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Actions speak more than a thousand words,
But when we're talking about Technoblade and Quackity, they manage to make those blend. Actions and words having meanings so unique to each other in the most confusing ways. Are they fighting or flirting? Who knows.Or, originally
A polite apology letter leaded to a reply. This reply sounded more like a arrogant threat. That leaded to an not so polite reply... Yeah. Technoblade and Quackity don't know how to start any type of conversarion without starting something stupid.
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Cultivation Protocol by DefaultNPC (nat1nightmare)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Oct 2025
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Technoblade and Philza Minecraft get Isekai'd into the world of Modao Zushi on the edge of a battle during the war against the Wen clan.
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Technoblade finally got enough wood and food for the next two weeks and started to go back to his and Philza's cabin, but suddenly there were footsteps. Whos that?
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Signs of the Wild by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Origins SMP
20 Oct 2025
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PART TWO OF THE WOLFBORN AU
You will probably want to read the first fic before this one lmao.
~~Technoblade was raised by a pack of Dire Wolves since he was seven years old, though he kept his ability to pretend normal. Of course, all the SMP knows is that Technoblade is..... Technoblade. Even Philza isn't aware.
But they still notice the wildness, don't they?
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Or, some moments when Techno's wolfy side was... less hidden.
Might make a second chapter.PHIL AND TECHNO HAVE A BROTHERLY BOND HERE WHY CAN'T I STOP WITH THE SIBLING BONDS-
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was he truly angry? After the years of on and off disappearances why now would it bother him, why now could he not remember it all. What had happened that his mind so cruelly would deny him the knowledge. Was it worth knowing? He did not forget often but when he did it was to spare himself the grief. Was it grief? Had he done something to him?
He needed to find him to remember what happened to know he was not truly the monster everyone thought he was.
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In a world where gods are real, sacrifices need to be made. Thus, the question of "Is it worth it?" Is raised by Tommy.
He had done everything right. So why was he always hurt?OR
RELIGIOUS TRAUMA FOR TOMMY 🫶
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Tommy Danger Careful Kraken Innit is in a time loop, this would be fine (probably) if not for his (now former) abuser, dream, oh also technoblade has a big obsession with potato’s
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“Oh fuck you dream!” Tommy scowled, a scar tugging at his lips.
“Wha- what did I do?” Dream frowned, his mask was on the side of his face, his brilliant green eyes were wide, one of which had a milky shine to it.
Tubbo froze, what were Tommy and Dream doing in the forest, alone?
“You literally covered the cabin in glitter,” Tommy gestured to the now very glittery, very badly built, cabin. Another voice joined in, it was gruff and familiar.
“I don’t know Tommy, I think it looks better like this,” Fucking technoblade deadpanned.
“What the fuck?” Tubbo mumbled.
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Or: Dream, Tommyinnit, and Technoblade are stuck in a time loop, chaos insues.Series
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Cursed - Dream SMP AU by Emilylime17
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Oct 2025
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Philza's searching for Technoblade. A hoglin won't leave his side. Neither knows the truth. Yet.
Technoblade was cursed- turned into a hoglin with no way to communicate and tell his friends that no, Phil, he did not eat Techno, and no, Ranboo, he was not a pork snack, and for the love of Prime how had no one realised he was Technoblade yet? All the while, Techno's mysterious attacker plots from the shadows, a plan slowly coming to fruition that could endanger the little happiness left on this Prime-forsaken server.
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The hoglin then let out a soft grunt and opened its mouth as it leaned towards him. Phil flinched away, not wanting to get his face chewed off, but he was too slow to prevent it from grabbing onto the shoulder of his coat with its mouth. Phil froze as he watched it, and the crow on his other shoulder let out a surprised squawk. The pig ignored them both and started to drag Phil away by the sleeve.
“What the actual fuck is going on?”
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Or: Technoblade is turned into a hoglin and falls victim to Phil's chronic adoption, becoming his new pet. Techno is not pleased.
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Within the Blur of the Snow, i Found you. (And ill take you home) by Fyodor_Kinnie
Fandoms: Dream SMP
05 Oct 2025
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The Antarctic Empire was thriving. The citizens were well cared for and safe under the watch of the Emperor, and his Wife, the Empires Goddess, However safety does not always mean freedom. Mostly to children being forced into slave trade, people being kidnapped- heck a LOT of stuff.
Insert Will, full name being William Boreas Rib Cage. a territorial, 23 year old Snow owl hybrid with ZERO social interaction skills. who lives in a mountain- yeah he carved out a chunk of the mountain- in No mans land. which is what civilians and nobles alike called the frosty, dangerous, Snowy and icy plains and beaches on the north side of the empire that never gives, and only takes. bro was doing is daily scheduled like usual when he sees some freaky Blond dude who is staring at a blizzard Will made with awe. in which his voices panic about it. eh. cant be THAT bad.
It is in fact. that bad. why did he have to go outside that day.
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“The view is great innit, innit,” a female voice called out to him. “You got that right, Nebula,” he sighed, “and vigilante names dumbass we are in public.” This gained an exaggerated gasp from the person next to him. Something about the night air always calmed him down.
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There ain't enough Phoenix Vigilante Tommy with Clementine and Shroud
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Only When You Look At Me by UUNOIA
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Sep 2025
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“Tear me apart with your words, hate me until your lungs give out. But as long as you’re alive to do it, that’s all that matters.”
You can mend wounds, but every stitch comes at a cost.
Sent by Philza to aid Wilbur and Tommy in their underground war for L’Manburg, you swore to keep them safe. Despite your neutrality.
Technoblade, famed for his prowess in combat, is bound by the voices in his head. They demand blood… and you too.
Beneath the chaos of revolution and the shadow of betrayal, a healer and a warlord walk a knife’s edge between ruin and redemption.
And with every heartbeat, you both draw closer.
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Roier amaba su vida. Excepto hoy. Justamente hoy, los Dioses lo miraron a la cara y dijeron: “Hm, sí, ¿ese hombre de ahí? Ese mero, que se joda ese en específico.” Y, por supuesto, que esto significara que el resto de su familia también se llevaría sustos, especialmente Cellbit, era solo el principio.
Al final, lo de haber olvidado algo muy importante resultó ser lo de menos
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You disappeared.
No goodbyes, no letters-just gone. The woods became your kingdom, the silence your only friend. And you liked it that way. No people. No kingdoms. No taxes.Then he showed up.
Technoblade. Hunter, fighter... thief of your dinner. You should've hated him. Instead, he kept coming back. And worse-he made you curious.But the past has a cruel way of catching up. One slip, one mistake, and suddenly you're not just a recluse hiding in the woods. You're a criminal. A traitor. A name on the chopping block.
He should've left you.
He didn't.-> Fanfic inspired by UUNOIA!
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That's One Villainous Bakery! (Slower Updates) by Obelsik_Haru
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2025
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"Mate."
The three figures previously raiding the fridges froze in place, owlish expressions mirrored in each of them as they turned towards the now open door.
".. Why the actual hell are you scoffing my tarts at two-fifty-one am?"
"Not our fault they're tasty Phil!"
"That's not—You're eating my produce!"
"Sucks to suck boss man."
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My hyperfixation on Superhero Universes has returned and SBI is my jam,
So, with a skip in my step I offer you all some gorgeous Civilian Philza who just wants to open his bakery in peace.
IMPORTANT:
This fic is based solely on the CHARACTERS.
I do not support what certain CC's have done for very obvious reasons.
Please keep that in mind before reading this fic, thank you.
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Notice:
Updates are slower now but STILL continuing
Also! If anyone has any specific baked goods the would like shown throughout the fic, just drop them in the comments!
(Update! Added this to a series now alongside random ideas for this fic I don't know where to put at the moment ^^)
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Rusted but not Broken by Smack_n_cheese
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Sep 2025
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Ranboo, a part of a small group of scavengers, obtains a sword in an ancient ruin. They do not take the time to read the warnings on the walls.
or: Ranboo picks up a magical sword and gains a possible friend, possible danger. Only time will tell.
or or: inspired by httyd, Tangled (story has changes a little so this is more minor) and Excalibur (mildly). The whole idea has gotten way from me so here we are!
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Reincarnation of Technoblade by UkesBeTriumphant
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Sep 2025
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*several years after the destruction of l'manburg*
Inside the ruins of a once large community, lay two bodies, tired, bloodied, and haggard. Blood had been the decorations of their violent fight in the pit. Several people had gathered at the top of the crater and watched with solemn faces. The fight was less of a battle and closer to that of a session of torture.
A slow burn of how Technoblade gets fatally injured at the hands of Quacikty? This is a very slow burn and heavy angst-based work if you want to get a good cry out.
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Philza, The Angel Of Death, the most infamous pirate sailing the seas. A man feared by nearly every sailor this side of the world.
And here was Caerwyn, stumbling onto his ship by mistake.OC x Philza Pirates AU
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Welcome Home Theseus (Rewrite) by Tommyinnt_Simp
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
01 Sep 2025
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It used to be so simple for Tommy.
He was the son of Wilbur Soot, little brother to Fundy Soot, son to Noah "Foolish" Wastaken, a Slayer of Gods, a foe to many and friend to few.
But now that he has reunited with his family and friends after two long years Tommy finds himself having strange dreams, remembering long lost memories, meeting new and strange people and most of all...reuniting with his real father.
Can Tommy survive through his family's drama?
Can he hold back things he wishes to say but doesn't, in fear of being alone?
Can Tommy just...survive?
Well my dear, your going to have to read on to find out.
(This is my AU i came up with after watching an awesome video on tiktok)
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Accidentally Co-Parenting A Mortal by Traveling_Void
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
31 Aug 2025
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What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?
One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.
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The Future is Now (Sparks Turn into Flames) by RedReality_R
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Aug 2025
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“It means,” Techno drawled, “that if you’re switching to the good guys, I may as well switch to the other guys.” The avian’s eyes widened. “My soul focus will be to destroy your delightful commission.”
“You wouldn’t dare,” Phil stiffened.
Techno gave a manic grin, baring teeth. A crow squawked.
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Or, where tommy is a year 11 student/vigilante, techno is his english teacher/villain and both are too stubborn to let others do as they wish
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- Part 1 of TFiN (STiF) Collection