Perry van Shrike is Done With Everyones Shit
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The Jump Force Initiative by etherealsights (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005), 21 Jump Street (Movies), Hot Fuzz (2007)
10 Aug 2025
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“Welcome back or welcome in, I’m your host Harry Lockhart, and today I’ll be telling the treacherous tale about me and Perry’s first, but definitely not last, undercover mission last year. Now, if you were one of the few people who actually watched our movie, you remember what happened at the end; Perry’s my boss, he grew a beard, and he’s ten times more hotter than before.
Anyway, one fake church, one synthetic drug, and four other emotionally unstable investigators later…we ended up forming a team. Dickson calls us Jump Force. I call it my own personal hell. Jenko called us the ‘gay Avengers’ and I had to restrain myself from shooting him in the dick.
Reader discretion advised: contains fucks. Many of them. Also possible throuples, mystery solving, trauma flirting, and me pretending to be a college student at thirty-seven.”
OR:
Greg Jenko & Morton Schmidt are back at it again going undercover at yet another college.
This time?
They’re not alone.
(And they don’t know it.)
Narrated by Harry Lockhart. <3