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    Draco Malfoy doesn’t do mornings, emotions, or stability.

    He does Monster, RedBull, sarcasm and pretending everything’s fine.

    But when he starts spending more time with Harry Potter—the boy who asks to many questions and cares too much—his carefully built chaos starts to crack.
    Between school, family, and the ghosts he refuses to name, Draco’s learning that maybe the real mess isn’t his life—it’s him.

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    ​The dust has settled on the Battle of Hogwarts, and Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt outlines his plan to rebuild the country. But for Hermione Granger, the real struggle has just begun. She embarks on a private mission to find her missing family and rebuild her life in the ashes of the war. Her journey will lead her to unlikely friendships, new family bonds, scandalous lies in the Daily Prophet, and a chance encounter in a Muggle cage fight that will change everything.

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    “Wait.” He says, while trying to dial back his wheezing. “You’re serious?”

    “Doth thou believe I wouldst jest about a matter of great import?”

    “You gotta understand,” Heathcliff holds up his hands defensively, face still set in a grin. “Between that, and you pulling my leg, you pulling my leg seems way more likely.”

    “And why is that?”

    He knows he’s stating the obvious, but he can’t think of a better way to phrase it.

    “You’re a Bloodfiend. Bloodfiends can’t get pregnant,” he replies lamely.

    (Picks off directly from where You Turn Blood Into Caffeine ends.)

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    Rhaenyra's life is hard. Not only does she have to deal with three growing girls who insist on making her life a mess but an ailing Father whose Parkinson's is getting worse. Desperate for help, she calls on an old friend of her late Mother's to see if she can help take care of him. Problem is, Alicent comes with three sons of her own. Three rowdy, very not great boys, that are going to move in to the apartment across from Rhaenyra's, and realize they have some especially sexy neighbours living right next door.

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    Damon Albarn is a foreign exchange student from Southern England that now lives in Belleville, New Jersey. He befriends a fellow student named Billie Joe Armstrong, but there's one fellow student that he has his eyes on.
    Posting schedule:
    Chapter 4: 10/16/2025
    Chapter 5: 10/23/2025
    Chapter 6: 10/30/2025
    Chapter 7: 11/6/2025
    Chapter 8: 11/13/2025
    Chapter 9: 11/20/2025
    Chapter 10: 12/4/2025

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    demon slayer school chatfic but theyre british and go to secondary school joint sixth form 💯💯

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    After an encounter with a mysterious man in the bathroom of a gay bar, Tim begins to develop a strange illness. Aversion to sunlight. Sharp fangs. And a thirst that he just can't seem to quench...

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    The flames a Houndoom breathes when angry contain toxins. If they cause a burn, it will hurt forever.

    Unfortunately, Kaze knows this better then anyone.

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    When Harry goes trick-or-treating, he is stopped by a frightening and mysterious boy.

    Coming toward him the opposite way on the pavement was a demon. There was no other name for it—a tall, shadowy monster with the face of a crow, something Harry might have dreamt up in a nightmare.

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    What the hell does he want?

    If it is dignity he wants, then he had better quit while he has most of it, when the still-small bulge in his pants can go away if he were to just back off and give himself a few minutes to cool down. Can still throw her off with a fib if it catches her eye and she asks about it, with a shrug and a “just a crease in my trousers”.

    But if it is pleasure he wants?

    No. He’s going to stop himself right there.

    He does not want pleasure, does not want his body to think he does, to proceed to spell it out loudly and clearly the way it tends to do, making him burn and boil inside when he denies it. Besides, this is the wrong time and the wrong place and the…

    … the wrong person.

     
    (At best, she’ll laugh. At worst, she’ll call him a rogue.)

     

    (Or: Don Quixote comes up with a bad idea. Heathcliff comes up with a worse one.)

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    a fic from june that is absolute dogshit but with mabye a nice plot.
    John and Sherlock are at a small gathering, when they both forget their presents and Sherlock wants to make up for it. It ends kind of bad and John finds himself relapsing again, after a long, long time.

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    “Well, Sirius.” A shiver ran down his spine as Remus drawled out his name. “I’m going to have to arrest you for this.”

    Sirius’s eyes flew wide. “But, officer, it’s simply a misunderstanding!”

    “You accidentally tried to break in to my car?”

    Sirius sighed. Guess there was only one option now. Flirt like hell.

    -Or-

    Kinktober Day 2: Roleplay

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    An orange memo appearing unceremoniously on her desk with orders to visit Diagon Alley’s newest wine bar that evening is all it takes to derail Hermione Granger’s perfectly adequate post-war existence.

    Or

    Ginny and Theo start dating.

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    Five years after the events of Breaking Dawn, the Cullens have relocated to England to start afresh! They’re back in high school, but this time with Renesmee… who has a supernatural gift that is spiralling out of control?!

    This is a mostly canon compliant post Breaking Dawn coming of age & anti-imprint story. The Cullens reject the imprint, Renesmee and Jacob do not have a romantic relationship, and they do not end up together. The focus is on a.) the concepts of autonomy and free will, and b.) Bella and Edward’s relationship with each other, and their role as parents & relationship with Renesmee as she reaches maturity. This story is not Jacob, Bella, Edward or Renesmee bashing, though they all have a *very* rough time. There's a lot of fluff, a lot of angst, and lot of slice-of-life snippets. Eventual happy ending for all :)

    Longfic. ~5-10k words per chapter. Switches between Ed/Bella POV. Warning for language, implied recreational drug use, discussion of sensitive topics (e.g. grooming), and eventual sexual content and themes (not a smut focused fic, but will have E/B mature scenes after chapter 10).

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    "So maybe Ben was thankful when Jason barged into his/Tim’s room with a simple “Come on, we’re going to waste the old man’s money” after checking that he was in fact talking to Ben."

    In other words, Jason, Dick and Stephanie get a hold of Bruce's card and drag Ben out shopping for "college textbooks."

    Also for anyone who is new to this series, Tim has DID and is part of a system, the other inhabitant of said system is a boy called Ben so that's who Ben is.

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    Girls don't have as much in common as people think.

    Especially ones that attend private boarding schools.

    Gracie Hargreaves is at the top of the food chain despite only being Year 11. She comes from a wealth that you only see written about, never thinking people this rich actually exist.

    She doesn't exactly have the most positive reputation either, being Willow Creek's biggest heartbreaker, nobody is actually fond of her, she's liked because people fear her, not that she cares, popularity is more important than having actual friends.

    Taylor Whitlock hates the idea of private schools, but she didn't have much choice when it came to education. Her parents got better jobs and decided it would be better to send her to a boarding school, saying "colleges will favour you". She's not popular at all, but she has friends who actually like her.

    Taylor doesn't like Gracie, but she can't help but be fascinated by her, she can't resist the charm everyone talks about. She doesn't want to be another girl tossed away and ridiculed about how bad she is in bed.

    Still, maybe she does fancy Gracie, but it's not a crush she wants to pursue.

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    Warning, this entire fic is a fucking mess and unfortunately considering all the chapters I'm not going back to fix any of it. Enjoy the ride I guess, I wrote this while sleep deprived as fuck. Also probably inaccurate depictions of BDSM? Dude idk, I don't have sex. But anyways I tried to tag everything I could. I'm too invested in this ship. Pacing might be off I think and I kinda went off the rails. It's like a mental breakdown in fic form, sorta. Don't take it too seriously ig. 😭

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    Ikersi one-shots of varying length, topic, and tone.

    (At this point, just all the shorter stories floating around in my head and my attempt to get them out.)

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    Or, Charlie finally visits Nick at college and meets his roommates.

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