), The Punisher (2004)
26 Jul 2025
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The part two of the season finale. After the destruction of the CSI headquarters, the survivors fight back, and getting unexpected help.. The war against the 4 syndicates continue on land and on sea. And more surprise guests.
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- Part 12 of CSI Bikini Bottom
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,947
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 11
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Gradient Sparkle Adventures - Fernandecahos! by fiogutz
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Burger Brawl (Web Series), Vocaloid, Cookie Run (Video Game), Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), Object Fool (Web Series), Lucky Star (Anime & Manga), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Dandy's World (Roblox), South Park, プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), Supernanny (TV), 古見さんはコミュ症です。 | Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu | Miss Komi Can't Communicate (Anime), Multi-Fandom
15 Feb 2025
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Basically, Gradient Sparkle and her teammates go on a tantrum filled adventure because Jo Frost is "sick" and acidentally invite too many characters..
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Unlock This Open Book by thedragonemperess for Benji_Barker79
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
28 Jan 2025
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5 key moments in Patchy and Burger Beard's relationship in the week after Burger Beard's rescue, and the 1 moment that defines it all.
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SpongeBob's No Nut November by ProfessorSquidward
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
06 Jul 2024
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SpongeBob SquarePants has never lived down the disaster that was his senior-year No Nut November challenge. He can never repair the damage that was done to one of his closest relationships that fateful month, but he can come back to the challenge many years later - with a whole new drive to win. This time, with $10,000 (out of his own pocket) and a whole night of sex with Sandy Cheeks (which has long been SpongeBob's dream) at stake, thirty-six Bikini Bottomites agree to resist the urges for a whole month. Is SpongeBob's lust for Sandy enough motivation to propel him to victory? Will another Bikini Bottom resident best him? Or will the whole competition spiral out of control?
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Bro their is piss everywhere fucking help me
Jesus Christ please send help
I am in desperate need of a macaron
I'm gonna hate myself for this abomination tomorrow but it's way to fucking funny so it stays
I have no fucking clue what the tags are a friend picked them
Just going over the characters list and I have no clue what any of them are
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Patchy the Pirate (A Methhead) Fights Nicktoons (Civilians) in Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl (Real Life) by Big_Boy_Writer
Fandoms: Nicktoons (Video Games), Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl (Video Game), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Danny Phantom, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Rugrats & All Grown Up! (Cartoons), Doug (Cartoon), The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Wild Thornberrys
19 Jul 2023
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Hardcore gamer and Nickelodeon fan Patchy the Pirate was on a roll with his game! But now, he finally gets his shot IN the game! How will he do? Will he measure up to the other fighters? Read to find out!
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Local Meadhead causes havoc all across town. Read to find out about everything he gets up to!Series
- Part 6 of Tendies stories!!!
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A Pirate's Life Is Lonely (So Help Me Fill The Void) by thedragonemperess for PrincessSakuraSylveon
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
31 Aug 2022
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Patchy and Potty decide to go to the Island above the Bikini Bottom to look for SpongeBob. Who they find instead, however, is far more interesting.
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The Truth about the Krabby Patty by TrikovaSora_SkarenPhantom
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
29 Dec 2021
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My take on Spongebob finding out the truth about the Krabby Patty recipe goes along with the theory Mr Krabs is killing his own species and this follows what Spongebob's reaction to it
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 410
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 193
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The Sun is Still Shining by Triceratops_the_dino
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), The SpongeBob Musical - Various/Anthony & Coulton/Jarrow
13 Jul 2021
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A collection of Spongebob one shots. Mainly patbob spongerick, and always human AU
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Pippi & Equestria Girls Songfic by orphan_account
Fandoms: My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, Pippi Långstrump | Pippi Longstocking Series - Astrid Lindgren, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
22 Nov 2020
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Join Pippi Longstocking his gang as Pippi and friends takes on singing fun! P.S. I did not own songs.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60,776
- Chapters:
- 130/130
- Hits:
- 311
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The Day They Left by 1Pastel_Souls1
Fandoms: The SpongeBob Musical - Various/Anthony & Coulton/Jarrow, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
17 Dec 2017
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Bobby, his twin brother Gary and their mother are not clueless to the concept of jumping towns and, consequently, schools as well as jobs, but they've never gotten to live by the seaside before, let alone on a peninsula. All seems to go well for the twins and their mother… until their new school's mascot, Patchy the Pirate, is found, torn to pieces and burnt by the rival school. What follows is a thread of horrors, but are they mere coincidences? Or is someone pulling the strings…?