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samantha’s trip to the mall by pndvii
Fandoms: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Stray Kids (Band), Original Work
22 Sep 2025
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samantha goes to the mall
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lesbian wedding crashing by lps468
Fandoms: Yandere High School - Samgladiator (Web Series)
17 Jul 2025
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Sam gets lesbians so much that he has to crash their wedding because he is crazy... oh thats not.
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[Speed Read Podfic] Paul Blart and the No Good, Very Bad Snow Day by ShakespeareStoleMyURL
Fandoms: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Haven (TV), Merlin (TV), Stardew Valley (Video Game), Firefly (TV 2002), Star Trek, Stargate Atlantis, Baldur's Gate (Video Games), The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game), The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner, The Divine Cities Series - Robert Jackson Bennett, Leverage (US TV 2008), The Hobbit - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Doctor Who (2005), The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Emelan - Tamora Pierce, The Magicians (TV), Marvel, DCU
17 May 2025
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Paul usually doesn't work evenings at IKEA, but today turned out to be a particularly fateful day to cover his coworker's shift.
Podfic of Paul Blart and the No Good, Very Bad Snow Day by 429_CarCrash.
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Paul Blart: All Top by Omega_versatile69 for NotAri, BAKER, yourhotwife, cic
Fandoms: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies)
09 Apr 2025
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Paul Blart explores a gay sex club after coming out.
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Paul Blart and the No Good, Very Bad Snow Day by 429_CarCrash for kisekiis
Fandoms: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Haven (TV), Merlin (TV), Stardew Valley (Video Game), Firefly (TV 2002), Star Trek, Stargate Atlantis, Baldur's Gate (Video Games), The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game), The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner, The Divine Cities Series - Robert Jackson Bennett, Leverage (US TV 2008), The Hobbit - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Doctor Who (2005), The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Emelan - Tamora Pierce, The Magicians (TV), Marvel, DCU
01 Apr 2025
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Paul usually doesn't work evenings at IKEA, but today turned out to be a particularly fateful day to cover his coworker's shift.
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Paul Blart Conquers Men by space_llamacorns, the_albster
Fandoms: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Weird Al Yankovic (Musician), The Traitors (US TV 2023), どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series
30 Aug 2024
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In which men are conquered.
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Paul Blart: Freddy Fazbear's last Security Guard by RegrettableReads
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Garfield - All Media Types
10 Nov 2023
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Paul Blart is tasked with protecting the Freddy Fazbear's restaurant and discovers a shocking conspiracy led by none other than the flavortown man himself.
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The Hellbound Blart by Slothpoe
Fandoms: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Hellraiser (Movies 1987-2018), Hellbound Heart - Clive Barker
24 Sep 2023
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Paul discovers a room in his beloved mall that he has never seen before, and he is forced to ask -- does he truly know his mall?
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Sad Blart : Fall Cop by Sad_Blart2015
Fandoms: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Worst Idea of All Time (Podcast), The Whale (2022)
09 Aug 2023
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AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on extra weight and his hypoglycaemia has gotten worse. In this fan sequel Officer Blart is slowly becoming more and more depressed as loneliness and isolation take over. Damaging the very nature of his soul as he's haunted by traumatizing flashbacks, ignored by unloving shoppers and just like his uncle grows a beard. These are his stories. These are his experiences. Paul Blarts tragic downfall. SAD BLART: FALL COP. The shadow man cometh! More chapters and stories of my experiences will be released soon - Paul The main platform for this fanfic is Wattpad however we will update the AO3 and other versions of this story when we can with upcoming chapters and new content.: sadblart. /
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eduardo tries to have hot vengeful hate sex as a power move but paul is paul about it
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop, crab fucker, handsom man by ynjones
Fandoms: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), The Little Mermaid (Disney Animated Movies)
12 Mar 2023
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I LOVE MALL COP PAUL BLART
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From Here to Bleternity: Blart's Symphony by Shiba_Liba
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies)
13 Mar 2023
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Paul is a broken man with nothing left to love. But a group of mutant turtles may change his mind.
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Or: The ROTTMNT and Paul Blart crossover you didn't know you needed.
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Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by STONEXFREE
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Yandere high school
24 Oct 2022
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A rewrite of SamGladiator's roleplay, Yandere High School, in which Grian is the protagonist and actual research/decent writing. Warnings for chapters are in the tags. Be safe.
(Some character's names are changed for my own sake/for fun. If you've got any questions about who's who I'll be happy to answer)
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The King, The Bee, The Ogre, and the 2 Mike Myers (located in Arkansas) by Ronny_Lyle
Fandoms: American Beauty (1999), Bee Movie (2007), Shrek (Movies), Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), The Collector Series (Movies), Morbius (2021), Austin Powers (Movies)
14 Oct 2022
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Open house day. Gone wrong. Gone violent. Gone chaotic. Gone sexual?
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Undying Love (Veck Simms x Reader) by Hot_Jam_donuts
Fandoms: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies)
04 Apr 2021
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You're just an ordinary security guard at the west orange shopping mall, trying to make other people's lives better. But when you meet a super cute guy, will your connections save the mall and some innocent hostages when a group of thugs takes over the mall?
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Our Mall by Midna127
Fandoms: どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies)
13 Jan 2021
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A new store opens up in the mall, which Paul visits briefly during his patrol.
That stop would forever change his life.
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- Part 5 of Requested One-Shots
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The Force Within Us All by Kierkegarden
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Historical RPF, 17th Century CE RPF, Slavic Mythology & Folklore
30 Dec 2020
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Luclawice, Poland-Lithuania, 1608 -- Three years after the Polish reformation and the slaying of the Sith-Pope Leo IX, Paul Blart (Paweł Blartski) has everything: a successful Antitrinitarian church, a booming cheese shop, and a literal angel of a husband, Luke Skywalker. But Luke knows that the battle for peace is far from over. Dark forces are brewing to the East as the Sith gain power and the 30 Years War looms on the horizon. Suddenly, Paweł is swept into a world of mythology-come-to-life as the fate of the galaxy rests in the hands of the hypoglycemic cheesemaker and his beloved. Will Paweł keep his faith or fall to darkness?
A Sequel to All Will Be Well
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- Part 2 of Take Heart, O Blart
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Shrek and Friends Bizarre Adventure: Shitpost Crusaders by Shrekanankin for Snowtrail
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Bee Movie (2007), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Marvel, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Trek, Gorillaz, LazyTown, Super Smash Brothers, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Dragon Ball, Death Note (Anime & Manga), Metal Gear, Warhammer - All Media Types, BlazBlue, Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Disney - All Media Types, Spawn (Comics), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Cory in the House, Bionicle - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game), South Park, Family Guy (Cartoon), The Simpsons, Rick and Morty, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! RPF, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Xenoblade Chronicles, Weird Al Yankovic (Musician), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, 北斗の拳 | Hokuto no Ken | Fist of the North Star, Gravity Falls, Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010), Johnny Test (Cartoon), Fairly OddParents, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Berserk (Anime & Manga), Persona Series, Invader Zim, Devil May Cry, John Wick (Movies), Killer Bean Forever (2009), RWBY, Monty Python RPF, Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Total Drama (Cartoon), Kingdom Hearts, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Code Geass, Naruto
01 Jun 2020
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Part 3 of the Shrek and Friends Bizarre Adventure saga. It just takes plot elements from Stardust Crusaders, Star Wars, and a bunch of other iconic stories and pretends to be original or something like that. This is just something Family Guy or South Park would do. The best character in this whole thing is probably Ghost Rider, since he's just a badass.
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Saving Shakespeare [AO3 ver.] by Midna127
Fandoms: Original Work, Alvin and the Chipmunks - All Media Types, Penguins of Madagascar, Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening, Actor RPF, Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015), Lil Pump (Musician) RPF, The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, 新・光神話 パルテナの鏡 | Kid Icarus: Uprising (Video Game), Fire Emblem: If | Fire Emblem: Fates, The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, Punch-Out!! (Video Games), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Tangled (2010), Shrek (Movies), Henry Danger (TV), Garfield - All Media Types, Just Dance (Video Games), The Crucible - Miller, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Us (Movie 2019), 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Fire Emblem Series
28 Dec 2019
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The sequel to Waifu Wars and second Squeakquel to William Shakespeare x Barack Obama pt. 2@!!!
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- Part 5 of Waifu Wars Cinematic Universe
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Vezon has an orgy by orphan_account
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Bionicle - All Media Types, 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), Shrek (Movies), Bee Movie (2007), Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), VeggieTales
28 Aug 2019
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A lost episode of the legendary anime, 'Shrek and Friends Bizarre adventure'. Shadow and Blaze decide to go on a nice hot date. Their son, Silver is left alone with his brother. Silver calls up a few friends, but it quickly devolves into them doing gay ass things.
At least somewhat inspired by Shrek's big orgy.
Set in an AU where Shadow and Blaze are married, and every single fictional character ever made exists fictionally, and is real at the same time.