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Jerry absolutely SUCKS at friends let alone love, no one will ever take the time to get to know him, they're always chased away by something about him, it's usually the state of his home...
When the house owner arrives with a little draw-string bag filled with dice? Chance is introduced into the office, Jerry is excited yet nervous to talk to him, after everyone not liking him for the same couple of reasons, you could understand how it would be difficult to try AGAIN. But, once Chance comes to talk to him, he realizes that Chance is similar to Jerry in different ways, he too is lonely.
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It hurts so good; no, not in that way by HibiscusPlush
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Sep 2025
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So this started off as me reading dste everything self harm fics and going “teehee what if sex as a form of self harm? Wouldn’t that be silly?” And then I started writing, lost the plot, and now we’re here so yeah
What **if** sex as self harm but also other things
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After looking through dozens of listings for a new house, you discover an ad for an interesting house. The price was fairly low for the size of the property, and it was to be sold fully furnished. You message the homeowner to meet up with them to see the house for yourself. Once you meet up with them and they give you a nervous, and very hastily, tour of the house, you decide to buy it. What a steal! Not noticing the small little details of a house that was severely neglected, and the homeowner being very relieved to get rid of it.
Once you move in, you finally notice the state that it’s in, and realize you have a lot of work to do. Your new home needs a little bit of Tender Love and Care. But what happens when you find a pair of glasses and discover that your house needs TLC in more ways than one?
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Swap Everything! by thequeerriver
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Sep 2025
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Lucinda is bored and decides to get Daemon to swap things around. She could’ve never guessed just how fun it’d all end up.
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find you anywhere by SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
21 Sep 2025
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You've never really considered your ability a superpower—you can just… read objects. It's almost like they're talking to you and telling you their stories themselves, though that would be crazy, of course. Mostly they just complain to you. All this being said, it came as a total surprise when less than an hour after getting the keys to your new house in Coolsville, you heard a knock at the door and opened it to find a short, red-haired woman holding out an official-looking badge.
"Hello!" she says. "I'm Maggie, Coolsville's resident private investigator. You can talk to objects. Will you help me with a case?"
"Umm, hi," you say. "Nice to meet you?"
~superhero/mystery-solving Eddie/Volt/reader AU~
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You are like breathing freedom by acutekidney
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Sep 2025
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You're a newly folded paper airplane that gets caught up in Hector's grate. He's a little surprised with the sudden encounter but does his best to help, and you seem very trusting and sweet... Though he insists you're impressive (and pretty), you're rather clumsy, and keep getting stuck with him. A friendship blooms, and you're the first to show him love, and that his efforts are highly appreciated even by other objects.
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don't you hear me howlin', babe? by kit_kat_katie07
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Sep 2025
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Finally, it's Saturday night, and it's time for Eddie & Volt to meet Penelope in a night full of pleasure that you won't soon forget!
this is technically the finale for a series, but it can be read as a one-shot if you're purely interested in the foursome and not any of the background stuff that happens before then!
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- Part 3 of honey don't feed me (I will come back)
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Workin' Late? by 8Honey_Lemonz16
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
18 Sep 2025
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"According to your current company status quo for your current workload, it seems we have a solution to your problem!"
"A raise?"
"A new assistant!"
It seems that due to your "work ethic" of being stretched thin at your 9-5, your manager decides you need a new assistant. But oh no! Their hot!
(Yes, I also posted this on Tumblr under the handle @berriblossom!)
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Trip - The little jar by Silver_JusticeWriting
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
18 Sep 2025
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Where you thought Daisuke would greet you, you are instead met with a very odd looking thing: a slim man who seems irritated by default.
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Basically the route for my friend’s dateable OC. This is part of a series where I upload the routes of me and my friend’s OC’s.
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There is an ask blog available for Trip! It can be found right here >> https://www. /littlejaranon
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- Part 1 of The Hidden Dateables [OC routes]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 616
- Chapters:
- 7/?
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This is an apocalypse AU of Date Everything. They're all human, The Hanks are the main characters.
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Requested from tumblr:
I was wondering if you could do a fic where parker and chance (if that's not much to ask) deal with (or experience) their first time with sleep deprived reader who becomes more unhinged swaying from tired to energetic from cautious to impulsive and so on from having a hard time trying to get some proper sleep in a whole week or two due to work, studies or project they're passionately working on?You are working on your masters thesis proposal and haven't gotten proper sleep in a week. The objects in your home are concerned about you, so Chance and Parker take matters into their own hands.
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How Much Longer 'Til It's Midnight? by ProjectFandoms
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Sep 2025
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It is your first time moving away from the small town you grew up in, to move to Carbonsville, a bustling coastal city that is home to your dream college, Carbonsville Institute of Technology and Engineering(CITE). You were lucky to get an affordable apartment in Valdivian Heights, a luxury apartment just a few minutes walk from campus.
You're alone, for the first time ever, you are on your own, in a busy city where you don't know anything or anyone.
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Thus Always to Tyrants by SilentMusiic
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Sep 2025
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You always thought you would escape royal life before it got to this point. Before your hand was sold off as a bargaining chip to a kingdom you’d never set foot in. Yet here you were, about to marry a king you’d never met.
King Eddison of Lumireign proves to be quite the enigma, an odd balance of curt and sincere, leaving you unsure of his intentions for this marriage.
Then there’s the mysterious and ever-charming captain of the guard, Sir Volt, who is somehow always there for you in every way imaginable, even with the secrets he seems to be keeping from everyone.
With growing desire in the kingdom for an end to the monarchy, and secrets at every turn, will you be able to escape this palace with your heart intact? Will you escape unchanged by your time in these walls?
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- Part 1 of Thus Always to Tyrants
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When Worms Turn by Mortimer_Dead_Sea for fatedfeathers
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Sep 2025
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"He was making his way back to the group when he heard it. He knew it well by now, living in this house. It was the start of a fight."
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The objects of the house attempt to have another house party after the last one went awry. Chance thinks he can step away for a bit but, of course, things get out of hand the second his eyes leave the group.
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- Part 7 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
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There is Magic in This Room (It's Called Love) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Sep 2025
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"And jealousy. Burning hot jealousy that made him want to curl up and die because Chance was better than that. Parker had no need to be jealous, Chance loved him and Parker knew it. He wouldn’t hurt Parker like that, and yet every time someone’s gaze lingered on Chance a little too long or Lux said some bullshit about how Chance was hot enough that he didn’t have to settle for some far lamer nerd, Parker felt... Awful."
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Everyone in the house knows Parker as a game without shame who doesn’t even seem to notice that others find him strange. Unfortunately for Parker, not even he is immune to the talk of others.
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- Part 6 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
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This Is It! (Now We've Found It) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Sep 2025
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“Well, I’m friends with, like, everyone in the house,” Parker boasted. “Who do you want to meet?”
“Oh my god, this is crazy.” Zoey seemed to think about it for all of two seconds before saying, “Okay, I know you’re friends with everyone, but like. Who are your best friends?”
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Parker, sure that Zoey had been a figment of his acid-riddled imagination, is shocked to discover she’s real and is ready to meet everyone. Parker is more than happy to show her around and of course, that means bringing her to his favorite person in the world.
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- Part 5 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
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It's My Mistake by 100_universes
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Sep 2025
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Maggie comes to you with a mystery in need of solving. The two of you will have to work together to crack the case before tensions rise, and someone says something they'll regret.
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A mystery fic featuring primarily Maggie and the reader, with a supporting cast of characters interchanging per chapter. Two will reveal themselves in time, and eventually have a larger role to play. -
BMC Everything! by Note_alquin
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game), Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
09 Sep 2025
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When resurfaced hyperfixation meets current hyperfixation:
The story of Parker Heere! High schooler trying to get with a girl through swallowing an odd computer pill… that never goes wrong right?THIS IS LITERALLY BE MORE CHILL SLIGHTLY REWRITTEN FOR MY OWN LIKING!!
DATE EVERYTHING CHARACTERS ALSO TWEAKED TO FIT INTO THE STORY IM SORRY IF I DIDNT MAKE YOUR FAVORITE JUSTICE!! <333If POVs changes im sorry, this is my first fic since i was like 13....
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,076
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 7
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.·:*¨༺ DATE EVERYTHING! NSFW IMAGINES + HEADCANONS ༻¨*:·. by piinklatte
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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┌─── ･ ｡ﾟꨄ︎: *.𖦹 .* :☆ﾟ. ───┐
those weird glasses
were just the start
└─── ･ ｡ﾟꨄ︎: *.𖦹 .* :☆ﾟ. ───┘
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A Chance at His Heart by fix_it_fagott
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
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Chance goes on a date with Penelope. You want something more.