8 Works in Paul | Philomena Cunk's Mate
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[Podfic] Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 May 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire. -
Charlie Brooker's Alien Stage / Cunk on Alien Stage by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Alien Stage (Web Series), Cunk and Other Humans on 2019
30 Mar 2025
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The crew on site for Cunk on Life are stunned after Philomena Cunk gets abducted by aliens. But this isn't about them, they clearly didn't give a fuck as the well-timed abduction still made it into the final cut, this is about what happened to Philomena afterward. And what happened to Barry Shitpeas after the Antiviral Wipe. And everyone else.
Welcome to ALIEN STAGE.
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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Philomena Cunk's new special, Cunk on Books, brings Philomena to the bookshop of a certain ethereal bookworm. Things get off task rather quickly as Philomena expands her horizons and Aziraphale makes a new friend.
Alternatively titled: How the hell did this become my first fic of 2024?
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Cunk on Hunger Games by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
23 Oct 2023
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The presenter leans in, “Why the Hunger Games? Why not, say, a dating show or a quiz show or something with a less… dangerous premise?”
“Well, it was the biggest one, for starters, and you know what Jesus said, go big or go home.”
“I don’t think Jesus has ever said that,” the presenter says.
“Really?” Cunk says, bewildered.
“Probably definitely,” the presenter tells her, visible pain in his expression.
Or; Philomena Cunk participates in the Hunger Games. Everybody suffers.
Series
- Part 1 of Random One-off Fandom One-shots
- Part 4 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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Philomena knew so much about him. Mostly because he never shut up.
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Cunk on Roys by latins_lacuna, unbelievable_unstoppable
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018), Cunk on Britain (TV), Cunk on Earth (TV)
02 Jun 2023
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Philomena Cunk interviews the Roys (and Tom).
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Cunk On Borderlands by AldiParmesan
Fandoms: 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
28 Mar 2023
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“Bit chilly, innit?”
Chishiya jumped. He hadn’t noticed anyone following him, too fixated on the game, not noticing as a woman had joined him. She was a westerner, speaking with a thick English accent, and a sort of look on her face like a very self-assured goldfish.
“‘Ave you noticed that people are dying down there?” the woman asked. “At first I thought it was just a bunch of weirdos playing tag because they thought they were twelve or something, but that woman down there is definitely dead. You can see her brains and everything!”
Ah, so she was new. To her credit, she was awfully calm about it.
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Philomena Cunk, from hit documentary Cunk On Britain, finds herself in the Borderlands. Is she escaping the Borderlands, or is the Borderlands escaping her?
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Philomena Cunk would totally slay in the Borderlands